They arrested two monkeys?

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

@mrpussy.xyz seems unfair for him to do this while you're overseas

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

Brown gave that "doge style accountability" kid exactly what he wanted, attention was a colossal mistake. They are incapable of dealing with threats from the far right the same way the democrats are.

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

Thank you Google discover for reminding me what twitter has become

Look the reason they didn't want to arrest anyone after Epstein is that they thought pedo stuff worked like old vampire rules and getting rid of him would revert the others back to Harry being regular evil not pedo evil.

so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”

Ghislaine picked a wild week to ask for Commutation

twink defenestrating at ur place next. c u soon.

If we find out it's a decision to protect Bill "everyone already knows is a sex criminal" Clinton the Dems should be dismantled from the top down

Look, wildly misunderstanding art in a way that requires enormous leaps of logic to get to an imaginary sex crime basement in a pizza place. Sure i get that. But an email from a huge sex criminal directly incriminating someone he is proven to know? What are you, sone kind of conspiracy theorist?

Well that changes everything, not positively at that. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/w...

all the "uh actually my team's guy isn't great and we haven't murdered him yet" posts are not helping me think more of the reading comprehension of bluesky users

Democrats "begrudgingly" voting for the bill that makes the US a one party country: "We've got to keep our powder dry for a future fight, the GOP has agreed to think about giving us more gruel in the prison camp"

fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him

Uhh, everything ok there Forbes? You doing alright?

I love public art

Who made this?

Bannon et al in stocks in the town square and ending scam phone calls would lead to the largest majority in history

Oh wow I'd never read/watched/listened to a telling of Frankenstein and considered the monster before. Thank you New York Times

Ted Lasso? is that some kind of cowboy show!?

Been obsessed with the incredible new record, wish there was a date further into the northeast. But i urge everyone to give a listen gweniferraymond.bandcamp.com/album/last-n...

Yes i hate waffles.

I'm fully convinced if the Obama admin had at least put the screws to the companies and people behind the 08 financial crisis we wouldn't be looking at y'know *everything* we are looking at today.

Due to various circumstances I haven't been to a normal number of shows this year, the ones i have seen have been all time bangers though

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬

Earth at Machines playing all of Hex and a ridiculously sick new song. Practically a religious experience

Oh no the DNC is going to have to find another architect of evil and mass death to court into saying "trump is a very bad guy, so if you like me, a different very bad guy, vote for this wet piece of cardboard"

If you ran Trump with the exact same policies, platforms and rhetoric except in Blue, the right would call him communist because that's just what they do. How the democrats haven't figured this out in the decades they've been doing it is beyond me.

Very risky of Cuomo to make those weird ai videos when he is one prompt away from footage of a critically ill old woman being wheeled out of a nursing home while Andrew tries honkin on bobo

it's "make squash curry 100 times in the next 5 months" weather

I disliked daylight savings changes before, but now I have a toddler in my life, I have graduated to seething hatred

During this time RI should mandate any employer with an employee missing SNAP benefits must make up the missing amount. ...then keep doing it after they come back also

This is devastating. Sure is a good thing most countries have a robust and accessible mental healthcare infrastructure right? youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?...

A little girl complimented my dumpster. 😭

Twitter verifying every journalist, making them feel that they and the platform were very important, with the only cost being normal folks could spoonerize their names and send them piggy poop balls was the real slippery slope

Poor guy lost his wife and the news is reporting on him having a healthy snack?!

Incredible cover. music.youtube.com/watch?v=WgE-...

The dueling regular mom from Bluey vs sexy mom from Bluey is a precise illustration of why i refuse to engage with any sort of fandoms online.

new lab leak theory just dropped

This is why i like cricket, the games only last for five days

someone's gonna see this and try parking on him with their hazards on

As a teenageri may have engaged in too many substances and won £50 on a fruit machine at the Daylight Inn in Petts Wood named for his stupid idea.

Good gag but i need to know what you think of his tuxedo

3 years ago in September i missed a show by one of the greatest heavy bands of all time because of the arrival of a little guy who totally changed my life. They are playing on Nov 5th and i am knocking on every piece of wood i can find.

definitely not gonna sleep much tonight wondering how this is gonna go. honored to be in such company no matter what.

Barnaby parachuting in lawyers to start breakinh some fingers. www.wmur.com/article/berl...