I think this article is supposed to make me turn my nose up at Gabe here but I think yelling at a person you pay trying to pressure you into caving to the whims of puritanical credit card companies is wholly appropriate

go ahead

How to be one person

me, a very confused but enthusiastic fan at a women's water sports event: Let's go piss girls!

Someone needs to widen Super Creek until she's a river

puritans make every aspect of life worse

Okay folks, enough beating around the bush, I want to let y'all know what's up, but I hope you understand why it's a difficult topic to broach: I had a "mini-stroke", *Billy Mays voice* BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. (Jokes aside, read on below)

“hypnosis isn’t real” insisters will really tell you the hypno sessions are purely coincidental to them suddenly deciding to be a subservient sheep servant forever

Metal Moon Child, you have the power to be… [ him ]

😭💖 This piece I comissioned of me, @mommabun.bsky.social and @moxxifoxxi.bsky.social as @bliztogekiss.bsky.social's 3 weed smoking gfs came out AMAZING Thank you @rosieriot.bsky.social for bringing this unhinged vision to life!

clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]

Throwback to being gay with @lilpiggyprincexx.bsky.social

arf? 🐶

thought process: what if. the fat warframe......... was. fatter

Yeah, This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

Woah these silicon valley peptides sure are something

casual Juri ⭐️

Peach's Last Wish

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

CAPCOM PLEASE

this feels so @gaur.beast.sex coded 🥰🥰

✶ gengar gang 4evr ✶ #art #gengar #bodypositive

He's heterosexual AND heteroromantic? She's in a cis4cis relationship with him AND it's monogamous? He's a top and she's a bottom? They're BOTH alosexual AND vanilla too? That just seems excessive.

Okay so the puppy pokemon is Pombon If you made a small chocolate confection shaped like it that would be a Pombon bonbon If you rigged one to explode, then you'd have a Pombon bonbon bomb If you then made a witty remark about the exploding confection it would be a Pombon bonbon bomb bon mot

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

in the uk if you call someone mommy during sex they throw you in prison for 60 years

Spell Tome: Conjure Horse

Shoutout to the DRK quests for making the edgy violent avenger job utterly conceptually impenetrable to annoying chuds by being so blatantly on the nose about being a story about loving yourself

Year of the horse is almost here !! 🦄🧧

horse year will save me, save me horse year

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we fuckin ▔▏┗┛▕▔ hate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ cops ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Just a little bit of gingerbread wont hurt anyone!

God bless Valkyria Chronicles 4 and its lesbian rocket launcher-toting MILF

Now I match my girlfriend! @bliztogekiss.bsky.social

First Rate

NEVER FORGET: THEY SOLD YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR FUTURE TO THE ACTUAL ANTICHRIST FOR NOTHING BUT A PAT ON THE HEAD

behold

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Me 2 years on e

are you,, yknow,,, art by @vanillayote.bsky.social 🧡

Me(actually)

Who wants to play Puppy Reversi in Dogz (GBA 2005) with me