Not for longevity.

Mrs L: do you know what trouser style is coming back into fashion? Me: what do you think? Of course I don’t. Mrs L: harem pants… Me: oh god no, horrible Mrs L: …and I just bought some I really need to start waiting for her to finish the sentence

So far it’s only Ok Friday.

First Noem and now Bondi. Anyone else think Trump just discovered he’d hired women?

The United States of America, 2026. (www.latimes.com/california/l...)

oh, america, with your no kettles and your fascist leader

Not the only one

Republicans are so reluctant to talk about a war you’d swear it was in the Epstein files

I’ve been using Artificial Intelligence for years if you expand the definition to include pretending to understand things

So I’ve discovered I’ve an irrational hatred for people who say “happy (insert today’s day name here)”. Like someone said “Happy Wednesday” to me to day and I felt like punching the simpleton in the throat. Would certainly take some of the gloss off the happiness.

TOP TIP: Prevent the world from finding out you’re a paedophile by starting world war three.

I see Trump has launched another bombing mission to try and destroy the Epstein files coverage this morning.

I've set my "life goals" to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.

The only hill I’ll die on is, There is no goal, ever scored in history, that can’t be 100% improved by going in off the woodwork

“Ok, Trump may be a pedophile, but at least he’s still a racist!” — MAGA right now

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys

They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"

🗣️

“TB or not TB, that is the question?” Florida (2026)

Watch the #Melania “documentary”? I’d rather watch Trump type “Truths” at 2am on the toilet, in person!

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Oh no….anyway.

beginning to think Donald Trump isn’t the great guy he says he is

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Where do they plan on deporting them to? The past?

NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland. Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!

He’s like Goebbels but small … Gerbils.

. @richardosman1.bsky.social I know there are bigger issues in the world but can you get someone to sort the justification on this graphic. The R overlapping the side is troubling.

I just hope all this unpleasantness doesn’t detract from Brooklyn’s photography career

The yanks love them some pearl clutching when someone swears. Gobshites.

I’ve seen a lot of videos of 1st amendment auditor v US cops and/or business owner interactions online and I’m starting to think all Americans are the problem.

No spoilers guys I’ve still not finished 2025

Playing UNO “no mercy” on Christmas Day using our own modified rules. Oldest son, on his turn, had to pick up 40 cards. Game had to be abandoned due to having no deck left to select from.

A lot of people find Jesus in prison but never question why he’s there in the first place.

Well that is the going rate for a Trump pardon.

AI is like 3D tv. Very few want it and hopefully they eventually lose their money.

Can we stop with this open secret bullshit and out these abusive arseholes. Men need to stop protecting other supposedly powerful men who are very real dangers towards women. They’re only powerful because other men protect them. You say nothing as you’re as big a wanker as they are.

No mistakes? WTF was the Platypus? Doodling?

New drinking game for the 2026 #AllTogetherNowFestival . Take a drink every time you see one of these shirts. If the Boh’s Fontaines DC shirt last year is any guide you’ll be poisoned by lunchtime.

A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.

zero self-awareness

Yeah, historically bullying plays a big part in all early scientific careers.

Amazon today sent me an email for “last minute gift ideas”. We have very different ideas of what is “last minute”

This TikTok comment really made me laugh.

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Who can afford an echo chamber in this economy? I’m using an uncarpeted hallway.

The power of Crufts compels you

Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?