tadej Pogacar - Tour, three monuments, Worlds. Sam Altman didn't even win one of chatgpt's own Belgian one day races.

daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it

He’s fully just doing bits now and honestly I respect it

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

y'all i had no clue it was a pussy palace 😭 my fat ass thought it was a dojo 😭😭😭

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

nobody fucks with my meticulously crafted werner herzog impression. ive had enough of Woke

i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player

16 Oct 2025

if you’re muslim and a puppygirl you go to super heaven

playing the new geese album around the hoes and Getting Killed

god i need this

edward forty hands ass game ends fittingly

she freak on my little horse until i’m feeble

i fuckiong suckkkk at chess i need tylenol so bad

23 Sep 2025

i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books

YOUNGHOE KOO SENDS HIS REGRETS

jones cheap ass oil change and vasectomy clinic

oh, some of (us) BEEN laden, like. 🔥

only made two cups of rice in the rice cooker and now my chinese girlfriend is calling me a foreigner

“stupid stupid folk music”

laid up in bed next to the homeboy ripping 20 farts a night

i’m tryna get that airfryer pussy

06 Sep 2025

white people be like “in wakanda they-“ brother name 4 african countries

white people be like “here are my unsolicited mac and cheese opinions”

i’m receiving parcels from foreign couriers you’ve never heard of

it’s actually entirely jack antonoff’s fault #governmentmandatedpopcountry

hiding generic viagra in a spoonful of peanut butter for my golden retriever boyfriend

new sabrina carpenter album isn’t horny enough for that damn cover

spoon been making the same DAMN song since 1999

LMAOOOOOOO

solo male only fans model themed bergentruck parody

hamburger phone ringing. are you picking up ⁉️⁉️

tfw when the everything bagel be rubbin up against your cinnamon raisin bagel in the bag and u can taste the dried onion 🤤🤤🤤

did rivers cuomo make asian fetishism trendy ⁉️⁉️

this shit reads like a moistcritikal video title

people on here will post anything. "Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.

ouuuuuu my awesome head pet #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

i know that new marshmello x jelly roll collab got the north carolina VC money day drinking bowling alleys bumping

my ipad dead as hell

curtain tastes hmm not as good as slop #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

29 Jul 2025

im smelling a sniff!?!! #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

im tryna make this nerd rope

views from the top of Superbagnères 😍 just breathtaking #tdf2025

your white boyfriend is a bad inefficient engineer

i love blankie mountain... #cat #cats #catsofbluesky