so we all agree that JD Vance at some point very unsuccessfully tried to post in FYAD right

They've lost the 9yos

Shhh let them cook

surf theater, angle 1, boardwalk, ocean city, new jersey, 1978

apologies if this is how you find out

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Nobody is talking about how between the Epstein birthday message and his butchering of “acetaminophen” we finally have confirmation that Donald Trump can read

I’m loving the rapture stuff today because I’m down for any instance of showing how ridiculous every evangelical ideology is

Happy rapture to the fundamentalist Christian boy who kissed me on the mouth when we were like 11 and then burst into tears because now we were both going to hell.

boardwalk nut hut store, wildwood, new jersey, 1978

I will never vote for a pro-life candidate and that is a promise. fuck you

I've been on a tear lately of reading some absolutely incredible and engaging books. Absolutely can think of nothing else between reading sessions.

That last line is one of the absolute single scariest things to me and that it was said with such casual happiness is even more disturbing. Not distressing. Full tilt disturbing.

Capitalism doesn't care about your comfort because if it did, how would it sell comfort to you? How would it convince you to keep buying pointless garbage in the name of comfort if you were already comfortable? It has to act like your comfort is holy while stealing everything.

Ok my cis friends, we are going to need a lot of you to step the fuck up and fight hard for us www.them.us/story/trump-...

The misery rectangle is really getting to me today

JESUS: Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani CHATGPT: you’re completely right. And I want to thank you for holding me accountable. It looks like you’ve somehow got nailed to a cross

this is a minor complaint overall compared to the bad shit google does, but it's annoying that now it always adds some other keyword on autocomplete of what I'm typing. if I'm trying to google a hotel it won't suggest the name, it'll suggest like "[hotel name] parking" no thank you!

The headshot is sending me. She's the Joan Didion of soliciting dick pics from people who want to outlaw rabies shots

His current disapproval number is about the same as the week after Jan 6, for comparison. He is disastrously unpopular.

I see we've reached the "uhhhhh just don't worry about it, it's fine" part of the bubble

The media allowing Trump plausible deniability on Project 2025 during the campaign is right up there with Iraq War stenography in craven, lazy disgracefulness

“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”

Lots of out of work writers rn. So… we’ve got time to protest. And we’re good at it.

hey so this is insane

Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina

Crazy how having a lying machine that only tells you what you want to hear is turning the people who use it into brainless narcissists

I grew up in the evangelical church, and when I tried to say, "Hey, I'm a girl," they had me exorcised. Now, I'm a lot more eloquent a speaker now, but they might still have to try me exorcised.

Ben and Jerry are the only good hippies.

I am once again broke but I’m also no longer late on all my bills which is a great feeling.

Like the cruelty, the hypocrisy is the point. "Free speech" crusaders lining up behind state censorship. "Small gov" advocates orgasming over the federal invasion of states. I can't think of a 3rd example because there are too many many. The brazenness has cooked my brain. As it was designed to.

Beyond cancelling Kimmel's show are about 200 writers and crew members in LA who just lost their full time gig.

Disney has Tron: Ares, Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere, Rental Family, Zootopia 2, Ella McCay, Avatar: Fire and Ash, and Is This Thing On? opening this year. I hope the talent involved in these movies curtails all planned publicity until the company reverses its decision about Kimmel.

Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

now is the time for every media personality to stand up and speak out, because what this shows is that nothing will save you they’re coming for all of you, unless you’re a true believer your days are numbered and your bosses are eager to comply do something you can be proud of on your way out

Following the money literally never misses

“Wow, traffic is worse today than normal,” I say every single morning.

Today I am happy I get to be myself

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

I’m having a few drinks tonight so you know what that means: I’m watching music theory videos on YouTube again

DC comics planting their flag on the moral high ground on the side of a white nationalist, transphobe while dutifully carrying on his rotten work in the firing of Gretchen Felker-Martin. The characters of the DC universe would find this despicable.

This is insane. He did say that. He believed that. They all believe that. Stop apologizing for the truth for one goddamned second. ew.com/stephen-king...

going from "transgender ideology" to "look at the poor misguided white kid" without even taking a breath, unconscionable

I want a medical bracelet that says “I can’t afford this please don’t send me to the hospital”

My breakfast habit lately has been an apple with a hunk of cheese, which I’ve been referring to as “medieval breakfast”