“DIE HARD" (1988) dir. John McTiernan Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Alexander Godunov, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Paul Gleason, Hart Bochner 🎬 20th Century-Fox #ChristmasCountdown2025 #XMAS2025 🎄🔔🍷☃️🕯🦌🎅🏻❄️🎁

Thought i was doing something sprinkling freshly crushed garlic into some rosemary fries with parmesan, BOYYYYYY that garlic hit my tastebuds and tore all the way through my head and up to my ear. Had no idea raw garlic could be that spicy.

I’m from Detroit and yes it slaps even harder closer to the source town

I'm from Detroit. Of course I like it lol

Many of the best TV shows this year seemed to be in conversation with one another, including “Severance,” “The Pitt,” “Andor,” “Pluribus,” “The Lowdown” and others.

Man FUCK JK Rowland. Vile ass woman who wrote the absolute fuck outta the HP books. Why does she have to be so ugly and those books so good

What's the saying? "Strange hill to die on, but at least you're—"

I *just* learned how to do my eyeliner and that still takes me about 10 minutes

I've been a "low maintenance" girlie for as long as i can remember when it comes to my hair and makeup. But now I wanna put more effort into my appearance and I'm stuck because my biggest hurdle is how inconvenient it all is when I could just... not 🥲

“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.” www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

Vanity Fair to part ways with journalist Olivia Nuzzi

I relate to Carol on Pluribus because I too am a lonely lesbian alcoholic writer who feels insane most of the time

PLURIBUS makes a case for humanity, but also for humans making things. It’s the most anti-AI piece of art I’ve seen.

I WAS RIGHT

I will never forgive them for cancelling KAOS

You know how in dystopian films in the future when society has reset to the Middle Ages and a flashback scene shows when humans had technology run by greedy capitalists and it was the reason for the collapse? We're in the flashback portion right now.

Come THE FUCK on

I really like that the drunk Walmart raccoon is national news. I needed the levity.

Taste!

Behold: the perfect tote bag

Took care of the house, got my steps in, snuggled up with my wife and got excited for our honeymoon

This goddamn chucklefuck Adams

They should invent deadlines that are a few days later

Hell yeah

It's juicy. It's illicit. A workplace relationship conducted mostly online, with both parties swearing up and down that things never turned physical. What? No—it's the OIG report about a MTA procurement officer who spent millions of taxpayer $$$ on his sweetheart's contracting firm.

My wife and I got our library cards yesterday!

It's Tuesday, right? Why do I see schoolchildren outside in BK right now?

The songs used to tell stories

Wow Target is hellbent on never getting me back.

Jury in defamation trial awards Megan Thee Stallion $75,000 in damages for three claims www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/jury-in-de...

Lol but what is the name of the song please

It has now been a year since I stopped posting on X. For @spitfirenews.com, I wrote about watching the platform I loved become a conduit for the worst extremism I've ever witnessed. I don't regret leaving. In fact, I wish I'd left even earlier. spitfirenews.com/p/x-bluesky-...

the existence of Lizza an Cillizza implies an A-llizza and B-lizza. Both of whom are better writers.

I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI

Unfortunately, I bought the substack subscription 🙃

Help! My honeymoon is in less than two weeks and I need help finishing my dinner outfit! I'll be wearing a white, spaghetti strap tea dress, gold accessories. What shoes should I buy to complete the look??? As in, what color???

men who listen to baddie music >>>

"Video by Meghann M. Cuniff" is sending me lol! My girl gon get the shot every time

She can’t keep getting away with this 😭

I think what's hurtful is that I'll do all the things I need to do for the interview, & then I'll share that experience with friends and they'll tell me that I'm just making excuses. Or that I need to pivot. And so I'm not gonna share anymore. My wife knows I'm doing my best and that's what matters.

Welp. I followed up twice by email and left a voicemail about this job I interviewed for. It's above me now. I did everything I was supposed to do, and now I'm releasing it.

Trying to assimilate yourself into societal pressures or norms is going to make you miserable if you internally want something else. Do. What. You. Want.

Praise Break!!! *sound on*

After eating heavy food for a couple of days, I want a good salad.

I love working urgent care the day after a holiday. It’s always packed. So far: Cuts from cooking Burns from frying 2 broken noses from a fight 3 twisted ankles from backyard sports Concussion from falling off a ladder 12 X-rays. We opened at 8:30.

Good morning! This is your reminder that The Wiz is a Thanksgiving movie! Go watch it!

THE WIZ!!!

I hate when the Black people on Survivor be goofy and don’t know how to play the game. The two BW this season are both the pits. Kristina found the idol and immediately told everybody 🙄🙄