Playing UNO “no mercy” on Christmas Day using our own modified rules. Oldest son, on his turn, had to pick up 40 cards. Game had to be abandoned due to having no deck left to select from.

A lot of people find Jesus in prison but never question why he’s there in the first place.

Well that is the going rate for a Trump pardon.

AI is like 3D tv. Very few want it and hopefully they eventually lose their money.

Can we stop with this open secret bullshit and out these abusive arseholes. Men need to stop protecting other supposedly powerful men who are very real dangers towards women. They’re only powerful because other men protect them. You say nothing as you’re as big a wanker as they are.

No mistakes? WTF was the Platypus? Doodling?

New drinking game for the 2026 #AllTogetherNowFestival . Take a drink every time you see one of these shirts. If the Boh’s Fontaines DC shirt last year is any guide you’ll be poisoned by lunchtime.

A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.

zero self-awareness

Yeah, historically bullying plays a big part in all early scientific careers.

Amazon today sent me an email for “last minute gift ideas”. We have very different ideas of what is “last minute”

This TikTok comment really made me laugh.

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Who can afford an echo chamber in this economy? I’m using an uncarpeted hallway.

The power of Crufts compels you

Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?

It’s hard to explain what it means to be able to show a trans kid this and for them to feel seen & valued by their president @president.ie #transrightsarehumanrights

Have they checked outside the school?

It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny t.co/QhuKU9HCxA

I wonder is it harder for Trump that everyone knows he’s all over the #EpsteinFiles or to personally find that Jeffrey didn’t actually like him that much.

Not gonna lie, I enjoyed Ronaldo’s red card slightly more than the win.

People who think weight loss drugs are “cheating” also don’t believe audiobooks are reading

To be fair she could have met them half way and studied.

If that's Giuffre's name under the redaction bar, then prove it. Remove the redaction. You've already told us it's Giuffre, so you wouldn't be doing anything illegal. So reveal it. Or can't you? Because it's not her?

I think AI will be like the Dot Com bubble. A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money when this bursts in the next year or so (don’t be one of them) Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage. Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.

The affordability goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.

Trump is like a dog dragging his butt on and smearing everything except it’s in gold paint.

Only a few weeks left until people online share their foolproof recipes to fully disguise the actual taste of Brussel Sprouts

if we elect a muslim socialist as mayor of new york city on the same day dick cheney died i’ll never take another note from a development exec telling me a plot point was “too on the nose”

I hope the lightning connection hasn’t flared up again.

I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.

Ironically the kind of country Maria Steen and her ilk wanted Ireland to return to is one where women aren’t allow run for office. Mission accomplished.

Happy Birthday.

What idiot called it premature ejaculation when shortcomings was right there?

Prendergast’s haircut looks like something he tackled himself. #LEIvMUN

Their dad’s a cheetah.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

Ah well, never mind. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Isreal taking rest of week off from murdering people. *slow hand clap*

Of all the things I don’t care about, I don’t care about the people on Mount Everest the most.

If you voted for him, you've done this.

If he’s releasing in alphabetical order then Epstein must be next.

Well don't I feel stupid

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit