IYKYK #AEW #WrestleDream #THPS #DarkslideThatThang

Too sweet!

My wife made a comment that as much as @hangmanpage.bsky.social hates English Ivy, he's just as stubborn and persistent.

I'm in Bend with a bunch of other old farts for Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys

Mom got moved from CTICU to MICU which is a sideways step in her journey. Her new room is alot quieter so hopefully she can rest more 🙂 Still critical with heart, lung & kidney issues but stable for now. Please continue to pray for her recovery & send healing vibes 🙏😊❤️‍🩹 Like/Share gofund.me/2dbf9cc5

Dame coming back to Portland is the best news I've heard all year! #DameTime

I think @refaubrey.bsky.social and the game crew need to make a Double Dragon style game starring Jet Speed - @speedballbailey.bsky.social

Outrunners with the Newport gear 😂

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation

“His brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chilis” is crazy haha #AEWDynamite

Every 90’s Hip Hop video

I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket?

Who said a mud bath is for humans only

I remember I used to have to call a dude, then meet him at some parking lot, where we did the exchange through my driver's side window. Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.

I would like to eat a club sandwich while working at the club.

equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped

I've just discovered my dog likes jazz.

What do you do when your AuDHD keeps sabotaging your life? I don't know how to make it better.

My phone fell off the kitchen cabinet, hit the corner of a drawer, and cracked 🕸️ the screen. I am grieving. It costs $380 to fix. I am cry.

Everyone else: "Coroner" Taz:

Linkin_Park-Hybrid_Theory.exe

How am I supposed to care about this new pope without video packages?

This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖 Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio

If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life. It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.

At their age? Not a chance

The average American has three friends.

if a piss soaked cigarette butt in the urinal of a dive bar bathroom were a person…

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

Kitties!

It’s also missing Dalton Castle hours 🦚💜

don’t give them their freedom, because they’re not going to give you yours

The Schadenfreude is about to be glorious and will feed my petty ass for the rest of my life.

BYOGB, Seattle

“poorly drawn cats your pins aren't that cool they don't even glow in the dark” THEY DO THEY GLOW. they glow a BEAUTIFUL BLUE!!!!!!!!! LOOK and get yours here: www.makeship.com/products/moo...

The Princess from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘢 was autistic.

ME: hey what's up MC ESCHER: i have no idea

Autistic person: Has a mentally crippling reaction to something. Is in full blown distress. Person who doesn't understand autism: "Why are you overreacting? It's not a big deal. Just get over it." Autistic person: Is invalidated and still in full blown distress.

🎶 Mothers Teach your children how to brush my hair Teach your children how to lift my arms In the air, with no cares Mother 🎶

It didn't start with gas chambers.

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

This is what a rigged economy looks like: In the 1970s, CEOs made 27 times more than the average worker. In the 1980s, CEOs made 48 times more than the average worker. This decade, CEOs are making 354 times more than the average worker. That has got to change.

When we got to the convention today, we were just wandering around. Teddy Long appeared out of thin air and put his arm around Nolie. Asked him if he was doing well in school. Nolie said “yeah”. Teddy goes “Good. If your grades slip, I’ll make you go one on one with The Undertaker.”

oh my goddd I want that 😍 🤼