I was just thinking the White House didn’t have enough gold.

I don’t understand how the Freedom 250 State Fair is so under-attended? Do Republicans not have access to the same giant pool of paid actors that we Democrats use for all of our antifa protests?

When these data centers become debt traps in a few years at most, the next Dem president should offer to wipe out those debts if they're sold for a dollar back to cities for community centers, mutual aid hubs, YMCA-style temporary housing services. Try to salvage anything out of this mess.

Brilliant 🔥

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So an Antifa scuba diver with a box cutter snuck into the Reflecting Pond to cut a 300 foot section out while evading all cameras and law enforcement in order to sabotage Trump. Do I have that right?

Trump’s evidence to prove that someone sabotaged the Reflecting Pool is in the same file as the evidence that the 2020 election was stolen.

Shoutout to all the fathers who remained by their wives' side after she had just given birth instead of going to meet a pornstar for sex and paying her $130,000 to remain quiet about it.

We have a justice system that too often seems tougher on minor rule breakers than on the powerful.

You can feel the drop in IQ points moving from listening to an Obama speech to a trump rant.

The Republican Party needs to be put out of our misery.

Middle East Council: Iran's MOU with the US is set to bolster Hezbollah's political and financial hand in Lebanon, with Tehran promising more funding for its ally once cash starts to flow, according to four sources familiar with ties between ​Tehran and the group.

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Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

Claiming victory in the face of an absolutely humiliating defeat. But the cult will cheer him and his lies.

Markwayne Mullin: "Kids have been getting raped over and over and over again because of the previous administration" Is anyone reading the room there..

If TACO Trump is secure in Madison Square Garden then he doesn’t need a $1B ballroom bunker.

This is the least heterosexual thing ever posted by a man with five children.

Happy Friday!

Dozey Don went to the trouble of actually creating a chart to compare the length of the Reflecting Pool to the height of 3 various skyscrapers, for some reason known only to him. Towering over ALL of them is, of course, the #EPSTEIN_Files. #TheMidtermsCantComeSoonEnough

We’re told wind turbines and solar farms are “ruining the view.” But massive data centers consuming land, water, and electricity get a pass. Somehow only one version of “progress” is treated like a problem. Make it make sense.

Wait a minute — Iran (who Trump said has no military) bombed the shit out of Kuwait last night in retaliation for us striking them in a war Marco Rubio just yesterday, told Congress was “over”? Do they think we’re all fucking stupid?

⚡️ BREAKING: Israel has successfully disrupted peace talks with Iran by dropping bombs (we give them) on Lebanon — ensuring more will die and Americans/the world will continue to pay higher prices for gas, food, everything. abcnews.com/Internationa...

Wait I thought this was pretty much a done deal last week. And the week before. And the week before. And the week before …

On this day May 30, 2024 Donald John Trump was found guilty by a jury of his peers of 34 Felonies. At that point, he should have been ineligible to hold any political position in the entire country. And yet….here we are!

The deciding factor is always whether the money helps Trump.

BREAKING: DOJ launches criminal probe into everyone who didn’t vote for Trump.

A list of Ken Paxton scandals over the past 20 years. thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/17/k...

Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard.

Megyn Kelly is a schizophrenic opportunist.

I don't know who did it, but it's funny as fuck. 😅🤣😂

Happy Birthday Stevie Nicks Born OTD in 1948 🎉🎂🎊 “Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changin' ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life?” youtu.be/WM7-PYtXtJM?...

Holy shit this cartoon.

Well done.

Trump can golf every other day, attend UFC fights, fly to NY to campaign for Mike Lawler, but he can't attend his son's wedding because it's too important that he stays in DC.

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

When I met with BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA a couple of weeks ago, I wish I had asked him to show me his VERY WELL made HOLLYWOOD MASK that he wore to sometimes do press conferences while impersonating "Joe Biden"!! Everyone now knows that. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

For the low price of $1.8 billion, you too can have an army of repeat offenders.

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Remember when they told everyone taxpayers wouldn’t pay a penny?

Happy Friday folks! Remember to live, laugh and love.

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New photos have emerged from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭