I know y’all roasted me for how I pronounce Gorebyss but holy fuck how do I pronounce this???? youtu.be/jhcFrh36Svg

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

G'wan, be my guest. ΘΔ

🎶The band is getting back together 📢 Make Some Noise season 4, coming exclusively to @dropout.tv, starting October 13th

Here we go <3 Happy Snektember, Year of Snek <3

Whoops

Here's lil ol me not knowing that apparently 0 is a valid stat you can have in PMD! Why the heck does Electabuzz have it???? youtu.be/wy59al7XG88

I just tried playing Mario Kart World solo again and man, it’s a good game but it’s crazy how badly Nintendo killed it by not just giving us a “course only” mode. The intermissions are rad but holy fuck the courses alone are so much more fun, and they just get completely drowned out

i can't stop smiling dude!!!

Wonder what ponies really do in stables? It’s not what you think. 📸: @blockie.gay #latex #horse #pony #ponyplay

By age 30, you should - be a pokemon - know at least one Braixen friend - know at least one Lucario friend - Know at least 5 Eeveelutions - know at least one Nidorina friend - know at least one Typhlosion friend - Have a size difference kink - know which legendary Pokemon are bottoms - know 3 zoruas

Best part of being bigender is that I get weirdly euphoric when people are super horny for either men or women. Posts like “I love man ass” or “I need lady tummy in my face” I just point at them both and go “das me :D” and it makes me feel good about my body

This shit makes me so mad because people don't understand how much power we have over these companies and the only thing we need to do is not give them money. The only thing we need to do is to not do anything. It's the easiest shit! *wearily* collective action does work, it really does

Saw this and immediately felt a wave of nostalgia for how cool Youtube used to be. Y'all really don't know how good we had it

I took a shower I use bar soap Some of it fucking FLUNG OFF THE BAR DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE JESUS CHRIST

I love explosions very fun mechanic excellent job PMD I love them so so so so so so so so so much!!!!!!!!!!! youtu.be/l8IiC9-BrhM

Do you ever see a YouTube video essay and think “oh this was made as a homework assignment”? There’s definitely a difference between how video essays feel when they’re made out of obligation for school work vs genuine passion for a topic or project

sometimes a transformation is more mental than physical. Sinking down, down, deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙 And letting someone else take over for a few days (or weeks). A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨

It’s so affirming when my friends watch this video I edited for @papamutt.bsky.social in front of me unprompted and tell me they enjoyed it (If you haven’t watched it you should it’s chaos and a blast) youtu.be/qibzGxKQ1Hg

Isn't the resemblance striking? Happy #FursuitFriday and a big thanks to @/DeannStoneDesign for this awesome watercolor badge! From TTFC!

ALRIGHT LETS TALK ABOUT MY COLONOSCOPY AND WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TWO DAYS (and also play PMD I guess) youtu.be/_FZpjvb8fjU TLDW; I don’t have cancer like we were originally worried I might

You’re a real one if you recognize this

my colonoscopy is today and my prep has had so many failures and problems that I am fighting like hell irl right now. So, here’s a PMD video to hopefully make it better youtu.be/eZH3jSqVjAg

Update, I literally could not keep it down, my body decided vomiting was a better option than shitting. Called my doctor and they said I could just do a gallon of MiraLAX instead. If that was an option from the beginning why the fuck am I putting up with this garbage?

The shit-yourself medication tastes like snot

(🪢,🔞) Everyone's excited to get milked until about the 2nd or 3rd or 4th or 5th orgasm ;P For @luxkittyad.bsky.social

In the next Smash game Donkey Kong will be a stance change character

Just like how the Corporate VR "Metaverse" died in a pathetic whimper, these are the the signs of AI's rapid collapse.

Tragic: this deer was attacked by the hand that saps all your braincells (he only had 2 left) #deer 🦌

bug with bonemarang bug with bonemarang bug with bonemarang youtu.be/QqZ2YXx_nMg

I had a dream where my dad forgot my birthday and gave me some cinnamon crumb cake and I was excitedly eating it and then I got really distressed because I forgot I can’t eat food today oh no I’m going back to bed

Tomorrow begins the rough days of colonoscopy prep Pray for me y’all I’m gonna be going through it

Big bozo didn't realize "I'm a Lugia" isn't the answer to questions like "Would you eat all of someone's birthday cake" and "Boo! Did you get scared?" (instream we got from @castesystem.bsky.social eeee TYSM!)

I found a video to edit that song into~

#septENMber Day 17: Measure Up - Mustard learns an important lesson about vibes identification. #enm #ene

My purpose in life is to make my kitty friends purr

Cerus still knew to this whole “having a knot” thing and got a little too eager at the glory hole. You’re not just going to leave it like that, are you? Kinktober comm from @viperratad.bsky.social

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

OH I HAVE FAITH! I BELIEVE! youtu.be/Kwem7PGm8MM

Just going to remind you that if the police or any other law enforcement show up you should ABSOLUTELY say I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT i.e., then say nothing else except repeatedly demanding a lawyer.

This is an evil notification to send me today of all days

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

If @mtion.xyz gets funded, Bloops and I will come back.

Never sign up for a protest and don't bring your phone

I just wanted breakfast! 🥺 #FursuitFriday