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Annie Mumolo is a first ballot World Comedy Hall of Fame inductee in all categories eligible. Annie Mumolo will preside over the World Comedy Pantheon until such time as she abdicates. I hereby found the World Comedy Hall of Fame. If you watch Rooster, go watch Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar.

imagine if il papa responds to this by quoting from Common Sense by Thomas Paine

Americans must not start the march toward 2028 by compromising core values of justice and consequence. That’s how we got where we are. Don’t let in compromised actors in an effort to appeal to the bad people who laid the bricks of authoritarianism. Bring a hammer and get ready to rebuild roads.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. CLEAN THEM OUT

Hungarians deserve every congratulations for giving Peter Magyar a bigger margin than Orban has ever gotten in all of his rigged elections - and this within the system that Orban rigged. Magyar now has a constitutional majority to undo Orban's constitutional prison and govern as a democratic leader.

You're not living right if 50 people who worked for you will sign a letter about anything at all.

saw a bunch of people congratulating Rory, so glad there’s been a Gilmore Girls rediscovery or wait

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Eric Swalwell needs to resign from Congress. His most prominent accuser is beyond credible, which anyone who understands what the process of having the hospital examination done entails knows. Stop excusing male politicians (regardless of party) who dismiss, deflect, and deny credible allegations.

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

Regret to inform everyone that Peter Magyar beat the world’s smartest illiberal populist in large measure by working incredibly hard for 2 straight years, meaning the rest of us are just going to have to get off our asses and do shit rather than just complaining.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Wait so it was a white libertarian Englishman hiding behind a Japanese name the whole time?! Quelle surprise. I think I need to sit down. The shock is just too much. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/b...

I was paid what in retrospect is a hilarious amount of money to say 5 lines in an industrial short all about how this one tax haven has the best deep-water port for retail product distribution. I played one of two “rebel” aliens trying to defeat Evil Lord “TARGETum.”

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Immigrants are doing myriad jobs that Americans don’t want to, like keeping Byron Noem company.

If JK Rowling really cared about the lives and safety of women, she’d have given at least a fraction as much of her time, focus, and money to Endometriosis research and treatment as she has going full-tilt against trans rights.

BREAKING: CEO said something unconscionable, irresponsible THIS JUST IN: CEO doubles down on right to do whatever he wants because he Knows Better I just repost this three times a day right

Every time I post about endometriosis and dare to make it, gender inclusive, I always get a lot of comments from people angry that I didn’t just say “women” And every time, I think about how Rowling has enough money to cure endometriosis forever. But she doesn’t actually give a fuck about women.

The day after we put the final touches on issues #88-91 of “Swamp Thing”, news broke about the passing of Tatjana Wood, the original colorist on the series. Tomorrow, March 2nd, would have been Tatjana’s 100th birthday. Let’s raise a glass to one of comics’ originals.

Moebius, 1991

he just said he wants to nationally require two forms of ID *plus* a Social Security card to vote.

pretty sure he said the “War *of* Fraud” will be led by JD Vance.

We started on Valentine's Day 2020, so it is fitting we end on Valentine's Day 2026. Thanks to everyone who participated and everyone who listened. We leave you with lots of memories and recommendations. My heart was full. www.theincomparable.com/smooch/142/

More than 400 years of history and a decade of advocacy were torn down Thursday afternoon when National Park Service employees removed every single display at the President’s House. 🔗 What's next? We explain: www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...

“This is coming from the top.”

"America is an oil company with an army." —George Carlin

The Game Awards made attendance more accessible for people like this than devs btw

I could have gotten hired by so many marketing teams to do any number of “suspended by cables” stunts tonight at The Game Awards.

behold the souls of the damned, grasping for the living dead husk of a world torn asunder by greed and avarice

I think the internet’s baying hounds will *demand* an emergency podcast reaction from @romanmars.bsky.social and @elliottkalan.bsky.social, whether that is a reasonable thing for total strangers to demand about exactly one casting rumor on Deadline or not. deadline.com/2025/12/matt...

No comment, but here are some comments. Has he been watching the new Alan Partridge show?

it’s ok to hold absolutely zero compassion or empathy for someone who performs neither to others

I do enjoy that to Al Roker, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Leo, Donnie, Mikey, and RALPH.

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

The angriest I have gotten listening to NPR in the last 5 years has been every time a fucking ad for a fucking Ross Douthat podcast would come on.

If I were a despotic President making one big movie industry swing, I would just make Nia DaCosta the Artistic Director of Warner Bros. instead of let it be sold.

Pie is the glue that holds the resistance together. Can we please stop libeling each other’s sacred pies? This is what they want, to have us war over our greatest sign of peace. Piece.

Men will do things like announce “the most popular pie in the country is bad and it’s not debatable” and still be allowed to have jobs and drive cars.

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

'“I’m not interested in her incredibly bad writing," Nair said. "Real people are going to become disabled, sick, and die as a consequence of this.” And it could be years before we see the true scale of the damage.'

contains a *what* now? What kompromat does who have on whom that led us to this reality?

Ryan Lizza stretching this shit out not with his cliffhangers, those are good. The constant references to his machete-wielding war on bamboo are the “we get metaphors, man.”

speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency

primary *every single Democrat* who says that Mamdani does not know ball. In one meeting, a Mayor, not a Member of Congress or a Senator or a candidate for President, a just-elected *Mayor* mindbent a dude that the entire Democratic Party has struggled to do anything to stymie for almost a decade.

I imagine everyone of dreaded Boomer era has similar story: -My uncle fought in Battle of Bulge, vs Nazis -My future father-in-law was in submarine, vs Nazis -My dad was in training as Navy doctor, to fight Nazis Now MAGA/Trump/Hegseth: "Who are we to judge?" www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

“get the bum off the air” is a call to action from like…100 literal years ago. No seriously.