Hello Everyone

hey bro wanna come over and listen to shoegaze and rot on my bed for 4 hours. it’s gonna be miserable

can't stop thinking about bats #bats

1. go to a restaurant alone 2. lose at minesweeper 3. post on instagram 4. order two sandwiches by myself 5. stare at a couple you thogujt were arguing but they’re just both annoying my life is lowkey awesome

THIS ANIMAL, SIGNED

i grow fonder of you in absence or some shit like that

Everyone is 12 theory undefeated

in the war against perverts vs. sluts im taking the side of perverts #real

long island is so beautiful

this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed

hey bro. you are wise like the boss you have beautiful eyes like pim you are cool like charlie you are sexy like allan you are green like glep i’m happy you’re my smiling friend ❤️

this is actually the best news i’ve seen in a while. FUCK SMART SHUFFLE!!!

2000s music videos r so fucking funny for no reason

pros of trying to eat a lot of fiber : a lot of things idfk im not a doctor cons: i’ve Gotta poop so bad .

it’s really hard to feel sad all the time when i am this funny and smart and kind and humble, just feels like an injustice yk

on one of those old lirr trains that smell like dead old people

You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking?

home sweet home !

I made a little badge

Gay Drake : I need a one dick

joe rogan with a scientific degree would have sh0t half of his guests for the stupid shit they say

long island is done

real ones know instagram is the best dating app

tfw when the everything bagel be rubbin up against your cinnamon raisin bagel in the bag and u can taste the dried onion 🤤🤤🤤

the reason why strong arms literally don’t matter at all is because you don’t use them for backshots

this is my warrior cats oc marlboropaw. it eats cigarette butts and it has lung cancer

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

scroll bumble for 5 minutes or krill yourself

open.spotify.com/track/0LIlnQ... yall aren’t tapped in

my two fav things

Here we are in America's beautiful heartland. Minecraft superflat world and the slimes squarching all around

if i learn a lot about lighting electronics that would be dope as fuck honestly

she differential on my signal

While the government (the minions of the Antichrist) says that it’s your “patriotic duty to be healthy” our Lord Jesus Christ says that alcohol, tobacco, and onion rings are pretty cool

how it feels kinda sorta maybe not really

i dropped THE WNTIRE PACK OF CIGGS iI LOST THEM

the secret fourth oral fixation

if i watched house md again sound off if you would block me

current oral fixations : gum, ice, my lower lip

engineers loveeee parameters

i need a job

anti anxiety gum

2025 ; the year of the essay text