I'm gonna write a Happy Gilmore style film about snooker.

The most @richiejbrown.bsky.social headline ever (he's already seen it)

Oh he's GONE holy shit

Read the thread.

Why were so many people on my timelines watching Muppet Christmas Carol yesterday? Y'all making a damn liar out of Kermit.

The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife

Someone from New Jersey just showed me the traffic infrastructure around the Met Life Stadium and commuting to the World Cup final is going to be a nightmare for Scotland and whoever we're playing.

Been singing this since I heard Dick Chaney died.

Prince Andrew Pronce Andrew Nonce Andrew

Had to do a double take when I read this:

All billionaires are bad people.

Leonardo DiCaprio is an anagram of Leonard Dio Crapio. Makes you think.

I wrote a wee Substack about so many articles about the Riyadh Comedy Fest. The tl;dr is that it's not ironic these acts signed a contract saying they wouldn't say certain things because they had nothing to say in the first place. open.substack.com/pub/richiejb...

That is definitely the worst thing about him.

We need to keep politics out of sports and song contests because me not feeling guilty about a thing I enjoy is more important than opposing an ongoing genocide.

Extreme music is in such a good place. I went to a festival yesterday and it was mostly awkward but sweet guys with varying degrees of facial hair complimenting each other's t-shirts between bands playing music that sounded like a neck exploding.

I had a bit in my Fringe show about how people (well, cops and media outlets) react differently when the victims of gun violence wear a suit.

Man Who Was Pro-Gun Death Got Gun Deathed, How Could This Happen?

Uploaded an old routine about the death of the Queen to TikTok. It's going well.

I don't know what filet mignon is, I've only ever heard it referred to on TV shows, but I did just discover they've been saying 'filet mignon' and not 'flaming yon'.

My Fringe is done. I'm in Iceland, my partner has fallen asleep with her legs across me, I am watching wrestling, I am biting my tongue about the Edinburgh awards and on Saturday I will run a half marathon before defending my Rock Paper Scissors title from 2024. Also, Free Palestine.

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Doing some Fringe gigs tonight: 22:15 - Touching Tips with Friends, Waverly Bar 23:00 - Hot Comedy, Gilded Balloon Patter House 00:00 - Midnight Mania Cabaret, The Voodoo Rooms Then bus at 3am, flight at 6am. I'm too old for this.

I love that there's an alternative reality where Lisa Kudrow played Roz in Frasier and Peri Gilpin played Phoebe in Friends.

I think we ALL wish ill on JK Rowling

Ecstatic about this amazing review for my show. Thanks to @britishcomedyguide and @carroll.bobby ! Very proud of this show and really want punters, pals and peers to come see what I'm doing. Comedy on hard mode is who I am! 5pm @westportoracle today !

Final show today. 14.05, Stand 2. Come see the show that ended my Duolingo streak.

Wanted to throw my hat in the ring, accidentally wrote 'hate' which gives this a different energy. Couldn't be arsed to re-type it so just screenshot it.

Fringe show starts today until Thursday. 14:05. Stand 2.

Give this Best Show, Best Newcomer and any other awards going. Six stars. Six.

Doing my show at The Glasgow Zine Library tonight. (The show is accessible and alcohol free so if you're sober in a wheelchair that's no bother.)

Every Steve Bennett review at the Edinburgh Fringe.

I was reading an interview with Alison Spittle in the Edinburgh Laughter Bulletin and thought, "hey, I did one of these last year, that's content, right?' so I took some screenshots to promote my show. Aug 10th, 18.40 Glasgow Zine Library Aug 12th-14th, 14.05 Stand 2, Edinburgh

1/4 of tickets for Eleanor & Alasdair Read That Live are gone! Get yours at the link below - our book choice is particularly classic and cosy for this ep www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

My new @edfringe.bsky.social show Matt Winning: Solastalgia is on sale now. Everyday (except 12th) at 16:35 Assembly George Square Studio 5. It's about ending fossil fuels told through the lens of fatherhood & the history of making money from energy. #edfringe #MyAssembly

Ayo Adenekan: Goodness, this is accomplished. These autobiographical tales of growing up black & queer in Edinburgh are knitted together into a cohesive show. Delivery is measured & engaging & the punchlines regularly surprise. One of the most impressive debuts I can remember seeing. PWYW. 4/5

Pretty wild that me and some dear friends are on a big Fringe poster with some of my heroes.

At a preview on Thursday an audience member hated it so much that he turned to someone laughing and went "What are you doing?". But tickets here: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

I'm now able to put "over 1 million views on Tik Tok" on my Fringe poster but I don't see what that will achieve.

Thanks so much boys & girls for making last night another sold-out success 🖤 Thanks to @edhorrorfest.bsky.social and our acts @blondiefizz.bsky.social @richiejbrown.bsky.social @itsashpryce.bsky.social and Jo Crawford👻 We’ll be back on Sep 20👋

Some jokes write themselves, like that CEO who was seen having an affair at a Coldplay concert. He must be so embarrassed to have been seen (pause for comic timing) out and about with apparently no survivors guilt after that healthcare CEO got gunned down in December.

We are officially SOLD OOT for tonight’s show! See you all at 7pm in The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Doors open around 6:50 ⏰

I am 100% against parents hitting children but I understand David Draiman's mum walking in and slapping the shit out of him while he was recording that shit fucking song.

Less than a week to go until you can catch a spooktacular evening of drag, burlesque, comedy, magic & medical mayhem 💉 ⏰ Sat 19 July at The Banshee Labyrinth Tickets🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @blondiefizz.bsky.social @itsashpryce.bsky.social @richiejbrown.bsky.social

What matters most, is that you're doing your best in whatever way you can. But don't do nothing. Consistently do what you can, when you can. #FreePalestine🇵🇸

Winner of Most Sketch at the ACMS Awards Show, 2022. @theacms.bsky.social

Hey BlueSky. I'll be doing yet another stand-up show at the Edinburgh Fringe this August. 'Tom Little Less Conversation, Tom Little More Action.' 18.45 at Liquid Room Studio, from the 2nd to the 24th. Free entry. Tell your friends. Also look at my cool poster.

One of our very best, make it your priority:

Rewatched 28 Weeks Later last night. What an absolute cumload of dogshit that film is.