I'm reading this and I'm just thinking about that strike system for swearing from Demolition Man except this is even wacker

badmothersunion.bandcamp.com/album/sore-l... - I fuckin love this so much

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Hell doesn't burn hot enough for this man:

"They are monsters, pursuing a monstrous agenda"

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Guardian going to Guardian...

Don't think there's any Green candidates in my area so we're going with harm reduction SNP voting, baby!

youtu.be/4dLaOBMn4EA - can't believe how blantantly James Murphy lifted this wholesale

"Palantir chore coat" is a new low for this world

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Booking a driving test is hell

No @bsky.app it's cool I like having to go back to the top of my feed once I've looked at a picture

rich people are getting too comfortable saying any old thing

You can’t say a homophobic slur while also wearing John Waters’ moustache

For 10 months, I’ve been working on a 4-part @onthemedia.bsky.social investigation into FEMA, one of America’s least favorite agencies: why MAGA nearly killed it and how we got here. The first episode just dropped. We’re super proud of it. Hope you’ll listen: www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm...

Hibs remain masters of Hibsing it.

Ross County are so fucked

Oh get fucked

31 RE

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winston marshall gave up the objectively "coolest" job in the world, being in a successful band, for the objectively most uncool job in the world: right wing podcaster.

Ellis screamed in my face from 3:30am - 8am this morning so please send gentle music to steady these nerves for my clients today

12 minutes into The Pitt and I'm might throw up but also I'm sold

For numerous reasons, I won't be back at Celtic Park or spend another penny if Robbie Keane is made manager.

Incredible that The Wombats are a going concern in 2026

You’re ghostin’ us, motherfucker.

Ran a 5K listening to Godflesh, it was class

Honestly, you'd kill for a shop as good as Borders in the city centre now.

Just let it smash into you - dragonseyerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/the-bu...

The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

Four minutes of psycho groove flipping over the rock of 60’s utopianism to reveal the infestation below, Neil Young’s ‘Revolution Blues’ recasts Laurel Canyon as a condemned hellscape of privilege and naiveté. Famous stars and bloody fountains. California here I come. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yK5...

it is weird to think that at least for a little while the assumption was that things were broadly going in the right direction, and people and societies would only get better and perhaps even more virtuous over time

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

What a cover:

It's my birthday you have to be nice to me

Martin Keown's hair is astonishing, a work of fiction.

John Mulaney was excellent, he really was

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The most @richiejbrown.bsky.social headline ever (he's already seen it)

Convinced everyone at Celtic Football Club hates me

Rewatching season 3 of TWIN PEAKS, it’s fun to remember all the speculation that would accompany every episode (is *this* the new Laura Palmer? What’s Big Ed looking at?) and every time @markfrost.bsky.social and David Lynch managed to confound all the speculations and deliver something else.

Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.

God, imagine having to agree with one of these two:

it sucks that good music taste is negatively correlated with income. every time you like the Replacements your lifetime earnings go down by like $300. if you have ever heard of Alejandro Escovedo you will never retire

I saw him for the 5th time just before Ellis was born and I'm praying I get at least another 5: