@peterbakernyt.bsky.social C'mon man

This means the books are going to be sent to Patrick Rothfuss to continue Martin's illustrious career of not finishing things.

Microsoft's revolutionary new AI toilet paper will "help you wipe your doodoo ass" per CEO of Microsoft "Its so difficult to wipe my ass sometimes so its helpful to be reminded in a step by step way"

I recommend submitting a complaint.

Is fentanyl the "WMD" of 2026

If I was running for US President in 2028 I would say that US law has no way to punish former presidents and government war criminals but I will happily send a thorough record of their crimes to the hague and send them there for trial.

It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.

Puerto Rico

All leg and no day makes jack's thighs ripped af

Why no motorcycle waymo?

Its 2045 and the Rizzler is the President of the United States of America

Bury me in edible underwear

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

Santa Claus can use shadow clone jutsu, this is how he delivers a couple billion presents in one day.

Happy birthday to Clown Force!

Xbox just selling itself for spare parts.

I was thinking about what would an RPG look like that punishes you for exploration and sidequests look like then I realized that's just Skyrim

Baby Steps 2: 2 baby 2 many steps

Seems like more people getting into accidents with driverless cars today than ten years ago, could this be because of COVID vaccines???

COOKING A MEAL IS JUST AFTERMARKET FOOD

Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936 Right: 1936 electoral map

Creating a new political drama call "Pigman for President"

These democrats saw mamdani win and went "you know what, european style social democracy is less appealing than surrendering every lever of power to fascists"

Jared Kushner dancing on a strip pole while the Saudi government throws billions of dollars at him.

Let them eat mike

one of my favorite things is when the subject of a piece threatens a journalist and the journalist responds by casually printing everything very matter of factly

Imagine "lying" to a well funded media machine that hates you about who in your family they can harassb to get quotes. This is setting aside "auntie" and "uncle" often are used expansively.

Asking the president if his dick still works

@tolkoto.com Monday Morning Manor with Mitch?

All Hail President Deals!

If Dems win the Supreme Court races in Pennsylvania in 9 days, it’s extremely likely the GOP can’t get a majority on that court until 2029. The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race. Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...

I wake up every day and my butler puts one shoe on at a time, just like everybody else.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Please don't send Mike Johnson pictures of naked women. He would lose all accountability with his son.

Looking forward to videos showing the new US presidential ballroom with the russian anthem playing.

It's not a pipe dream if you vote. But you have to be registered. Check your status and register now: the deadline is Saturday! zohranfornyc.com/register

False. Argentina great again.

Democrats: "We need to kick out 20% of the democratic party voters so we can make room for 2% of Republicans who say really loudly they might vote for us"

The Guardian is reporting that since Israel and Hamas signed the ceasefire and full hostage exchange agreement, Israel has violated the ceasefire 47 times, killed 38 Palestinians, and wounded another 143 more. Meanwhile Hamas has released all remaining hostages. It Was Never About The Hostages.

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

I do think one thing left protesters could do more of is vehicle based protests. Just get 100 people to drive around the block at ICE centers and make commuting a nightmare.

We need UN observers dog

Anybody have an easy way to launch a tracking device to a drone? I was thinking some kind of blowgun might work.

zack polanski is so good and i genuinely think if the left rallies around this guy and the green party in the UK, they can easily beat back the hysteria of the reform party

Sharing this with everone i know'

99% of Dogs bark at ICE agents. Are Dogs Antifa? Have dog trainers made dogs woke? All these questions answered and more tonight on Jesse Waters.

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began

I wonder how the racism factory in Idaho is going to tolerate with brown people speaking arabic with military hardware around their community.