The full moon will reach its apex in 30 minutes. Just so you know.

Happy May Day ✊

Do I want to set up an HPC lab, or are my ADHD meds finally working? A Molly Millions story

"He was more than a hero. He was a union man." - Miles O'Brien #MayDay

Me writing documentation

Sometimes, I remember I'm a girl named Molly, and I smile :)

Scully doubting Mulder: im struggling to believe you but the autopsy results are peculiar Mulder doubting Scully: you dummy. You imbecile. How could you be such a buffoon. Religion is stupid and you're stupid for believing in it. Where are the aliens

Its a Unix system...

Oh, every one is always nostalgic for the geocites era web but when somebody actually makes a platform that crashes every 10 minutes, suddenly everybody wants future technology, I see how it is.

Gowron, son of M'rel, has no 2027 budget proposal.

Calling the pope ‘weak on crime’ is the best. More priests on the beat.

Wear a coworker's name tag, and commit crimes

Yeah they nailed it

They landin. Good luck Artemis II Crew!

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5) www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Employee review: satisfactory. That's how I know I'm working the right amount.

a microcravity hug on the far side of the moon could fix me.

moon

Deck lizards! They're lizards that live on the deck!

When I tell people weird facts, they ask "how did you know that?" And I can't possibly answer, not because I don't remember where I read that, but because philosophers have been struggling with what it means to "know" something for over 2000 years, and are no closer to a definitive answer.

what the actual fuck????

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

Business card that just says "Freelance Do-gooder".

ME: See you later, Spock. SPOCK: Prosper. ME (turning around): Hey wait a minute- SPOCK: You heard me.

I think Steve McQueen by Sheryl Crow is actually about console cowgirl Jaylene Slide and her partner Ramirez in Count Zero by William Gibson.

I just applied for a cool role with the internet archive, and imposter syndrome be damned, I think I might actually kick ass at it, plz send good vibes my way!

ROB HIM OF HIS COPPER IMMEDIATELY.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLb...

Don’t look at me like that’s my fault. I’m just telling you shit I know.

Special place in heck for these guys. malus.sh

This goes double for cases where they're carrying a heavy box, or a clipboard. While you're wasting time looking for these hackers all over the place, some people are trying to get some work done around here!

He's "the one"... The wrong one

Cool thing about being Molly all the time is that I go last now in our daily standup meetings 😸

ad blockers are not only morally correct, but necessary for safety

@hignfyus.bsky.social Where ya been Michael, the whole AI Industry has butthole logos

Back on my bullshit (setting up a highly available fault tolerant LDAP cluster, for which I am the only user)

The Turing Registry from Neuromancer, but for tech CEOs that lose that one remaining shred of humanity.

Some people will do anything to get out of answering emails :P Ian's the best.

Ol' Gil

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus. FOSS nerds: the Torment Nexus cannot be ethical until it is Open Source

I learned about a new guy today en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto

Star Trek DS9 is a slow burn erotica that never really properly pays off because the authors got distracted with their world building.