It's so fucked up that we're a couple years out from the first babies born in 2010 going to college. The year Justin Beiber gave "Baby" ??? That's not real, dawg

Yo idk if you guys know this but Taco Bell while high is pretty good??

Mars is such a good lil baker 😻

Babe, wake up! They put cum in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

I spontaneously picked up You Can Do Anything Magic Skeleton! by @chuckwendig.bsky.social and @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social this morning and randomly opened right to this page and hot damn, universe, message received

Movie night with this handsome little guy :) We're watching 'Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel' tonight. It's a British Comedy, so I'm sure it's right up my alley!

Lie on your back then gently raise your head and reach forward with your front legs straight. Now hold the pose #GladdersYoga

Be the type of person you are in Stardew Valley

Why does girl underwear not have the lil front flap? How do they get their dick out to pee??

First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked

. I love going to bed. And lying in bed. And eating in bed. And reading in bed. And being in bed. And staying in bed. I love bed.

Being sick sucks, but at least I get to pet a cat for more hours of the day :)

My friend: how do you stay in the house all day? Me: all my stuff is there and I don't like people.

Little gardener ✨🌷🐦 #GardenTrills #art #cuteart #birds

Frigid Midwest days like today are so good for binging. I am thoroughly encased in my blanket cocoon as we speak, and I may never re-emerge

[press conference] INVENTOR: i have just made a new food out of this hard milk REPORTER: what are you going to call it PHOTOGRAPHER: say cheese INVENTOR: cheese

Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?

Every year I do at least one thing I've never done before. Last year was my first roadtrip with the bestie, and lollapalooza. I am still so immensely amazed at myself for wading into those crowds 4 nights straight, and not a single drop of anxiety was to be seen!! (1/2)

twenty twenty five nights at freddy's

I'm going to be producing a tv series about an entirely LGBTQ+ airline. The pilot's coming out soon.

Clouds Above A Cornfield - Nebraska, 2024

Any movie over 3 hours long is a holiday season movie. Andrei Rublev, Seven Samurai, The Godfather, Jeanne Dielman, Fellowship of the Ring. Maybe go watch The Brutalist. Whatever. Sit down and enrich your life. You've probably got nothing going on today anyway.

Merry Christmas to all the cats enjoying their empty boxes this year! (And to everyone else too!)🎄🐾

I wish I didn’t constantly feel like the most awkward and socially inept person on the planet, but here we are

October Sunset in Nebraska, 2024

I'm moving for the first time, ever, in a couple weeks and I'm at the stage where it's getting kinda scary?? It's such a huge step and idk if I'm fully ready, but I'm gonna try :)

I let myself drink soda because it's not a significant source of trans fat ❤️

an absolute sucker for a cotton candy sky

I want this on t-shirt or throw pillow.

Moth Orchid at the Zoo - Omaha, NE 2024

9/10 times I get a sudden headache it's cause I forgot to drink water lmao. Turns out it's needed?? Who knew

Rediscovering Food Network for the umpteenth time. It's just as magical as when I was a kid <3

Lavender💜 #pixelart

I SEE AN EMPTY LAP

*sigh* Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part. There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work. Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.

Grand Canyon sunset, June 2024. Absolutely mystifying to see in person!! Pictures can never truly capture its beauty.

bro just hit me with the "you're all set sir" when i was picking up my fucking estrogen lmfao

Here are some nice mushrooms