I was cooking. Merge Classic video game Sonic with the 90s animated series stuff. THIS IS MY WAY OF GETTING SALLY ACORN IN THE MOVIES.

He fits perfectly! @criminalsimpsons.com

Vince Russo really is a fucking hack because why the hell am I just now realizing Kronik was just APA but instead of beer-drinking biker bar bouncers, they were weed-smoking strip club bouncers?

First skeet in ??? time to tell y'all I was the OG Jinder hinderer. That mf S U C K E D.

Seeing the Haitch combo in 2026, maybe things aren't so bad after all.

because you have a public facing job where you dont wear a mask all the time you dumbshit

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

No one’s gay for Moleman 😔

Never take a pay cut. Your employer is much richer than you. Take everything you can get.

A new day, a new sexbot follower. Great app we got here.

I'M A TYMER, BABY ALL MY SHIT BE DESIGNER, BABY Rest in Peace, Treze

The gorilla was killed to save the life of a Black toddler who fell into the enclosure. White nationalists in 2016 glorified Harambe as a meme because they saw the Black child as less important than the gorilla, hence the White House post. The article does not mention any of this context.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A REAL ONE @kxngspade.bsky.social 🎉🥳🥃

>My birthday being 'National Burger Day'

🎶VOODOO MONGO CHILLI CONGO~

Just saw a skeet that said 'God Hand sucks' and social media just might be dead.

He just like me fr

The Simpsons (1991) You can play as Marge Simpson, an American housewife who is secretly a bunny.

Searching jotaro kujo will dress up the duck on DuckDuckGo

Vince Russo really is a fucking hack because why the hell am I just now realizing Kronik was just APA but instead of beer-drinking biker bar bouncers, they were weed-smoking strip club bouncers?

Me *reading TMNT fan comments on fb*: "Man, why do people hate Mutant Mayhem so mu-Oh yeah, Black April"

Twitter's latest silencing tactic is to arbitrarily impose tweet limits. I've already been limited twice in the last 12 hours and I can count on both hands *maybe* how many times I've tweeted

✨Raphael, the best Ninja Turtle according to my sister✨

We’re just normal men

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

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Immortal Legend Batman was GAS, brother!

Why JIMMY HART rules!

Brian Tyree Henry has been cast in ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Revealed by Matt Reeves.

also seriously fuck the fuckin "comics piracy" bullshit line, like these corporations don't wring every ounce of worth out of their talent while paying them peanuts, building media empires off their ideas then leaving them to crowdfund medical debt, now throwing in with AI it's disgusting

Watching this rn, was not ready for Sean's pencil-line beard WTF lmao

Board at the Timberwolves game advertising #WWE “Blacklash” 😬

Hogan lived his last years in agony (mainly a fucked-up back/spine from 40 years of leg drops), which he tried to treat with enough drugs to kill a horse. If only wrestlers had a union of some kind who could've gotten him help! If only someone hadn't personally snitched on that union in the 80s!