I'm not going to form an opinion on the new Metroid Prime until it's out and I can take it in with full context, but if it turns out that Nintendo for like the third time forgot the tone of Metroid? It'll be very funny.

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Sailors' Wisdom

One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it. With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data. I feel absolutely crushed.

The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.

bringing back my favorite tweet related to this video

Random King of All Cosmos quotes from Once Upon a Katamari that I appreciated a lot

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

Yamamoto is fucking unreal

finally. the tape is stopped.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgP8...

finally. the tape is stopped.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgP8...

The sound I made seeing this in Once Upon A Katamari was Significant and Loud

Being name checked in an interview when you have no reason to even consider it is very surreal and funny. Anyway Fantasy Maiden Wars is cool, @dramata.bsky.social et. al. do awesome work, you should buy that game if you like either Touhou or Super Robot Wars bsky.app/profile/rich...

look at this human skull youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0

Glad that the new Katamari's collection continues the tradition of being very funny

look at this human skull youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0

The new Katamari is so good y'all

Sup! In a few hours, a game I had the honor and pleasure to work on is being released. It is 2025, and we are releasing a brand new Katamari Damacy. Please consider playing it! I feel the game industry needs more wholesome fun that Katamari brings to the table. store.steampowered.com/app/1880620/...

why won't you stop the tape??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KdR...

We all love skull, but have you considered how well your children may perform in the depths of space? youtu.be/LCH_GpQ5U8c

We all love skull, but have you considered how well your children may perform in the depths of space? youtu.be/LCH_GpQ5U8c

The fact that the dog but not the girl gets a glossary entry is very funny

What you're about to see may provoke you youtu.be/1NptdIIQg_U?...

In the latest Random Card Talkin', we get meta and pull back the curtain a little www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEFP...

In the latest Random Card Talkin', we get meta and pull back the curtain a little www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEFP...

STOP TAPE!!! youtu.be/PerzfSJmGEA?...

baseball is cool

We've received word that more training is required to handle complex skull-based situations you may find yourself in. Please, take notes and consider how you'd react to this scenario. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6_6...

I haven't streamed since like, new years and my spending is currently halted for the foreseeable future. Might stream my katamari prowess this weekend.

Baseball is so good, so glad I fell into watching it last year just in time for the Brewers to get truly good for the first time in decades awoo

This week on TapTapConcede! There's a never ending number of opinions about Magic out there, but we think the majority of the player base agrees, Scryfall is an invaluable resource. So this week Graham sits down with the founder of Scryfall, Corey Csuhta for a chat! youtu.be/8D-3dbB5Sqw

Time for your required training. Pay close attention to these situations and think about how you would respond. youtu.be/8bLR2UGqJqs

Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:

Time for your required training. Pay close attention to these situations and think about how you would respond. youtu.be/8bLR2UGqJqs

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

a very tangible human skull

it's time www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvaI...

This whole section really.

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

man this fucking sucks auuughhhh bsky.app/profile/andy...

BREAKING NEWS there's a Therizinosaurus in the background of Marvel Tokon's Savage Land stage THIS IS NOT A DRILL