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At least he acknowledges this hell will end.

If leaders abuse the rule of law to make themselves immune to it, so that they can undermine the rights of others with impunity, by what moral or philosophical argument are they entitled to its protections, once they lose power? By what grace should they be sorted by law instead of by other means?

Great job, Hammers. 6 games to go. A nation is with you. God speed.

About 30 seconds on Wikipedia does the trick.

West Ham look like a side not used to shouldering the hopes of a nation.

This artist, Matthew Cusick, makes giant waves made out of maps. It's my great love - the sea - made out of my other great love: maps. The combination of two autistic special interests made me start sobbing in a way I was honestly not expecting.

keming. not even once.

Watch this and bring some joy into your life

No one actually likes yoghurt. It’s a pyramid selling scheme concocted by big dairy.

🇳🇴 Bergensbanen. Fire on Bergen-Oslo train on Tuesday in remote area south of Nesbyen. “Fire-fighters praised the train crew who moved the train to an accessible area, evacuated the carriages and extinguish those on fire. “In our view that was fabulous,” ℹ️: www.newsinenglish.no/2026/04/08/t...

just following onto this — trump picked up the phone from an *msnbc* reporter *in the middle of a war meeting* but sent jd to voicemail twice 😂

1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ days until the World Cup, so here's one poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks off or until we forget to post one (I give it a week) We'll start with Diana Ross failing to work the goalkeeper. She'll be disappointed with that.

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As I’ve said: We elected the one person in the whole world who is NOT interested in reading the President’s Daily Brief.

Yesterday Trump proposed a US-Iran "joint venture" toll:

Well, that’s clear then.

Do a war to distract from Epstein files then do an Epstein files to distract from the war OK gotcha x

Desperate beyond measure. #epstein

The news is currently so bad the White House is changing the subject TO the president's longtime, well-documented friendship with a child predator, amazing stuff.

Jenrick is such a small man it’s remarkable that he’s even visible without an electron microscope.

That’s Smee in the corner

Louboutin have nicked that computer the police use to generate operation names and they are using it on shoes

“I’ll eat mine straight from the pan, mate”

I had to see this AI nightmare, and now so do you

Reform won't be happy until the world lies in cinders.

”Finland enjoyed Europe's third-cheapest electricity prices in 2025, with negligible production from traditional fossil fuel sources. Approximately 28 percent of domestic electricity production came from wind power.” #ClimateAction is smart for many reasons, including energy security.

the thing about a publicly funded space program is that you get to be represented by these people as opposed to, say, Jeff Bezos's second wife

by Jensen & Skovdin

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

I mean this is just the dumbest possible moment to come up with this line, when he has visibly stood up to US aggression and kept us out a war she would have weekly joined.

30% of UK adults don't drive. The weird idea that if you don't drive your view is illegitimate really needs to die. It's their tax you'll be using to subsidise everyone else!

A perfect summary of where we’re at.

Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.

Aka we’re dancing animals born to fart around.

5D Chess champion pulls it off again. Even if you judge the war by MAGA’s own debased and amoral standards, it’s still an utter failure in every respect.

Presenting the reopening the Strait of Hormuz as a victory is like the Greeks failing to take Troy but celebrating the safe return of their wooden horse

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

Rage, rage against the lying of the shite.

The pass from Martinelli and the run from Havertz…

@theguardian.com winning the chef’s kiss headline award today

It’s easy to make fun of Ian Leslie at a terrible time like this. So let’s do that.

Hurry Paddington

My grandmother taught me if you’ve nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. These four wonderful astros were given the same advice. That is a spectacular dead air.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Yes Trump's posts are horrendous but they're also completely incoherent. It's pretty obvious he doesn't know what to do.