IN THEATERS? my god you are never going to shut me up about this

My office brews a pretty decent drip coffee from freshly-ground beans in addition to having a $20k espresso machine so my blood pressure almost killed me when they added a keurig this morning and a coworker said “Finally we have real coffee here”

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

*taps earpiece*

We are live.

beach shower, asbury park, new jersey, 1978

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

Love this beat in Star Trek where Khan whacks a guy so hard he blows the crotch out of his pants

The fact that this phrase is SO CONSISTENTLY weaponized against queer artists to accuse us of homophobia for telling our own stories should be a heads up that it's really not useful to The Cause anymore, if indeed it ever was.

What more does this man have to do before his mind can be described as "twisted"

Useful thing to use here

[barely listening, nodding] Exactly, the Hellraiser video game should be a Cotton family dating sim.

Someone on an app asked me what my idea of a fun date is and I guess “ice cream” was the wrong answer.

This is why I’m perfect for it and it would be my dream job

imagine a future where you could...jack off

damn right!

Peter Thiel and JD Vance are strong arguments against Christianity as well as great names for reasonably priced retail outlets

In my restless dreams i see that place...

Sending this to every wannabe writer online who tells people to take the voice out of their scripts.

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Another one of these tonight and it’s genuinely sad how much I’m looking forward to it. Really enjoying this group! #scriptsky

I really miss the Mild Boys era of television. Costa Ronin as Oleg Burov, Noah Emmerich as Stan Beeman, Michael Mando as Nacho Varga, none of them ever really raised their voices. So much restraint.

Listenin to Nine Inch Nails while writing a sex scene like god intended

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

Started reading a horror novel last night knowing nothing about it other than seeing it recommended online and one of the main characters lives in my neighborhood

Laughing in “my parents moved to Virginia because they thought New Jersey was too Dem” tonight

There were plums in the break room today and nobody got my reference to the William Carlos Williams poem

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026, dir. Nia DaCosta)

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

Relived my 20s this weekend by making out with someone in a bar

Home

How on earth does someone arrive at the thinking that REMOVING PRIDE FLAGS at a coffee shop in SAN FRANCISCO is a GOOD idea? “Hi, I own a Philadelphia sports bar and let’s get rid of all this Eagles shit! You know, FOR BUSINESS.”

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

that they are freaking out this badly over a surtax on second homes worth more than five million dollars - the most excessive rich person thing imaginable, which doesn’t even affect most of them - really makes it clear how little attention you need to pay to the freak outs

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

What does it mean when a shoe company becomes a chatbot company? Like specifically what does that mean

MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A FILM STUDIO RETENTION ISSUE

anyone remember pets dot com?

Someone way out of my league is messaging me on a dating app saying it's nice to meet someone who is into Star Trek and I just can't wait to see how I absolutely drop the ball and fuck this up.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Me to the organization that sexually abuses children on an industrial scale with the full cooperation of leadership, and works tirelessly to strip women and trans people of healthcare: you go girl!