I play tag with my cats and they chase me back

talking about boy cat: he's a big dumb happy baby who just likes to play and cuddle talking about girl cat: to say she's "plotting against me" is an oversimplification of just how intricate her machinations have become. but if i don't buy this particular brand and flavor of food i may turn up dead

I achieved international women’s day

I love being pet like a cat mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow

Yall better go or I will bite you

HMU Saturday for international women day 😼

I can’t stop crying!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Friendship screw

So hungry but too nauseous to eat

My cats don’t understand human relationships :(((

I’m gonna level up so hard in Fortnite

Core memory of my friends hugging me in sync while crying in my bed and giving me a hundred forehead kisses goodnight

I love my friends

God is so good to me

What if we all quit our jobs and just played breath of the wild for the next three and a half years

SHREK 5 IM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

mental health so bad im thinkin bout watching vampire diaries

Speed rewatching daredevil I’m so yippeee rnnnnnnn

The 4 positions, bottom, lavender, crackle, top

My best friend cleaned my room for me while I was out and there is not a word that exists in any language to express the gratitude and love I feel

working on my dei paper for my woke class in my gay puppy crate in my polyamorous household in my liberal neighborhood

Charcoal WIP

Anaspides, an unusual #crustacean from the superorder #syncarida. These animals are really cool and are frequently found in alpine pools in Tasmania, though syncaridans are also found in streams in cave systems and groundwater elsewhere. #ArthropodArt

RIP Roy Lichtenstein you would have loved Deviantart

I’m having such a bad day I’m detransitioning

Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

When people with outies have sex with people with innies they lock together like meat legos

I hope the worms miss me as much as I miss them

May my cats forever live in a world free of the burden of headaches, as this existence is a curse

Defrosting soup feeling like paleontologist

I came downstairs after working on a charcoal drawing for a while and my partner told me it looked like I was a child working in the mines

Hey @JDVance, and @elonmusk, and @realDonaldTrump it looks like the Auschwitz Memorial wants to educate you. STOP LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

Who up being a merry fellow

in the art program. straight up ''drawing it''. and by ''it'', haha, lets just say Nothing

Me when my girl is on her period

My favorite hobby is telling people a song is from Fortnite when it’s playing

Edward x Jacob was the real ship all along

Welcome to the Curio Shop, hope you find what you’re lookin for #P4A2025

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

i love u plate of rice with meat and sauce

Feeling like the onceler rn (chopping trees in animal crossing)

Be my valentine. Send money.