Ah, yes, fall weather

Do people really sit and watch full hour-long porn movies? Asking for a friend

So what are you guys wearing to the rapture? I'm thinking a romper personally

Before the rapture happens, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me

venmo.com/code?user_id... Just in case any sugar daddies want to ensure I have a great day (This is almost fully a joke, I'm just zooted enough to put this out there)

My red flag is hoping that I'll just run into a full odds shiny by simply making a level 1 encounter sandwich

Fat cock friday? On my 30th??? It's more likely than you think

And everything she said is coming true! Mind you it’s only been 8 months so far

Bro, let’s go and scream in the woods and then blast ropes of jizz on each other’s faces 💦 💦

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

Y'all better fucking stop going to Starbucks if they allow this to happen

Back in my day fridges had one job; keep my beer cold

These games changed my life

Yes, I went to a wedding and paid more attention to the caterers dogs than I did the bride and groom

*sigh*

going from "transgender ideology" to "look at the poor misguided white kid" without even taking a breath, unconscionable

L. M. A. O.

Called it

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

"Gun violence for me but not for thee". The attempt on Tr*mp was a registered Republican. Countless other shootings are instigated by Republicans. It only matters to them when it harms them and not when it's their opposition or children.

Let me get this straight: 2 elected Democratic officials in Minnesota murdered 2 months ago - hardly any coverage Charlie Kirk murdered 2 hours ago - nationwide attention and our Nazi leader advocating for flags at half mast for it School shooting moments after Kirk's death - *crickets*

Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.

He didn’t do this when two elected Dem reps were murdered in Minnesota though.

But this isn’t going to get attention, this won’t get the “touching” eulogy that Tr*mp just had for a toxic vile person.

No fucking way I just had verify my age to use Bluesky. Fuck South Dakota

i have an idea my fellow 63% of Americans

Cool now tell everyone how much energy this is going to waste

Need someone to help me understand the importance of bookmarks

Who? I'm literally not joking

Resisting the urge to buy Silksong because I am currently playing 10 other games at the same time

I forgot how amazing and cute this game is

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do

It's very conspiracy theorist of me but that... doesn't look like him? Am I crazy?

You guys have labor day off?

The reviews are in

Sorry I haven't responded to your messages, I have no idea who I am anymore

There was a school shooting in Minneapolis 2 days ago. Where are the reparations for those families? Or does it only work that way for MAGA?

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

Imagine what we could change in our society if we applied the same level of rage at the government.

There are two people who I would just like to go a day without hearing about (D***** T**** and T***** S****)

Faggots (derogatory)

The launch of pumpkin spice gives me PTSD every year since I left St*rb*cks

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

She's a sick and twisted human and she's wasting billions to just cause further harm share.google/6wy6ukXsd2us...

Who's playing bravely default and wants to be friends 👀

Which fat cock wants to take a fat nap with me, an owner of a fat cock