Today I moved my body, ate some vegetables, got my eyes checked for the first time in 4 years, hung out with my wife, and sorted the recyclables.

Didn't want to do my steps. Did them anyway.

Many trans Kansans whose licenses were cancelled by a recent state law now face a kind of poll tax: To vote, they’ll have to pay $16 for a replacement license with a gender marker that doesn’t match their identity.

I am waiting for the newest Dungeon Crawler Carl installation to arrive. Get hip!

Fish fillet colored men down bad

MEGAN GET BEHIND ME!!! KLAY COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS

Why is the animation SO UGLY in the source material omg

My job hasn't paid my invoice in over a month: $tinykinseyscale (same on Venmo)

I am puffy from allergies and bloated from my period. I feel like a balloon. I'm on my way to a birthday party 🫩

Devastated to hear the entire Marvel Studios’s Visual Development team has been let go. This was my old home but more importantly, the home of so many incredible artists and peers. Absolutely heartbreaking 😔 Sending all my impacted peers my love and support. Please reach out if you need anything!

Everybody wanna be a stripper but everybody also out of shape- the math dont be mathing. It takes a special type of person to sit in a building for 8 hours and make small talk with people you wouldnt give the time of day anywhere else. ..... And you have to make *them* believe it too. ITS WORK.

A lot of people don't see it as an actual job that takes work lol. As someone who is currently retired from stripping (for now), you have to CONSTANTLY be up-skilling and learning to stay on your game.

also any headline that says any celeb "opens up" about anything

Points were made.

My wife says it multiple times a day.

On Friday night, the first Black man to travel around the moon piloted the Orion spacecraft that returned to Earth and splashed down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego. https://capitalbnews.org/victor-glover-astronaut-moon-mission/

it makes my blood boil.

I’m really tired of having to play by the rules while these old white men run it up with no consequences and repercussions

Cade Cunningham had 13 points and 10 assists in his return from injury as the Detroit Pistons beat the Milwaukee Bucks 137-111 in their home finale on Wednesday.

The best and only thing I can do at this moment is stay Black and die. Next caller.

How would you like us to react, Marisa?

>:(((((

The Eames Office has announced a new venture, the Eames Pavilion System, that will allow anyone to build their own Eames residence — or office, restaurant, retail store or exhibition space — based on the famed architects’ principles and visual language.

>:(((

GLURP GLURP!

Buy a Korean spice viburnum. Plant it near a window or a door. Enjoy the sweet smell of cloves, vanilla, and spiced honey every Spring. There’s nothing like it. You’re welcome.

I just need Michigan to lose.

I think that it’s interesting to keep focusing on “the app is dying.” Not addressing why growth rests on the ability to antagonize people - marginalized people in particular - feels like a choice.

Block away

This definitely makes me block folks

Like PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!

Man HWAT

Made it just in time to cast my vote!

The Righteous Gemstones writers:

⚠️ Piloting NASA’s Artemis II mission is Victor Glover, a U.S. Navy captain and astronaut from Pomona, Calif. He will be the first Black astronaut to journey around the moon! Launch window opening at 6:24 p.m. EDT (22:24 GMT) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/s...

Watching the Artemis II launch. Got my fingers crossed for the astronauts.

Good Morning Chat!

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

NPR art director and illustrator Jackie Lay tells the story of Hatshepsut, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest pharaohs in Egypt's history — but whose legacy was erased for over 3,000 years. n.pr/4s4KBOO

"I foresee a domino effect, empowering communities on other platforms to decide whether AI should be welcome. On their own terms.” www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

As a former couch burner as recently as 2014, can confirm we were all quite drunk!

FOR ALL MANKIND IS BACK BABY

"Let that sink in" always puts me thisclose to a crash out because it's always said after some stupid shit.

I actually wish more of my friends were on here.

(I am both)

Also yes!

Well, yes!