Very specific hyperfixation hit fast and furious so I had to do something about it

I once made a very sincere argument for Romero’s latter dead movies, which (I hope) feels like a Junesploitationy thing to do. bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...

Seeing Brian Cage in DISCLOSURE DAY

Great chat with the homies

Now sat for THE FURIOUS

Now seated for DISCLOSURE DAY. Always a cause for celebration when I can see a new Spielberg in theaters

The KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL defender has logged on

Absolute unit of a beard Dean Cundy was rocking on the Jurassic Park set

Now watching the 197 minute reconstruction

Always feels like a rush finding some HK flick I’ve never heard of in this Half Price Books when you can’t even find the dvd other places online. Especially when they have Tony Leung Ka-Fai and Anita Yuen

Favorite first time watches in May WHATS UP DOC? 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK ULZANA’S RAID

There is such a madcap energy to I LOVE BOOSTERS and I was smiling ear to ear the whole time. Incredible production design, Alec Gillis creature effects, stop motion, all those beautiful miniatures! Whole cast is so locked in, fuck I loved this, so so happy I made it out to the theater for this

Now seated for I LOVE BOOSTERS

Movie of dubious quality and merit: exists Jerry Goldsmith recording the score:

A meteor blowing the world trade centers shit smoov off in METEOR (1979)

bad dates

That’s right

Matthew is real good people, donate if you can

It’s me I’m the master killer

Hey shut the fuck up there’s new 100 Demons

Happy early birthday to me

Russell Mulcahy had an entire tale of a mummy. Does Lee Cronin? Didn’t think so

I have the most liked LB review of READY TO RUMBLE (2000) so think about how you talk to me

Cannon Watch #38: Nowhere near as bad as you’d be led to believe with it and the original swapping release order, but certainly not as exciting a film as the first, that one had the benefit of much better direction and M. Emmet Walsh. This is a perfectly serviceable POW action joint

Cannon Watch #37: This movie foolhardidly tries to have one foot in “message movie” mode, and the other in Cannon Exploitation mode. Being that this is Cannon in 1984, that message is uh, not great! Evil radiates off of this thing, but I gotta say, the exploitation part kinda rips

Cannon Watch #36: There really isn’t much of anything to say really. Not the least bit funny, the type of 80’s comedy that others did ten times better ten other times. Completely disposable and not worth mine or anyone else’s time

Cannon Watch #33: “Here is a movie that wants nothing more than to allow some high-spirited kids to sing and dance their way through a silly plot just long enough to make us grin.” That is a quote from Roger Ebert’s review and he is spot on. This movie puts a smile on your face that doesn’t leave

Cannon Watch #32: Cannon hit paydirt with this one, Chuck does his Chuck thing, and mows down half of Vietnam after completely demonizing them as a people. Joe Zito makes sure it’s as entertaining a slice of namsploitation as it can be, plus James Hong and M. Emmet Walsh are added pluses

Cannon Watch #32: A true cosmic gumbo of a film, and probably my favorite of the Cannon Ninja trilogy. While there isn’t as much Sho Kosugi in this as REVENGE, what you do get is an incredible about of ninja killing cops, ninja massacring a cop funeral, and James Hong, an 80’s trash classic

Cannon Watch #31: A half assed sequel that is so thoroughly plagued by massive reshoots/retooling to try and make it a semi coherent film. Horrible music, a sleepwalking Robert Ginty, and yet. A very charismatic Van Peebles and his cartoon gang of post nuke looking goons means I can’t hate this

Cannon Watch #30: Completely bowled me over. Made by a man told by dr’s that he had six months to live, and it shows with how raw and how unwieldy this all feels. Stuff in here made me so Incredibly uncomfortable. Gena Rowlands and Cassavetes on screen together tho? Magic, I can’t put into words.

Taking a page from @priscillapage.bsky.social’s book, the four words every guy wants to hear

I honestly believe you could make an argument that this is the finest – nay, PUREST – Cannon movie in existence when you sat down to watch a movie like this in 1983, you got EXCELLENCE...and guess what you get in 2026? that's right, bud: MUFUCKIN EXCELLENCE

Cannon Watch #29: Now this was enjoyable cheap sword and sorcery junk. Miles O’Keefe was junk as expected, but enjoyable junk. But the movie looked good for being as cheap as it is, and Connery was having a ball in his poison ivy costume and body glitter. Like EXCALIBUR if it cost $1.75

Sean Connery as the Green Knight out here with that teased hair and body glitter like he’s going to his first rave

Cannon Watch #28: Nothing really to write home about here. Sutherland is good as you would expect, it’s just no one else is given much to do, and even if they were, the Dave Brubeck score is so fucking out of place, completely negating any potential tension that the movie could possibly have

Cannon Watch #27: God yeah this is the kinda junk I love. Twists on twists on twists. Dirty cops and mob hits and Roger Moore having the worst couple days of his life. This is the kinda junk I live for tbh, half respectable cast in some of the most hair brained airport novel crap imaginable

Cannon Watch #26: Your typical slobs vs snobs stuff, Judd Nelson, bad! Very stinky in this movie. Really about the only times the movie comes anywhere near alive is when the Diceman shows up. He’s great. Otherwise this 80’a campus comedy is completely and utterly disposable

Cannon Watch #24: This movie is putting up Jordan flu game racism numbers my god. Brown face as far as the eye can see, like a half dozen times someone tries to SA Brooke Shields character, gobsmackingly awful film. Great Morricone score tho.

Cannon Watch #23: Jesus Christ. It tries to go for higher brow, but it’s still Cannon so it’s down in the mud but it ends up not being near enough of either end so it just rests in this void of nothingness. Maybe the longest 90 minute movie I’ve sat through in quite some time. Stinky movie

Cannon Watch #22: Every Menahem Golan movie is like if an alien tried to replicate American filmmaking. He could always get these great casts and get them to act as though they’ve never acted in a movie before. For that alone I salute him.