i love having roommates with obd2 scanners

@gork beasts. NOW

Dusk. Fully formed.

genuinely why is every parent in a restaurant with a child from the ages of 4-14 incompetent and evil

i think that if you have kids you should be banned from public spaces

awake and not happy about it

down so bad i'm listening to geese

puppygirl monika lewinsky

you’re either grinding for me or you’re grinding against me

@gork show me your beasts

what the fuck do you mean they didn’t know they were taking over a lease. are you fucking stupid.

the reletting process vs making me want to bite my own phalanges off and chew them into a fine paste and spit them at the person taking over

day and night

man cannot live on bread alone but u know what man can live on alone. lychee yogurt black tea boba.

Oops! The Polycule I Joined is an MLM!

the concept of a chinese jesus. discuss.

every time someone in my major changes to pre med an angel loses their wings

JUST GOT A B+ ON ANOTHER PIECE WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

20+ hours on one piece that is nowhere near done

Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all

i ain't your average normal dude

i need to stop scrolling this app at school bc people on my discover page keep posting hole

can't stop thinking about bats #bats

i get really bad fomo especially around halloween but i lowkey Do Not fuck with parties and get really sleepy at 10 pm every night. so.

¡uǝǝʍollɐH ʎddɐH Looking for a simple and achievable Halloween costume that you'll need to explain to every person you come across? Well, look no further!

happy halloween 🦇 | oc: ari (they/he/any) | #art #icks_ocs #ocsky

technically went up last night, but there’s a new maceration update: 2 pages start | macerationcomic.neocities.org latest page | macerationcomic.neocities.org?pg=8#showComic

i think i’d be really good as a scare actor

fall starts when it gets too cold for me to smoke on the porch #abstinence

23 Oct 2025

maceration update: 1 page latest page | macerationcomic.neocities.org start | macerationcomic.neocities.org?pg=1#showComic Maceration is a queer horror/thriller that follows Chris as he spirals into an obsession with what he finds in the upstairs bedroom of an abounded house at the edge of town.

PANIC AT THE DISCO OFFICIAL LIVE IN DENVER RELEASE????

my 13 year old self is out there somewhere and it has the zoomies #danandphil #holyshit #someoneputitdown

i gave myself a debilitating back knot because of how bad my painting posture is and all i got was a mid critique

if you’re an angel and gay you go to super hell #spnfinale

let it be known that cigarette and cheeto puff do not go well together

my transgender baby daddy ran off to get cigarettes

i’m pegnant and it’s kimchi fried rice

if you see me floating up into the sky today it's for other reasons don't worry about it

jones cheap ass oil change and vasectomy clinic

STOP EMAILING ME. STOP. STOP IT.

06 Sep 2025

05 Sep 2025

double split

i’m eating watermelon #awesome

coming home from exhausting 9-5 to also do all the house chores while my wife shows me the beat she made in fl studio

Oh word? Birds-of-paradise are just fluorescing left and right now? Goddamn! royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/...