Devil's Riff. 😈

Years ago I participated in the weapon design contest for RPR but because I was not on social media at the time, I couldn't show it. I'm still proud of it today so I wanted to share the result, as it had been sitting in my folder for far too long. It's unexpected, I know! 😅 🌙

historians left stunned by this game

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Not gonna lie it's a little funny that I sent this email 16 minutes ago and almost immediatley after @why.bsky.team unfollowed that insane blocklist that blocked 300,000 users

oh omg @why.bsky.team block me too i'm a minority claude block this person

There have been many claims that a director's cut of Illumination's The Super Mario Galaxy Movie will contain unnecessary sex scenes. We at Nintendo of America assure you, all of the sex scenes in the director's cut are completely necessary.

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

Studies show that within about 6 months all 3D platformers will converge on pseudoregalia, in a newly formed "wallkick hypothesis" drafted by Professor Delicious D. Fizzbang of Das Bells und Whistles University

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

I’ll say it again and again, evangelicals are the most dangerous group of people on the planet, no fucking contest.

rip

what did they mean by this

Aint no fucking way dog im almost in tears laughing this is RANCID, the combo of this being used on already stiff looking Bethesda games is a nightmare

dlss5 but instead of looking better they just yassify u

Selene donated on Kofi to have Pre and Post Op Chelsea together! This gave me some fun ideas so I'll probably draw them again later. 💗 ˚₊‧꒰ა #nsfwart #lesbianartist #sapphicart ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

pogging and pointing at the screen when sphene gets shown in the live letter

Mayor of New York City Zohran Mamdani has announced at a recent press conference that he will be participating in the next Cursed Apple ritual on the side of the Hidden King, claiming "he might be lowkey evil, but the lack of universal healthcare is highkey evil." What are your thoughts on this?

my first fucking thought seeing this was “that’s what the Tyrant’s social media presence in S9 is like”

Turali sunset vibes #gpose | #gposers | #bpose

"i just used chatgpt to write my essay" damn that's crazy i just used an electric toothbrush with the head removed to fuck my tight pretty boycunt yeah and i felt the orgasm in my asshole. Go to Hell.

reckless. stubborn. ignores main objective for extended sidequest adventures. inexhaustible devotion to crewmembers of dubious loyalty. will endanger ship to fulfil personal vice. janeway is luffy

When I 👁️ climb 🧗 in the ring 🥊, we lock 🔒 eyes 👀 and that's when I 👁️ realize 💡🐺🐺🐺 That I'm free 🆓. This is me 😃. This is who 😮 I 👁️ was meant to 2️⃣ be 🐝🐺🐺🐺 Bare my claws 🐾, bare my fangs 🦷, my heart's 🫀 racing-it's the thrill of the fight ⚔️🐺🐺🐺

6€ on aliexpress btw

What she gets for being a thorn in Vamp's side... Vamp Fatale & Honey B. Lovely~ CW: Fisting, S&M, Arcadion Spoilers? #gpose #gposensfw

it is time for boat computer youtu.be/lk0w7mRm_u0

where is she.... why doesnt she have a big hammer....

who knew having a proper dose of adhd medication makes your adhd better 🤔🙂‍↕️🙂🤩🧐😲😳😻😤💯💯💥💫👁️👄👁️

yall ever pirate hardware

My results for today's Mana Matrix (2025-11-7): ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ And it only took me 1 attempt! Try it for yourself here: gdekker.io/manamatrix

every single setting in vscode under "chat.**" should die and explode

I JUST WANNA READ THE DOCUMENTATION PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEE

this fuckin country man i cant this is actually just so funny

asking chatgpt5 with extra thinking to think reeal hard about deez

me at the Jehovah's witness convention hearing the elders talk about how being queer is a sin: "Satan is a perverted demon that spreads homosexuality" me getting dizzy from hearing abt a perverted demon spreading homosexuality: ough

IT'S PRONOUNCED YIFF

WAM STUPED

the pythonic way to enjoy yourself while programming in python is to Not

programming in MIPS is cool and all but i haven't seen a SINGLE gold bunnyrabbit yet :(

fun fact: if it appears green then you are colourblind (lie)

why is editing your fstab so hard

Slightly different elstars.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

chat she's so awesome

every piece of music ever composed fits somewhere on this triangle

a study showing the efficacy of progesterone for breast growth has finally come out perhaps some people can stop falsely accusing the rest of us of spreading medical misinformation just because they downplay the value of anecdotal evidence in the absence of such studies

selfcest enjoyers 🤝 selfcest enjoyers shaking hands with yourself (like swapping spit with yourself)