Remember when they told everyone taxpayers wouldn’t pay a penny?

Happy Friday folks! Remember to live, laugh and love.

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New photos have emerged from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

I encourage Republicans to continue to follow their deranged cult leader (who regularly had “pastors” open his campaign rallies with “prayers” stating he’s the new messiah and whose “Faith Office” is filled with weirdo charlatans) to continue to attack extremely popular Pope Leo.

BREAKING: President Trump announces ceasefire with Iran after threatening genocide and pretending he forced concessions, only to agree to terms that Iran offered weeks ago. He truly is a strategic genius ♥️

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.

So, it wasn't really about saving Iranians from an evil regime. Got it.

Some Easter humor for your day. Have a wonderful day everyone!

I have no doubt that Trump’s Easter post on Truth Social will be completely appropriate, respectful, classy and not all about himself.

CAMPAIGN TRUMP: “Child care is child care. You have to have it. We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people. America first.” PRESIDENT TRUMP: “We can’t take care of daycare. Just military.” 🤔 🤷🏼 #StopTheWar

WATCH: The White House took down this video, but we still have it. Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

There is an element of truth in the cartoon that makes the situation truly pathetic. Our sons and daughters are the cannon fodder for the sons and daughters of the oligarchs!

Trump always acts on the bone spur of the moment.

h/t to @adammockler.com for pointing out this gem from 2016.

To be clear, the Republicans who policed all of our speech when Charlie Kirk was killed, & who jump on anyone who doesn’t mourn their heroes correctly, have just opened the door for every liberal & leftist in America to post ‘Good, I’m glad he’s dead” when Trump eventually dies.

These need to be handed out at every No Kings rally on March 28. Millions of them.

Exactly how many days in a row can Donald Trump declare victory in Iran before you braindead MAGA motherfuckers finally realize that he's lying to you? Seriously, give me a number

Iowa farmer: This fertilizer shortage is going to affect everybody. It could lead to a decrease in yields. If you look at that countrywide, corn, soybeans, cotton, rice, that will increase prices. It's gonna be a train wreck for consumers.

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

We’re 7 days into something that looks like a war, feels like a war, costs like a war, has the same economic effects of a war, but we’re not supposed to call it a war because it would require the President to follow that annoying thing called the United States Constitution.

When Charlie Kirk died,Trump lowered flags nationwide for him. 6 US soldiers die and not only will he not lower the flags nationwide for them, he just says “some people will die.”

Bookmarked this for “oil has pretty much stabilized.” Let’s check back next week on this.

Justice for Cricket!!

Trump: "Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it" Not receiving consent and moving forward anyway is a consistent theme in his life — as E. Jean Carroll can attest

This is the post I’ve been waiting for from a Democrat.

Everything goes in cycles in American politics, and when this MAGA cycle ends soon we must not forget the CEOs, law firms, and media elites who bent the knee to Trump and sold out America for money, power, and access.

BREAKING: US Vice President JD Vance says he has evidence that Iran is developing a nuclear weapon and I am confident he is telling the truth. History shows us that when the US wants to go to war, it never lies about something as serious as weapons of mass destruction 👀

An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.

Y'all dipshits are complaining you can't understand Bad Bunny lyrics while you're out here pretending to understand Melania Trump's english

If you’re dumb enough to put your hard earned money into something called a “trump account”, you deserve to get fleeced.

If I were the liberal equivalent of Alex Jones I’d spend months discussing how Trumps immediate statement after the attack on Ilan Omar was to discuss how someone might fake an assassination attempt to elicit sympathy.

You mean this big trade deal he and Lutnick announced with much hype and fanfare never even happened? I’m shocked.

BREAKING: After Pam Bondi requested Minnesota’s voter data, MN officials reportedly sent her exactly 1% of their records with it all blacked out and a note on the top of every page that says, “Most transparent state government ever.”

BREAKING: Streaming companies are reporting that the film “The Inglorious Bastards” had record viewing all weekend, and viewers spent 10 million minutes rewinding and watching the scene where the Nazis get swastikas carved onto their faces.

Donad Trump's private military, ICE, is arresting children and protecting people who rape children. That's how low the US has fallen.

Agreed......

Almost as convincing as you are as a straight man, Lindsey Graham. #uspoli #davos #wef #eu #trump #iceland #nato #greenland #switzerland #congress #lindseygraham

Trump: "NATO has treated the United States very badly. We've never asked for anything. We've never got anything." Tell that to the families of 850 soldiers from 19 non-US NATO countries who died fighting to defend the United States in Afghanistan - the only occasion Article 5 was ever triggered.

Today is the most humiliating day in the history of the United States of America. At least until tomorrow.

A global boycott on US continues to grow, Canada leading the front has already nearly collapsed US tourism industry since 2025 and reduced US alcohol purchases by 90%; now Denmark & Greenland have joined to cut off US products. Europe & Mexico also joining. #3E #BoycottUSA

His ‘special place’ is ready and waiting. It includes a dirt-plated cell with an old TV that only plays footage of Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize on an infinite loop.