I caught the, like, third wave of discourse on this, when it had shifted to being about proper citation methods or something, and immediately went, “Was the teacher trans?” because these are the waters we swim in.

From the newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos.

Yes

A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies

The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers

There are a million project delivery emergencies today of course

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

Everyone pray for me: I have to make do with only two monitors at work today instead of my normal three.

margate elephant, margate city, new jersey, 1978

Make like a tree and grow.

Was loving the thunder last night — something I barely get to hear in LA

its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"

beach raritan bay, keansburg, new jersey, 1978

Good evening all. For this year's Trans Day of Remembrance (TDOR), TFR remembers three transfeminine authors who passed away this year: Miss Major Griffin-Gracy (78), Valerie Amelia Thompson (38), and Michelle Duff (85) 🖤 We also remember 367+ victims of anti-trans violence and suicide 🕯️ #tdor

Just did this and yup, it was turned on for me. Now it's off.

mmm mmm mmm

@scottaukerman.bsky.social #UTAfam

I feel so, so, so validated that the college station I adore still plays so much music I was into during my college years

Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards

I am going to say this only once but fuck these white racists. Fuck them to hell.

The thing Tim Robinson’s comedy really translates is how baffling it feels to try to be a man or be perceived as a man in a way I really have empathy for. I’m sorry being trying to be a dude is as confusing for cis men as it was for this trans girl

What Pluribus understands is that shows need to be able to have people say, “If I were in a Pluribus situation,then I would…” in order to become culturally relevant. Any show that hits the zeitgeist has this built into it. Scripted or reality.

I’m a fiend for mojitos

Hm I wonder what could’ve happened this week that made me suddenly book a haircut and new tattoos?

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

prize at booth bear, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

circus circus mini golf entrance sign, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it. He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted. Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.

Me when Judith tells me after dinner that she's leaving me for Sy Ableman

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

But at least Democrats get to enjoy a holiday weekend

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

I asked Siri to Shazam a song and instead it tried to call someone I went on one date with two years back who now lives in another country.

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

football game, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

The only one of these I felt the need to repost

Have never been more aware of how brittle and paper-thin fascist belief systems are than I have the past year. These guys tremble at a couple drops of rain.

It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all. And here she is at the loser party with him.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer a city where everyday residents have to work three jobs and are under constant threat of eviction. Anything short of an excruciating existence for the working class just doesn’t cut it for me."