too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

With the launch of Artemis II, for the first time a man from London Ontario is currently situated in the cold vacuum of space, in what resident of nearby rival Kitchener Ontario are calling, "a good start"

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

Look at this thing

I'm sick. Archie is waiting to see if I die so he can eat my face.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

If I had a nickel for every time a heist show had an unrepentant fuckboy as the heavy hitter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. (Burn Notice and Leverage. Any others?)

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

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@alexschmidty.bsky.social @katiegoldin.bsky.social Thinking about the sifpod cheddar cheese episode.

Head-to-leg and head-to-leg.

inside of you are two beavii

Update: They are touching!

Holy shit they might snuggle.

If I didn't already have a thousand cats I'd yoink these two in a heartbeat. Any takers?

This little angel sleeps like a baby after battling the vet tech. It's not personal. They try to give her Solensia and she tries to draw blood. This agreement was made long ago.

Mlehm

After a hard morning of tear-assing around the house, fights the sleep that will give him the energy to keep tear-assing around the house in another hour or so.

Not all prisons have bars.

A rare shot of the younger (Archie, 18 mos) not attempting to flying tackle the elder (Rosie, 14 yrs).

Look at my cat. He sleeps so dumb. I love him.

"Snap into a Slim Jim" is slang for reading a heavily edited down version of the King James Bible.

17 people follow me, but if any of them live in MD and are interested in a new kitty, consider this one!

you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film

This is the first time Rosie has snuggled with another cat in about a decade.

I lost a number of pets over the last few years, but Rosie, the cat I've had the longest (14 years!) is still kicking. I try to take a minute to enjoy when we're hanging out because I never know how much time we have left.

OK, I'm bringing out the big guns to test Bluesky engagement😀 Repost & follow to be in the draw! One randomly selected person will get this signed (& dedicated) copy of the Locked Library special edition of THE BOOK THAT WOULDN'T BURN.

A year ago today I posted on twitter that I was taking a break from the site... and then never went back. For me, life is much better without it. I didn't realize how much the constant anger and drama were affecting me until I was free of it. Thank you @bsky.app for this lovely place to restart. ☺️

Hey, I'm new on bluesky, here is a picture of my cat, i hope people like her.