cracks me up that when yoshi-p brought the ceo on stage it felt less like inviting the big boss in charge and more like a threat. like hey man. if i don’t get 4 gillion dollars for my savage raids all these guys will do the ending of weapons on you. please look forward to it.

Yoshi P could have said “you end this man’s life and I give you a third dye slot” and the CEO would not have made it 3 feet before he became human purée.

blood of my blood

"you retweet a lot of art" yea bitch look at it

I got done my sticker for fanfest and now we're printing them off!!!

when estinien calls you "aibou," reblog if u agree

yosh~

Yeah

To my followers: go ham and cheese on dat thang

i used to have this calyx doll that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

the fictional man you're obsessing over right now has a praise kink

Wow, all those Arcadion kids sure are weirdos (except for that one, of course). #FF14 #FFXIV

locked in

chill out, dude

Alisaie to herself whenever she gets too mad: stop it. you’re scaring the hoes. Alphinaud: please stop picking up life advice from thancred. he is my friend but no man to aspire to. Alisaie, taking slow breaths: hoes love when you can emotionally regulate. Alphinaud: there are no hoes present.

when your three situationships invade your room to hold an impromptu sleepover/yap sesh and kick you off your own bed

gobwife

the actual eroticism of hurt/comfort is that the comfort is an element of the hurt. it is painful for those wounds to be tended to, it is humiliating to be vulnerable in that way, and they are forced to bear it. THAT is what’s horny about it

Give your character a cool sword that represents generational trauma. You will certainly not regret giving your character a cool sword that represents generational trauma.

ooh aah sad pathetic angsty failboys come lets hold hands together and share a moment of genuine human connection and intimacy together aaah

focking seaworld

FIXED IT.

oh my fucking god i fucking forgot about setsu

the blorbo squeezing blood from a stone except the blood isnt the stone's, its his from squeezing tpo hard and the stone is cutting into his flesh

III: Friends (or kids, or coworkers, whatever he's calling them nowadays) { #iljax • #gpose • #vierapril }

xan'a's thoughts about his friends and their probable reactions to them #art

If you're delusional enough everything is about your wol

glad i can just peek at my little curated bsky feed of my rp friends and be able to glean whenever a Freak Moment (TM) happens icly in real time.

okay we're doing giraffes now i guess.

MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

thanks

The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment

SHE SHOULD THOUGH!!!! GOD FORBID A WOMAN HAVE HOBBIES!!!!!!

koharu "these horrors are totally within my scope of comprehension, what the fuck are the rest of you talking about?" kanyu

koharu watching the silly little green failboys in her life psychosexually tormenting each other to tears and going dude can you guys fucking not? i wanna be able to do that too.

unlocked evil and terrible power to turn your friends into marketable tshirts

@heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social two can play at this game