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I was like this when I got here
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We just had beef or salmon at ours.
over 1 year ago
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The only hill I’ll die on is, There is no goal, ever scored in history, that can’t be 100% improved by going in off the woodwork
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JoJoFromJerz
14 days ago
“Ok, Trump may be a pedophile, but at least he’s still a racist!” — MAGA right now
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shauna
7 months ago
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
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Justin Baragona
14 days ago
They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
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The Tennessee Holler
14 days ago
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“TB or not TB, that is the question?” Florida (2026)
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19 days ago
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Watch the
#Melania
“documentary”? I’d rather watch Trump type “Truths” at 2am on the toilet, in person!
20 days ago
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Bruce Springsteen
23 days ago
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
https://youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?si=7ciYwNLv34RrdD1p
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Oh no….anyway.
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29 days ago
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Glennyrodge
30 days ago
beginning to think Donald Trump isn’t the great guy he says he is
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Margaret Killjoy
30 days ago
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Where do they plan on deporting them to? The past?
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29 days ago
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Ron Filipkowski
30 days ago
NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland. Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!
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He’s like Goebbels but small … Gerbils.
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about 1 month ago
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@richardosman1.bsky.social
I know there are bigger issues in the world but can you get someone to sort the justification on this graphic. The R overlapping the side is troubling.
about 1 month ago
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I just hope all this unpleasantness doesn’t detract from Brooklyn’s photography career
about 1 month ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 1 month ago
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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The yanks love them some pearl clutching when someone swears. Gobshites.
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about 1 month ago
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I’ve seen a lot of videos of 1st amendment auditor v US cops and/or business owner interactions online and I’m starting to think all Americans are the problem.
about 1 month ago
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No spoilers guys I’ve still not finished 2025
about 2 months ago
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Playing UNO “no mercy” on Christmas Day using our own modified rules. Oldest son, on his turn, had to pick up 40 cards. Game had to be abandoned due to having no deck left to select from.
about 2 months ago
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A lot of people find Jesus in prison but never question why he’s there in the first place.
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about 2 months ago
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Well that is the going rate for a Trump pardon.
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about 2 months ago
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AI is like 3D tv. Very few want it and hopefully they eventually lose their money.
about 2 months ago
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Glennyrodge
2 months ago
Can we stop with this open secret bullshit and out these abusive arseholes. Men need to stop protecting other supposedly powerful men who are very real dangers towards women. They’re only powerful because other men protect them. You say nothing as you’re as big a wanker as they are.
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No mistakes? WTF was the Platypus? Doodling?
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2 months ago
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New drinking game for the 2026
#AllTogetherNowFestival
. Take a drink every time you see one of these shirts. If the Boh’s Fontaines DC shirt last year is any guide you’ll be poisoned by lunchtime.
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Books and Tunes
2 months ago
A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.
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jasper pilled
2 months ago
zero self-awareness
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Yeah, historically bullying plays a big part in all early scientific careers.
2 months ago
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Amazon today sent me an email for “last minute gift ideas”. We have very different ideas of what is “last minute”
2 months ago
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This TikTok comment really made me laugh.
2 months ago
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Glennyrodge
3 months ago
Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
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Richard Pettigrew
3 months ago
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Who can afford an echo chamber in this economy? I’m using an uncarpeted hallway.
3 months ago
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Sarah Dempster
3 months ago
The power of Crufts compels you
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Danny
3 months ago
Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
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Karen Sugrue 🏳️⚧️🌈🇵🇸
3 months ago
It’s hard to explain what it means to be able to show a trans kid this and for them to feel seen & valued by their president
@president.ie
#transrightsarehumanrights
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Have they checked outside the school?
3 months ago
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Bec Shaw
3 months ago
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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I wonder is it harder for Trump that everyone knows he’s all over the
#EpsteinFiles
or to personally find that Jeffrey didn’t actually like him that much.
3 months ago
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Not gonna lie, I enjoyed Ronaldo’s red card slightly more than the win.
3 months ago
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People who think weight loss drugs are “cheating” also don’t believe audiobooks are reading
3 months ago
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To be fair she could have met them half way and studied.
3 months ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
3 months ago
If that's Giuffre's name under the redaction bar, then prove it. Remove the redaction. You've already told us it's Giuffre, so you wouldn't be doing anything illegal. So reveal it. Or can't you? Because it's not her?
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I think AI will be like the Dot Com bubble. A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money when this bursts in the next year or so (don’t be one of them) Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage. Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.
3 months ago
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The affordability goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
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3 months ago
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Trump is like a dog dragging his butt on and smearing everything except it’s in gold paint.
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