THE RAPTURE IS REAL. I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN HEAVEN

live with Silksong right now!

live again! we are chilling with Silksong and talking about current events :)

i gotta figure out a real schedule, but I am streaming right now for a surprise 3 hours!! should be on tomorrow too if u miss it :p

going live on twitch in about 10 minutes with Silksong! i'll have the link in my bio :3 sorry i didn't announce the first stream here yesterday lol i was very nervous

i thought "rope fuel" meant something you would shoot ropes to man, why do y'all gotta spoil everything. now my crush thinks her feet make me want to kill myself

she calls me griffith the way im going berserk in her guts

blowing past expectations by miraculously remembering to post here a third time in one week

i don't really do findom anymore but i will always be proud of the time i got paid to make this guy destroy his own jordan peterson books. like he was fully sending me money and all i had to do was pick the books he destroyed as part of his "leftist corruption" fetish

ahh jeez, oh oomf ahhh it's everywhere oomf im so sorry aaa ://

this whole ID craze is such a slippery slope dude. oh, you need an ID for twitter and YouTube now? what's next, an ID to drive a car? fucking ridiculous

they should pay girls 100 hundred thousand million dollars for going to therapy and not skipping it actually

LOL bro you carry the dewy scent of lilacs and rosemary around with you 🤣 your aura is healthy and pink dude hahahaha

too much censorship on the Comedy App for me these days

so this is where all of my coolest and best mutuals have been hiding

good morning still alive lol sorry bluesky

lesbianism is when two girls take turns biting each other

i am learning how to ride a motorcycle:3

hello bluesky, they are doing a tummy w/ lace trend on the worse website so i figured u might like it too :3

Merry Christmas !!

cringe

buying a cage that's way too small for me and then inviting every tgirl in the city over until i find the perfect fit like it's cinderella's glass slipper

walked through the park holding this girls hand last night and some guy on a bench looked up at us and just went "nice". i was worried we were gonna get harassed, can't believe i got a dudes rock moment instead

always wild to me how basic claims like "hrt is a life saving medication for trans people" still end up as debates in the public sphere. like this stuff is pretty obvious dude try to keep up, i wanna talk about something new

(atheist femcel who just learned about the foot washing and deer girl stuff in the bible) forgive me lord for i have sinned, i now see your light, i accept Jesus as my savior, i am but a stray lamb under your watchful gaze,,.,,

i showed this cute girl my twitter dm requests and there was this one where this guy offered me money to move to Turkey, and he ended it with "wallah you are beautiful" so now all morning she has been saying "wallah you are beautiful" to me and i just wanna thank him for that

ik you guys know this but twitter is actually such a hitler website it's insane, the sheer volume of unemployed nazis who log on there every day to post the same stupid catchphrases in my replies could form a small country

good morning

remembering when i went to see a dermatologist a few years ago and i had to explain to him that the "concerning bruises" on my neck were in fact consensual hickies

a girl wearing glasses is kinda gay when you think about. what do you need those for huh, to look at other women?

(when a man is even slightly mean to me) get Away from me you Devil. in fact, Die (when a pretty girl calls me a little worm, a creature so low she wouldn't even crush it beneath her feet) hehe yes miss im sorry miss, may i eat some dirt for you miss ^-^

i ate too much last night ...

happy friendsgiving!!

what are you supposed to do when you're depressed but don't want to die? there's gotta be like a half step i can try

yelling at an Alexa to control your lighting and music in big 2024: lazy, unethical, lame giving commands to the malnourished twink you keep in a crate next to the light switch with nothing but a dog bowl filled with stale PBR and a laptop that has Spotify: imaginative, job creation, praxis

just trimmed my own bangs for the first time, why did no one tell me it would feel like this. i have so much power. i could do anything

worst part of starting over on this website is having to block every hitlerite with a mobile phone that i had gotten rid of on twitter all over again

the lesbian tragedy of "wow, the girl who i have been kissing and going on dates with for 2 months actually does have a crush on me after all" is very real and it can happen to anyone

xenogender discourse is the most "i care way too much about what other people do with their lives" behavior. it does not affect me in the slightest if some teenager 7 states over identifies with the idea of being a fairy and wants to draw a cool flag about it

elon musk just made "divorced dad" a slur on twitter :(

fit for the day

love seeing guys in those american flag punisher shirts walking around and just thinking "oh sweet, this dude voted to kill me"

can puppy say "job application"?

bro just hit me with the "you're all set sir" when i was picking up my fucking estrogen lmfao

should i cross post like this or would you guys prefer a direct copy and paste

i didn't feel like this pic was good enough for twitter but here was my outfit for the machine girl concert last night!

do you guys do redtexts over here

being able to see all the quotes to my posts on here is so refreshing of my god