My physical therapist makes an exhausting amount of eye contact.

I need to use the bathroom. But we’re all sad snuggling over the loss of Grom. So. I suffer.

Carol from Pluribus is so fucking relatable. Us miserable folks needed this.

My newest creation is this little wintertide ornament. I designed and hand-sewed it. The ornament is a mild, almost ineffective charm that will make anyone who gazes upon it see more red flowers than usual. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

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Sad news: my little gay gray grump Grom passed on this morning. He had a good 19 years of hating almost everyone except his boyfriend Mister Todd. 💕 They get to be ghosts together now.

Yesterday at the hearing of the Oversight Committees of the RI General Assembly, #RhodeIsland could see that RIDOT Director Peter Alviti does not know basic things about the agencies he runs, & has no plan for oversight of the private contractors he relies on. Time for him to go.

@pvdstreets.bsky.socially my friend said the trail by Farm Fresh was “really well thought out.” 🤗

Say it with me: ALVITI MUST GO!!

Starbucks closed one of the busiest locations in the middle of my campus because it was a unionized spot, the corporation is cutting its head off to spite its tail. Solidarity, don't cross the line!

In my experience assuming every politician is a scumbag who has to prove they aren't is a far more efficient way of approaching politics than this

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat

I cleaned one room and I’m so sweaty. Filled my Dyson with fur and turned the mop water dense brown with one room. So it’s a win. 🙌

Was in a funk last night. Today I’ve committed to cleaning my bedroom—including mopping the floor. I double pinky promised Teevee that I wouldn’t just sit on the couch and cry at sad tv shows again.

My grandfather had a favorite saying I like to bring up at times like this. “Don’t piss down my back and tell me that it’s raining”. No healthcare, no deal. Hold the line.

In bed before 9pm

MEDIA ADVISORY: tr.ee/tI_pruMlk8 Community members from across Providence will gather on the steps of City Hall to demand action from city and state leaders as part of World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims. 📆Nov. 16, 1pm 📍Providence City Hall Read the full release ⤵️

Work is pushing an AI integration on the designers that doesn't work with Figma. Capitalism is dumb.

Today I met someone that missed the K Pop Demon Hunters phenomenon. Bless.

Hot take no one asked for but is happening because I’m rewatching Interview With A Vampire (tv): Anne Rice’s real son is a producer/consultant. And it’s all about Claudia being a little piss and the unreliable narrator. Hey, bro, that’s your sister and mom’s self-insert.

If you're this dipshit's constituent you need to give him a quick call and remind him that trans people are not expendable bargaining chips.

Two sides of the photo I just took

We’re in the news! Oh. Wait.

Teevee has learned how to get under the covers (cute). But primarily uses this new power to tunnel under the covers and bite my toes (evil).

Thinking about buying Affinity Photo so I can move my entire editing workflow off Adobe and cancel that dumb overpriced subscription, but I use Lightroom on my phone constantly. Any recs for image editing app alternatives?

sho nuff. check yours. i can handle rude, please.

Elvie just lead me to the food bowl to show me “someone” knocked it over. (probably her and Teevee wrestling)

Gimme your complaints about Jack Reed I have to complain about him professionally tomorrow

FULL BEAVER MOON

Get better politics by putting in more public transit

"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up. Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD. I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.

Ward 2: Vote for your next city councilor today! If you're Ward 2, you likely received lots of mail! But, if you're unsure if you're Ward 2, or where to vote, check vote.ri.gov Polls are open until 8 p.m. Still undecided? Here's the video from one of the candidate forums. buff.ly/2Aco236

They put my arm in corn husks.

Just remember, they have been and always would call the Democrats communists no matter who wins. You don't avoid that by running 'moderates.'

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” ― President Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969 in office)

If you have the means, now is a great time to financially support news orgs that aren't owned and/or run by awful people.

Tomorrow evening -- Tuesday, November 4 -- I'll be talking about news and misinformation at the public library in Bourne, Mass. Swing by if you're in the neighborhood!

Seconded. This movie is amazing.

Me earlier: I laundered my linens and made my bed! I’ll do the pillow cases later. Me now: LOOK YOU LITTLE GREMLIN DEMON KITTEN THESE ARE MY PILLOWCASES AND ALL THE FIRES OF HELL WONT KEEP ME FROM MY FINAL TASK STOP YOUR HELLISH CRUSADE AGAINST MY LINENS

The actress in the big movie franchise about children being forced to fight to death thinks maybe artists shouldn’t be too political. Someone summon Jane Fonda and Vanessa Redgrave.

This weekend: - new roomie move in - (with an epic Halloween hangover) - got half the recycling in the bin - laundry - made my bed - grocery shopping - did half my hand exercise regiment - 500 word short story for a contest - didn’t get to bathing myself - didn’t cry Fully winning this weekend.

It's a good time in history to get yourself something huggable

I drew PENDLETON hehehe he's so cute 🐍 #hazbinhotel #artpost

During this time RI should mandate any employer with an employee missing SNAP benefits must make up the missing amount. ...then keep doing it after they come back also

Who the hell decided to have a hangover and new roommate move in on the same day? Oh. Wait. Me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Need bagel. And coffee.

Congratulations to KPop Demon Hunters for winning Halloween

The winner gave me her hat out of the prize basket.

I came in fourth in my local bar’s costume contest. What the heck.

Never doubt your influence as the cool adult for a kid. Transitioned 12yo nephew from “k pop demon hunters is so cringe” to a whole sleepover—on Halloween—where him and his besties are gleefully watching it. In a week!