Stitches removed and cone of shame off! He had quite the busy day and is now napping.

I have the Mewgenics soundtrack stuck in my head and it's @eviluno.bsky.social's fault.

OH MY GAWD IS THAT PRIVATE PARTY? #AEWDynamite

Many of the challenges you face—from health care to high costs—come back to the poison of dark money in our elections. It’s way past time we pass the DISCLOSE Act and get dark money OUT of our democratic system!!

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision

Me in Battlefield running around with an RPG as a primary. The kill sound is so satisfying. My bad, y'all. #Battlefield6 #bf6

Wheeler Yuta in seven days:

Rad AF

AEW is at its best when felonies are being committed on #AEWDynamite.

My 14 year old dog is having surgery to remove a tumor from around his eye and also his eye. Please send all your positive thoughts.

Punxutawney Phil saw his shadow today. This means his shadow knows his storyyyyyyyyy. MMMMMM MMMMMMMM #AEW

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRRREEEYYYYYYYY #AEWCollision

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRRREEEYYYYYYYY #AEWCollision

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. I actually made this one the other night after I turned in my notice to my boss, so this tracks.

IYKYK #AEW #WrestleDream #THPS #DarkslideThatThang

Too sweet!

My wife made a comment that as much as @hangmanpage.bsky.social hates English Ivy, he's just as stubborn and persistent.

I'm in Bend with a bunch of other old farts for Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys

Mom got moved from CTICU to MICU which is a sideways step in her journey. Her new room is alot quieter so hopefully she can rest more 🙂 Still critical with heart, lung & kidney issues but stable for now. Please continue to pray for her recovery & send healing vibes 🙏😊❤️‍🩹 Like/Share gofund.me/2dbf9cc5

Dame coming back to Portland is the best news I've heard all year! #DameTime

I think @refaubrey.bsky.social and the game crew need to make a Double Dragon style game starring Jet Speed - @speedballbailey.bsky.social

Outrunners with the Newport gear 😂

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation

“His brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chilis” is crazy haha #AEWDynamite

Every 90’s Hip Hop video

I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket?

Who said a mud bath is for humans only

I remember I used to have to call a dude, then meet him at some parking lot, where we did the exchange through my driver's side window. Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.

I would like to eat a club sandwich while working at the club.

equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped

I've just discovered my dog likes jazz.

What do you do when your AuDHD keeps sabotaging your life? I don't know how to make it better.

My phone fell off the kitchen cabinet, hit the corner of a drawer, and cracked 🕸️ the screen. I am grieving. It costs $380 to fix. I am cry.

Everyone else: "Coroner" Taz:

Linkin_Park-Hybrid_Theory.exe

How am I supposed to care about this new pope without video packages?

This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖 Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio

If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life. It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.

At their age? Not a chance

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

if a piss soaked cigarette butt in the urinal of a dive bar bathroom were a person…