I know dozens of fags in musical theatre that can build massive sets in days using MUCH more dangerous equipment than a common household hammer. Gays are more masculine than these 'alpha males'

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Finding a job should not be this fucking hard

Someone motivate me to start working out. I might as well do something productive while I'm unemployed

She looks like a fucking gnome in Baldurs Gate

Manifesting presidency for him. This is the shit that needs to be said by those with the power, not subtweeting

EAT SHIT DEBRA MESSING

Not even a New Yorker but this makes me so horny

How have 10 seasons gone by and I wasn't even aware of them?

Currently offering a dick sucking service to help me pack a few boxes in exchange

My goal was to make the gayest team possible

Also the winner of the talent show? This is such a great season but some of the judging is wack

I know it's way late but Nyongbella was robbed

Kirby Air Riders is going to ruin my life

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

Trans icon since 1996

Also, ayo @jay.bsky.team and the BlueSky team, if you’re gonna permaban Link and Palestinian aid accounts, it’s not a good look if you also don’t ban government accounts engaged in obvious violations of the Hatch Act, which is an actual federal law.

no kings but short kings!

Literally didn't have to lift a finger because someone already added it to a list I've blocked

Should be playing Pokemon instead

Lol

I'm here for a good time not a long time. Shut up and mind your own business

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day

Happy Native American day! This is your yearly reminder that native Americans make up 10% of homelessness throughout the country which is the second highest demographic. AKA - Fuck Christopher Columbus

The bottom three of drag race uk was made up. You cannot convince me those three had bad enough performances for that

Does anyone else use Goodreads to track what they've read? I just wanna see what others are reading. Add me if you do 👉🏻👈🏻 www.goodreads.com/friend/i?inv...

Depression horny is a wild thing to experience

We heard it's national boyfriend day @dereklives.bsky.social ❤️

Need someone to fill me in on the Bluesky CEO drama. I have clearly missed something

LOL Anyways, stream THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY! By Jade

Anyway, stream Joyride

It actually tracks today..

Just realized we're in Key West when Legends ZA comes out and I won't be able to play until a week later

Ya'll have friend groups that send nudes to each other?

Prepping my doomsday chamber because word on the street is that a certain white girl is releasing new music soon

Need to stop getting high during the day because I literally cannot stop snacking

Okay I think I get the hype about JADE now

Random person added me on Snapchat (roast me for having it still) and asked if I could help with his morning wood. I don't know what I expected from this

Ah, yes, fall weather

Do people really sit and watch full hour-long porn movies? Asking for a friend

So what are you guys wearing to the rapture? I'm thinking a romper personally

Before the rapture happens, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me

venmo.com/code?user_id... Just in case any sugar daddies want to ensure I have a great day (This is almost fully a joke, I'm just zooted enough to put this out there)

My red flag is hoping that I'll just run into a full odds shiny by simply making a level 1 encounter sandwich

Fat cock friday? On my 30th??? It's more likely than you think

And everything she said is coming true! Mind you it’s only been 8 months so far

Bro, let’s go and scream in the woods and then blast ropes of jizz on each other’s faces 💦 💦

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

Y'all better fucking stop going to Starbucks if they allow this to happen

Back in my day fridges had one job; keep my beer cold