can’t stop saying “I have the Mandate of Heaven” every time something even marginally decent happens to me

The Jimmy Butler Warriors:

Draymond has to face the demon and already doesn’t wanna play anymore awwww poor baby

Punking the Warriors

This weekend is all about doing some medically assisted Locking In and assembling my desk

face card lethal

Gonna take a fat nap at 5PM

Got my blood drawn today and they said my veins were super easy to find. And also that I had the best blood, they’ve never seen blood like mine

I’ve been locked out of my X - the everything app account. How will I ever do my banking or financial transactions now?

Today I feel Italian.

Today I feel Italian

Happens to the best of us buddy

The Marcus Smart feast or famine experience is not for the faint of heart

Cam Spencer getting a 50-ball with only 1 free throw

The hardest part about living in midtown is that I want to save all the little stray cats running around

someone just stole my humongous grinch

Getting multiple emails telling me “cyber Monday ends today” yeah, that’s how Mondays work

I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.

@markocantdunk.bsky.social marko coded

We are back in extreme ways

font choices matter

Ja Morant yelling “carry” whenever THT makes a move is coming through super clearly on the broadcast lol

as an elder of this coffee shop (jobless, got here this morning) I kind of hate seeing the vibes change as the newbies file in (remote workers, dog owners)

I just don’t think I buy into LaMelo Ball Hoops in late April

the celtics being the team to break the cavs win streak was boring and predictable. it should’ve been them

Historian who refers to his job as looking up lore.

Grizzlies have now won 4/4 after what I have defined as a “tough loss” (ie, a loss that is mostly on us): HOU loss, followed with blowout win vs. ORL Nets loss #1, followed with blowout win vs. MIL. Nets loss #2, followed with blowout win vs. LAL. DEN loss, followed with comfortable win vs. PHI

The good news about this Grizzlies loss is that people are approaching it in a calm and levelheaded manner

Wish the NBA got a funnier partner for the IST, like the “WACKY INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM TUBE MAN NBA Cup” or sumn like that

I’m off the goop rn (I have a cold and I’m making it everyone’s problem)

Zach Edey injured, my life is ruined

Happy 2nd Gotcha Day to my beautiful and sweet cat Zora, everybody say happy birthday Zora

Could get enough Mikey Madison after watching Anora so now I’m watching Scream V

Posts popping off on Bluesky 🤝 SEC football It just means more

Draymond Green complaining about being singled out when he has the most leeway with the refs in NBA history:

One good NBA player bit is when they blatantly foul and then aggressive ask their coach to challenge to save face knowing good and well their coach isn’t gonna listen to them

it will always be this 🤍

Anora is such a phenomenal movie wow

first bluesky specific nba twit meme iktr

Me when I get called for traveling in my rec league game

The Pelicans perimeter players dribbling.

Dude it sucks so bad I have to be at “work” when I could be hitting some sick mid range jumpers right now

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke