Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test is a great way of telling us they've made you take 3 dementia tests

Mamdani: "While only action can change minds, I promise you this: If you are a New Yorker, I am your mayor. Regardless of whether we agree I will protect you, celebrate with you, mourn along side you, and not for a second hide from you."

Despite what we are often told, this line from Mamdani’s inauguration speech is what true pragmatism actually looks like: “Beginning today, we will govern expansively and audaciously. We may not always succeed. But never will we be accused of lacking the courage to try.”

Two GOP creeps wanting to film children is definitely on-brand.

I’ve seen thousands of posts about welfare fraud from right-wingers on social media, which should be prosecuted if people committed crimes, but zero posts about the dozens of wealthy rich fraudsters who stole billions from thousands of people who have been pardoned by Trump.

uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"

“so me and my camera crew and this random old man would like to show up unannounced and have a look at your toddle- what do you mean you’re calling the police?! 😡”

Pardoned by Trump after convicted of 12 counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. Don’t have to pay back $17.8 million in restitution or serve 12 year sentence. Not Somalis.

“Be the reason someone smiles. Be the reason someone feels loved and believes in the goodness in people” ~Roy T Bennett

The new Melania movie reveals she was granted an Einstein visa because she claimed to be an anthropologist and an expert in dating fossils.

I don't usually endorse consumer products but I must say this new Dyson vacuum cleaner sucks even harder than Kevin Sorbo's acting career

Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.

Another victim has recently come forward.

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The chocolate milk lobby lost a true warrior.

I miss the days when FBI Directors caught mass shooters and didn’t fly to wresting events on a government jet to watch their girlfriend sing.

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❄️ ❄️ ❄️ Bongino couldn’t handle the pressure. Now he runs back to yelling conspiracies he knows aren’t true into a microphone for cash to dumbed-down Neanderthals.

The world alternates between laughing and crying. Neither in a good way.

These speeches lately kinda have me missing the old days when they were about Al Capone, Hannibal Lecter, electric tanks, getting eaten by sharks, windmills causing cancer, and mentally ill whales.

Really dark stuff. Surely all the people who expressed horror at those who lacked empathy for Charlie Kirk’s murder will show come consistency and condemn this also, right? Saying they were killed “due to” their feelings about Trump is demented.

Rob Reiner is a guy you'd fly flags at half mast for.

Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke, born this day in 1925. 🎂 #DickVanDyke #OnThisDay

BREAKING: The Association of MAGA Pastors just sent out a guide to all their members on how to excuse the obviously coming proof that Trump was personally involved in the Epstein sex-trafficking ring, and the top tip is to point out that Mary was a teen when she birthed Jesus.

So, Donald, if you and Jeff Epstein were not close, then why was he selling Donald Trump branded condoms with your face on the wrapper?

If Republicans in Indiana can tell Trump to get fucked, Republicans everywhere can too.

I see the USA is now engaging in piracy

Trump has repeatedly put farmers out of business. Has driven up their costs for everything, including labor. Has them begging him for welfare every year. Tells them he knows more about their business than they do. Lies to them. And they still vote Republican and send him money.

No one is going to want to come here

By the way, the real drug traffickers aren’t on the boats. Those are just mules getting paid a few bucks. Trump doesn’t go after the real kingpins, he either leaves them alone or pardons them.

If the US can do whatever it wants to whomever it wants with no regard for human rights, the Geneva Convention, US law, the UCMJ, or international law, then we are no different than Vladimir Putin and Russia, who I suppose was the role model for Trump foreign policy doctrine.

Maybe Trump got the MRI as a follow up on his injured ear.

If your doctor decided you needed an MRI (indicating concern about something serious) and you claim that you didn't ask why or what part of your body he wanted to look at, you are: 1. Really stupid; or 2. Dangerously detached from reality; or 4. Lying; or 4. All three. 🎯

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If Trump claims he wants Republicans to vote to release the files now because he has nothing to hide, why doesn’t he just release the files today? Why did he order his AG many months ago not to release them? Why did he threaten Rs who signed the petition?

Happy National Andy Day to all my fellow Andys out there. Whoop, whoop! #HappyNationalAndyDay

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Still wild to me that Megyn Kelly woke up yesterday, logged on, and did the "technically he's not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile" bit to the entire internet.

If you’re willing to say, out loud, that it’s “worse” to rape a 5 year old than a 14 year old, this was never about protecting kids.

US media from all political corners are frantically trying to avoid this particular Epstein email.

BREAKING: Optometrists in D.C. are offering Pam Bondi and Kash Patel free eye exams and a new pair of glasses after their claims that the Epstein Files did not incriminate Donald Trump have been proven totally false.

pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret

Blanche didn’t ask Maxwell a single question about any of these emails. Then he moved her to Club Fed where she is served individual meals and has a puppy and numerous other special privileges while she prepares her clemency petition. WHY?

The corporate propaganda machine colluding with the Trump propaganda machine to lie to the American people about Thanksgiving.