this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

@fcmonk.bsky.social Hello old comments section friend. Hope you are doing well

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Ugh. To those of you citing Charlie Kirk’s hypocrisy and reprehensible views as an implied justification for his murder, stop and think: do you really think people should get the death penalty for hypocrisy? Or for having stupid, despicable opinions? Democracy doesn’t work if we can’t speak freely.

I miss the old brand #CDC

The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.

The order of science: 1.) Discover there’s a deadly problem 2.) Work for years to solve it 3.) The problem may not be gone forever, but we’ve won 4.) People forget the deadly problem actually existed 5.) People decide this must mean the science to solve it was a hoax 6.) The deadly problem returns

This is about over-estimates of AI risk, not all AI tasks, but it gets into a lot of relevant issues in forecasting AI progress.

We know too well the devastating consequences of such action—families torn apart, livelihoods destroyed, and multigenerational trauma inflicted on a community for decades. #AlligatorAlcatraz #NeverAgainIsNow

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Their shit is legit on point. Well worth it

This isn't what this account will be posting more of, but it's important to say something: Throw everyone involved with the illegal deportations into jail, we have abundant evidence of their crimes The longer we allow this to continue the further we will sink into darkness

There are trans Americans right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am. We are. We will.

Today, #GeorgetownLaw Dean William M. Treanor joined 79 law school deans in signing the letter posted below, issued March 26, 2025. [ Those signing are expressing their personal views and are not speaking for their institutions. Find the full letter and list of signatories: bit.ly/4hSna6u ]

This story should dominate the news cycle for a while, but that won't happen on its own. Democrats have got to keep asking the big questions: -- Why were they making war plans on a third-party app? -- What other plans have been mishandled this way? -- What vulnerabilities are exposed in all this?

every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob

Getting a lot of Boss Baby vibes from this moment in US history...

I must say this as clearly as possible: if you have, in the last ten years, thought "I just don't get tech" or that you're "getting old" or "you're not technical," you are the victim - so much of the tech industry is now oriented around making you do stuff rather than doing stuff for you.

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

Feels good to be back posting like it’s 2014. What a year that was. So much going on in sports, and culture. Lots to recall. For instance, did you know that in 2014 both the University of Connecticut’s men’s and women’s basketball teams won their respective National Collegiate Athletic Association T

the joke is that everyone on this website is exactly 38 years old. I am 38 years old. And I'm a little confounded about why I keep seeing "young men today are exposed to more homophobia and misogyny than any previous generation" from people who can remember the 1990s and 2000s.

A week of saying Joe Rogan turned out the youth and that's why Trump won vs most people don't care about any kind of media or charts and just said "shit is much more expensive" White men of all ages continue to be the reason this country sucks

It’s hard for me to cope with the fact you can absolutely act like this in public, have proved beyond doubt it’s not a bit but an indication of both deliberate malice and serious instability, and still make a serious bid to control the world’s largest arsenal of nuclear weapons.

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