he looks like tumblr daddy dom severus snape. he looks like a greyhound found a magic wig that granted it the power of speech and joined the CIA. he looks like modern day AU kylo ren with a wasting disease

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this exists it is called thinking

Fergie has a song called Milf $ where she says the words "You've got that milk money, I've got that milf money." Anyway I can hear the dark wraith closing in on my hiding spot and I don't think I'm getting out of this. I never should've explored those mysterious ruins that landed on top of my bidet.

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Tobias Funke levels of cope. "It hasn't worked for anyone in the past fifty years... But It Could Work For Us!!!"

What else is there to say honestly

I'm literally nice

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

widdle mushroom goil 🍄‍🟫✨

The sitcom I judge all others against

What Would Wako Izumi Do

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Oh Nintendo is doing a pal world knock off without the guns?

you know, its never worked at any point in the last 100 years but I'm certain that if we band together and get really mad and point out the hypocracy of how Right Wingers are acting we'll win this time

And they were ROOMMATES

Spaghetti with shoes Pineapple sombrero duck Literally just landshark Tall karate chicken Telekinetic palm tree It's just keys

Makes u think

I do just want to point out that RFK Jr wants to censor fake fictional violence in a country where they'll just full send put a video of a guy getting shot in the head on the news and nobody questions it

What is political violence? Selling arms to Israel? Police murdering Black men? Destroying homeless encampments? Letting women die from miscarriage? Prisons? Tear gassing protesters? If these don't count, why not?

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

Character commission.

I don’t want to post through it. I want it to not be something through which I feel compelled to post

This is also why I almost never leave the Mutuals tab.

Life is expensive, so I’m looking to sell some original art: Thecla is available for $130 and the mountain lion & ancient undead spider wizard piece are both available for $150 each plus shipping. Send me a message for inquiries As always reposts are appreciated!

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

Just like anti-vaxers, people who dislike immigrants are a weird terrible fringe group and we should treat them like the weird terrible fringe group they are.

Well if I can't say the one that is my actual favorite I'll go with Hook because it completely beats ass despite being about 15% too long. And Mrs Doubtfire, of course

If you're protesting ICE in Chicago, let me know at [email protected] if you need free legal training or legal support. If you're arrested protesting ICE, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

passionless figure

Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)

I’ve wanted to see DEMONWARP for ages, ever since I first saw this completely insane poster. Now I’m finally getting the chance

Damn right I back the blue. And by that I mean the United States Postal Service. Even more specifically, the six foot goth girl mail carrier I just saw walking her route.

there are only a finite number of consciousnesses on the planet + when you go to sleep as a human you're doing double duty as the consciousness of a bug or something. if you wake up tired you had a hard shift as a bug or something

a useful counterweight to the criticism the left endlessly gets on here for "purity testing" from liberals (and sectarianism among fellow travelers). having standards, principles, and self-respect is Good Actually

the only 3 things i even remotely think about being "i was born in le wrong generation" over are LAN Parties, working at a video rental store, and watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast brand new in like 1996

At this point, probably just whatever magic the gathering cards I want for my deckbuilding

Kentucky Derby

Watching superman rn. Immediately apparent than Gunn has directing chops. The relationship between Lois and Clark feels very lived-in and complete

Ground Bork

Just in case he actually is dead I gotta be ready for it

How funny would it be if he just croaked on live TV. Middle of a sentence the lights go out and he tumbles. Probably won't happen but we can dream.

In this tableau the Umibozu asks the sailor Kawanaya Tokuzo to “name the worst thing you know” and Tokuzo answers “my profession is the worst thing I know” which the spirit accepts and disappears along with the storm that threatens to capsize his boat

Dreamed I was locally famous for nurturing the dugongs on my dugong farms, who were the fattest and friendliest of any in the area.

They haven't made any good monster truck video games because gamers would complain if you sold them the whole seat but they only used the edge.

roommate bought the best butter dish ive ever seen today