All over too soon.

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

theeeeeeeeeee drag entrance - and if heaven exists bonnie and tandi are ki ki’ing rn

On my way, Clacton.

Manchester Piccadilly this morning 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🙌🤣

Got to be a matter of time before it's There's Only One Andy Burnham 🤣 🙌

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Vanilla Ice - wrong on so many levels, but right about computers.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

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The pun police would like a word

Nevermind the Germans having a word for everything. This is lovely.

Fake but still very, very funny 🤣

By coach, with a mad coachman, that drove like mad, and down byeways, through Bucklersbury home, everybody through the street cursing him, being ready to run over them.

It’s happening. 🇨🇦💍🇪🇺

Trump and Musk are super-villains à la Penguin and Joker and I feel like I'm living in A DC comic waiting for Batman to show up

David Hockney and his pretty-much-perfect Notting Hill flat, 1969. RIP.

What? The magic money tree was in Manchester the whole time?

The reduction of the Internet to a few tiny toxic commercial windows through which to view information is never more clearly displayed than when you try and find out, say, if a certain film is showing in your town, or available to buy and watch, and it’s harder to get an answer than it was in 1985.

hello hello wannabe journalists; this is such a terrific internship (politics lecturers also, pls pass on to any interested students as yes ok everyone on here is middle aged) totalpoliticsgroup.bamboohr.com/careers/91?s...

this is my kind of company motto right here

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

Boris was very, very good at boosterism. Might be worth the PM giving it even a bit of a try? As it's safe to say the everything is shit trick deployed at the start has spectacularly backfired.

It's not good for the country if we're constantly junking PMs (of any political stripe) because of the vibes. So much reporting is now vibes, not properly looking at policy, how that's delivered etc. That does everyone a disservice.

on set. what about YOU?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple cups of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of scones, you will have accomplished more than enough.

@dieworkwear.bsky.social should we be concerned about the crease in the King's jacket?

I insist you stop what you're doing this minute, click on the link and read the video caption www.bbc.co.uk/culture/arti...

I wish all of your newsletters were in one place. In what they call . . . a newspaper. <a girl can dream>

More #bluebells? Oh okay then.

new communities like... *checks notes* women

DAILY STAR: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy #TomorrowsPapersToday

Beautiful crescent view of Earth from the Artemis II crew on April 3rd. flic.kr/p/2s5E44L

Free to read: Patrick Gwynne. www.ft.com/content/1d3b... Patrick Gwynne, the hero of sexy English modernism

renewed free link as.ft.com/r/80c4d3b5-d...

By any measure this should go to Blackpool. It needs the investment, it will be fun for people to visit (has a seaside) and just by choosing Blackpool you're going to get loads more media interest.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Is hospital food like this in other countries? This is my son's dinner - think it's supposed to be an omelette with the beans but not sure

A story about how one person can improve the world for everyone.

Lost my phone in London, with four credit cards and £150 cash in the case. Returned to me within 21 minutes. This hellhole of a city eh.

A bit of snow inside the bothy at Top Withins this morning. A grouse appeared just at the right moment for this shot. 😊

This is a very fun, smart take on the Wuthering Heights film by Jo Ellison as.ft.com/r/66502c7c-a...

My mother died this week. I’m not posting this for sympathy, although thank you. But I realised I was so extremely grateful for people who showed small kindnesses this week. People who let me out while I was driving to her deathbed. People who smiled when I got stuck at the self service supermarket.