I would like to carry a mini Han Xu in my pocket at all times for instant bursts of joy when I need it. #wnba

@booksandbows.bsky.social If I mail you my ACL can you make sure Rickea gets it?

RICKEA NOOOOOO 😭😭😭 #WNBA

I'm jealous of everyone getting the Mystics vs. Tempo game because New York murdering Connecticut feels like a rerun. #WNBA

Ion might want to take Kate Martin out of their promo commercial 😬😬😬 #WNBA

Does Minnesota have any cash left to go get Natasha Cloud? Because why the hell not! #wnba

On this 414 Day, I remind women in the transfer portal that Marquette is a lovely campus and they get fantastic Jordan merch every season and also you're guaranteed a sh*t ton of playing time if you commit here because we have like 4 players! #ncaawbb

Fever "fans" are already doing THE MOST to drag Raven. Let's hope AB puts a stop to this nonsense immediately, because I'm so over the Children of the Corn ruining the league fandom. #wnba

@danaholtzbert.bsky.social Are players with eligibility left who went undrafted able to return to school? I know they can't on the men's side, but ESPN had several names on their "best available" board that I thought were coming back to school in the fall.

I am literally begging anyone to sign with Marquette Women’s Basketball.

There's a guy on Instagram that wants Sabrina Ionescu deported. That's... not the free agency take I was expecting. #wnba

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Holy UCLA. #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour

If Tobe Awaka's teammates don't call him Fozzie, we've failed as a society. #NCAAMBB #MFinalFour

Awful lot of old white male anger in the building tonight #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour

Ilona Maher having no idea who the StudBudz are and trying to make awkward in-game small talk is not an upgrade from an increasingly drunk Bird and Taurasi. Do better, ESPN. #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour

"That’s right, Harold. You. With YOUR sin. Jesus took one for the team, all because of YOU." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jes...

Ummm why is it SO BRIGHT in Cameron Indoor? #NCAAWBB #MarchMadness

Every successful March Madness tournament needs a Cinderella mid-major team full of scrawny, 3-point assassin white guys who will probably be working at Enterprise Rent-A-Car in 3 months. Don't let me down on Friday, Miami (OH)!

If you win your conference tournament, you shouldn't be in the play-in round. You already earned your spot. Make the at-large teams duke it out to get in! #MarchMadness

Whatever happens, I am so here for Mo Billings being on the USA roster. #fibawwc

I'm begging women's sports to find a network that isn't TruTv, because having Impractical Jokers as the lead-in show is physically painful.

Petition to replace Lisa Leslie with literally anyone else for #Unrivaled season 3.

Chelsea Gray is the best point guard on the planet and it isn't even close. Sheesh! #Unrivaled

it’s january 6th eve. don’t forget to leave out a klan hat and some ivermectin so kid rock visits you and leaves you a venereal disease

One year in Chicago and Bec Allen has completely forgotten how to basketball. They broke her. #unrivaled

"Did I eat something?" "Do I have a meeting today?" "Am I at the office with the low-flow toilets?"

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Cathy getting booed 😆😆😆

I bought Taylor Tomlinson tickets months ago and it's at the same time as Brewers/Cubs game 5... decisions, decisions... if I go to the show and they win, I still get more baseball later, but if I skip the show and they lose I'll be pissed AND have missed the show...

The Cubs have a whiter fan base than Trump.

Keep on counting out the Brewers, national media! WE DARE YOU. 💙🩵💛🍻⚾️

Is A'ja not wearing A1s?

Phee going scorched earth on Cathy is the highlight of the season for me so far lol

T-minus 35 days until I become an insufferable college basketball weirdo for 5 months! Hold on to your butts!

The Bears won two games in a row and the Brewers finished the regular season with the best record in baseball. My teams are succeeding and my brain doesn't know how to process this information 🤷‍♀️

"Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."

IT IS TIME.

Hey Sabrina, Big fan, great range, but could you not? Signed, Fan of Whatever Team Natisha Hiedeman Plays For

Andrew Vaughn left his hairline in Chicago and replaced it with the hottest bat in Milwaukee. I'll take it!

Even if Dallas wins this game, Chris Koclanes has got to go. He orchestrates worse meltdowns than Chernobyl. #wnba

Thread #WNBA Those of us who have been riding with the WNBA since the ABL can be a little aggravating, but it comes with a lot of history of dealing with bad faith actors and scorn, which is part of why today's discourse is the way it is.

I apologize, Aaliyah Nye, I was unfamiliar with your game. Sheesh! #wnba

@sheknowssports.bsky.social Good to finally see your face on my TV this season! Still one of the best in the business!

As I’ve said before, virtually zero of the weirdness around Caitlin Clark comes from Caitlin Clark, who is as real a hooper as it gets.

‘Huge military parade’ would also be a great name for a tiny, tiny penis.

Is anyone taking up a collection to get Jewell Loyd a massage after this game? #wnba

I hate it when I'm SADSAD 🤣🤣🤣

@maggiehendricks.bsky.social TWO RBIs ON A BOTCHED INTENTIONAL WALK?! WHY IS THIS THE BEST SPORT EVER?!