when you nut in the taco bell bathroom

me when hotdog again

me when hotdog

"Don't be afraid, Bruce. You were just an ordinary man in a cape. That's why you couldn't fight injustice and you can't stop this train."

US TV spot for ROARING FIRE

You know what takes a fascist out of power? By being dead you fucking nerd

This fucking RULED. Jumps between like 5 different kinds of movies, you get some downhome car action, some revenge, some adventure. Incredible 70’s thriller, blown away with how good this is tbh.

My to watch pile too big

First time watch

Now that’s a spy movie, goddamn

I finally sat down with maybe THE perennial Brandon Guy, Gerard Butler, and had a great conversation about Greenland 2, the differences in his many action heroes and a tiny bit on Den of Thieves 3. You can read it here: www.menshealth.com/entertainmen...

Clearing up a big blind spot today

This mornings movie is CASINO RAIDERS II, an early pre Milkyway Image Johnnie To film

First time watching LEGEND OF THE WOLF tonight and what a machine gun of pure Donnie Yen this was. Those fights are like getting visually mag dumped. At points this feels down right experimental in how the action is being shot. I kinda loved the shit out of this.

Nothing you haven’t seen before, cop who doesn’t play by the rules has to pair up with rookies after being demoted to get the baddies, but Benny Chan is so good with big action like this, and Sean Lau is such a commanding lead that it doesn’t matter and you have a great time

Benny Chan does RICOCHET with Simon Yam in the Denzel role and the Iron Monkey in the John Lithgow role. Yam hits those overreacting highs, there’s a buncha cantopop songs, and some great Benny Chan action. This is an underseen gem

Anthony Wong and crew shotgunning fools in Benny Chan’s BIG BULLET

A pretty stacked cast for this UNTOUCHABLES riff. Main cast is all doing solid work, Waise Lee and his big ass bow tie really ham it up. Not the best out there but a great cast and some decent Yuen Tak action make this worth a watch.

What do you mean there’s a HK Untouchables riff with Ti Lung and Maggie Cheung and Simon Yam and Waise Lee as the Al Capone type villain? And what do you mean I’ve had this on DVD for ages and never popped it in my player until just now

Early morning shenanigans

First movie of the year. Total beater

Case #58496938583 of HK stuntmen not having bones

I’ve truly never seen a movie like this before. Beautiful, haunting, melancholy. Feels very right to have watched this at the beginning of a new year. There’s shots here I’m gonna be thinking about for a very very long time. Cinema is a beautiful art

Genuinely evil movie that is also a total banger

Interscope put together a frankly bonkers soundtrack for this movie. Tom Jones covers Kung Fu Fighting, and Devo cover Head Like a Hole.

When your brain almost almost falls out

Sammo and crew saw THE BLUES BROTHERS and thought “bet”

Richard Ng always puts a smile on my face anytime I see him on screen. One of the HK greats in my book.

Little Jackie and Sammo throwdown in WINNERS AND SINNERS

When you and the lads see that there is freshly cut deli meats at the function

Inoki and monke

Whoever did this stunt in PROJECT A 2 better have gotten an extra 20 and a hotdog

Important holiday content -

WHEELS ON MEALS Sammo was hitting the Soul Glo

POLICE STORY is a Christmas movie

Maybe brief but this shot from ICEMAN COMETH is so unbelievably rad

Yuen Wah is always doing the most damndest stuff. One of the best stuntmen and performers the art form has ever seen

Festive Maggie Cheung

ICEMAN COMETH is a Christmas movie

Christmas movie car chase

Three Days of the Condor is a Christmas movie

Great Christmas noir folks. Best thing Harold Ramis ever directed

Ringo Lam’s CITY ON FIRE is a Christmas move