Someone once described the Facebook reactions, in order, as “the stages of learning about Morrissey” and that’s really stuck with me

Elon Musk lawsuit summarized

Sexiest Man Alive implies there’s an even sexier corpse that needs to be excluded from consideration

I don’t mean to ignore you guys, I just have object permanence issues and this app doesn’t do me notifications very well

Good morning New Zealand! Hope yous fullas all had a good sleep

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gday bluesky.. free palestine :)

Opening this app is like “Welcome to New Zealand: Internet version” every time.

@ezbear.bsky.social I can’t believe there are still my people out there on this app that I haven’t followed yet. Shows how often I use it I suppose. Twitter is just becoming more of a hellsite every day because of the clown of an owner.

Those unrealistic games…

I constantly forget this app exists because it doesn’t give the dopamine like the others do.

Bought some new plants to join these ones in the garden (and a couple in the house) that I’m actually managing to keep alive at the moment

Hey @katjnz.bsky.social do I need to know anything special about growing blackberries? Or do I just pop the thing in the ground and water it?

Good news folks, I’ve just bought Napster for twice its real value and deleted any remaining good songs to make room for all your medical records

I have had a day where I felt not so good, and I had to be out in public trying to procure goods for as little money as possible because I am broke, but I had a beer and now it’s all better. Fuck it, might have a second one.

Inside of you is one Homer, what's your Homer

I can’t stand it when official organisations such as schools etc send me official forms to complete as a goddamn word doc. Idiots. Do you know how easy it would be to edit the doc and for me to send it back with altered conditions and then suddenly I’ve signed a form saying you will pay me money?

The person I went on a date with also felt like we didn’t have a spark, which is probably because I’m boring and lame as hell. I’m ok with it though because I like being alone. Maybe one day I’ll meet someone in person that I feel attracted to, but I doubt it.

I went on a date and it was nice enough but it just felt like hanging out with a friend and I do not think I am a dating person.

Why does my dog smell so bad and why can’t he just take a shower by himself like a normal person (not one of my kids who constantly needs to be reminded to shower or they will go weeks without doing it)

This timeline is all very good and normal and I see nothing going wrong in the world at all

Wish I could be lowered into a vat of warm liquid goo that takes away all my pain and refreshes every body part back to optimal status

What is common in your field but shocks outsiders The fashion industry is the second biggest polluter after the Oil and Gas industry. If you’re buying a pair of pants or something for under $100, someone somewhere is being exploited.

@hawktheslayer.bsky.social you did it! YAY!!!

Imagine being the kind of person who just genuinely believes being paid fairly is... unfair.

Tfw you have to pause the music you’re listening to just to type out a message on your phone

I have obtained KFC and I will now eat it and then hang curtains in my 15yo’s room, gods willing.

I’m not a fan of the way threaded replies work like email replies on here 😢

I’ve just got to finish this shopping list for tomorrow and figure out which part is the right part I need to get to replace the accessory port (cigarette lighter) in my car that I just removed and the I’m gonna take a nap.

Since I got $170 more in this month’s child support payment than I’m used to getting, I finally bought that window regulator and motor I needed to fix the driver’s side window on my car! A bitch gonna be able to pull up to the drive thru soon 🥲

Twitter is that ex you see at a party who's really let themselves go and you'd feel sorry for if they weren't so fucking awful.

I’ve had 1 coffee, 1 V, and 1 cup of tea today. I think too much caffeine all squished in around the same time and now it’s all wearing off. Maybe a second coffee??? Stay tuned to find out if I massively regret my choices!

@awkwardorchid.bsky.social FOUND YOU! Finally I can relax (somewhat).

Finally got in touch with TAFE to tell them I’m not coming back this year. Still have to officially withdraw but the process is begun!

@nedgilmore.bsky.social HI FRIEND!!!

@calico-gf.bsky.social asdljhsdfljkhasklgjh I need to tell you something! I am feeling a bit scatterbrained right now though and can't even work out which is the best way to do that, but I think I just remembered that this place doesn't have DMs so Elon Musk's Twitter is it.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the blind rage needed to decimate anyone who fucks with that serenity. Amen.

Welp, looks like this old girl is about to get a social life. Just been given the ok to walk around again and go back to work and I already have 2 dates booked and another one that we haven’t set a date for. What scary new world is this?! There are people out there who are *interested* in me?!

Wondering why I suddenly feel so tired, realised it’s because I’m due for my afternoon coffee. Waiting to get my broken foot checked out at the hospital and can’t get coffee rn 😢

Hopefully I end up getting paid tomorrow so I can go spend $8 on a new hair colour lmao

If the hair colour isn’t giving, you’d better make sure the styling and the face slay

tamatha paul told mike hosking to go fuck himself on her first day. i told you she was the real deal

Had a double shot coffee this morning but I have such a full on day ahead I’m so tempted to double it and pass it on to the next person (as long as the next person is me) I mean… have a second coffee.

When I have a fucken minute to myself I think I’m going to write a thing about my mental health struggles of late because there are so many ways in which my poor mental health is impacting others to the point that they do things to make my mental health measurably worse

If you buy a website then crap it up you should be legally required to restore the website to its original state, like when they make polluters pay for habitat restoration

Nah fam. I’m not vibing with this colour aye. FRICK.

Drinking my cappuccino and I’m reminded of the time my 17yo was like “someone should make a coffee cup that rotates but the handle stays in the same place, so you can hold the cup normally but still spin it round so you can drink from all sides so you can get all the foam off”

@scarletblade.bsky.social fancy seeing you here!

Last night I got bored of having pink hair and dyed my hair purple. Might post a pic later if I’m not too busy or dead from being too busy