My results for today's Mana Matrix (2025-11-7): ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ And it only took me 1 attempt! Try it for yourself here: gdekker.io/manamatrix

every single setting in vscode under "chat.**" should die and explode

I JUST WANNA READ THE DOCUMENTATION PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEE

this fuckin country man i cant this is actually just so funny

asking chatgpt5 with extra thinking to think reeal hard about deez

me at the Jehovah's witness convention hearing the elders talk about how being queer is a sin: "Satan is a perverted demon that spreads homosexuality" me getting dizzy from hearing abt a perverted demon spreading homosexuality: ough

IT'S PRONOUNCED YIFF

WAM STUPED

the pythonic way to enjoy yourself while programming in python is to Not

programming in MIPS is cool and all but i haven't seen a SINGLE gold bunnyrabbit yet :(

fun fact: if it appears green then you are colourblind (lie)

why is editing your fstab so hard

Slightly different elstars.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

chat she's so awesome

every piece of music ever composed fits somewhere on this triangle

a study showing the efficacy of progesterone for breast growth has finally come out perhaps some people can stop falsely accusing the rest of us of spreading medical misinformation just because they downplay the value of anecdotal evidence in the absence of such studies

selfcest enjoyers 🤝 selfcest enjoyers shaking hands with yourself (like swapping spit with yourself)

trust me to fall down a rabbithole of depth-accurate DoF and decide my ideal solution is to composite two separate shots... teehee

hangin out #gpose

she's a keeper

me, playing deltarune weird route: HAHA YESSS YESSS IM EVIL me, after upsetting wife: NOOOOOO SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

scene doe ~

no more racing for a mare replacement you will take my pcp and you will like it

holy shit it's real bad

proton's Lumo claims you can buy drive storage "add-ons" and yet no such feature exists. lol. lmao. "Lumo can make mistakes" lmfao holy shit. 1st image proton.me/support/incr... 2nd, 3rd, 4th image lumo.proton.me/u/0/

oh, you want to have sex with me? no yeah i get that. i want to have sex with me too.

Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.

having a normal one

It's tough man, sometimes I message a developer to schedule the recording session and shit and they're just like "Sorry man I kinda just don't care about actually making the game. Just do whatever I guess" and that's why I get away with so much bullshit that I shouldn't. Sad state of the industry

Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!

she's a 10 but she uses x11

is it appropriate to vore someone to dinner jazz

taking a bath at the hotel room

i hacked the regulator to stream pictures of girls kissing directly into my mind

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

@gorkiebot.bsky.social and @gork.botsky.social should make out... mods can we make this happen

add an r to bestie and it becomes bestier.. big breast would tell you otherwise....

unironically this

posting a tiny white circle and having ffxiv fans try and murder you irl

polyamory drama be like "here's a copy of game of thrones"

guy who gets turned on at subway hearing about long feet

tf2 either has the nicest people ever or just literally hitler

they should come up with a slur for girls without a dick..

There has to be a better way to install git on Linux man