Watched Highlander recently and spent too long thinking about how immortals would maintain wealth in a C.21 state. Cash/Gold? Money laundering regs would be a nightmare. Property? How do you fake an heir to 'inherit' every so often. How many times can you renew a passport without aging. Grim admin.

Breaking News: The Rapture has been cancelled due to ICE arresting Jesus

Shit. Missed big bins on purpose because of the rapture. 3 weeks FFS.

"Hi Susan. It's Zarah, Slight problem I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corbyn Trouser Press. I can’t put it back together again. Will that show up on my bill?”

Delia Voice: 'And remember as you serve the turkey, it's really important to remember to ask your guests which they think is the most entitled generation.'

If we were serious about bringing the House of Lords into the 21st century we would confer the title of Edgelord as an actual rank of the peerage, perhaps intermediate between the ranks of Viscount and Baron

LONDON PUBS NAMED AFTER DIFFERENT NUMBERS OF BELLS. an investigation

Somewhere today a millennial is getting a DM "your Ma's an Oswold Mosley fan girl [eyeball emoji]" and may never recover from the shame.

Radiohead ticket codes. Wonka factory tour tickets, but for people who can name their favourite MarioKart64 track.

"Hello, yes is that the Newsnight producer. Good, can you fit me in this week? My instincts are telling me enough time has passed for the dust to settle, and I want to clear the air."

Justice League Vs Kong (DC comics 2023)

Storm Dave: The name given to the 2025 succession crisis.

The Gerry Anderson arrangement is a lovely tribute to one of TVs greats. Kicks in around 40 seconds.

Has the Bob Blackman watch started yet?

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

Having zero people to hypotheticaly buy American goods is a clear non tariff barrier and totally unfair. The Heard and McDonald islands had it coming.

Emerging footage of Jeffrey Goldberg getting "sucked in" to a signal group.

This is why it's so important that we fight to keep physical media from disappearing

Seems quite desperate tbh

Japanese reality TV producers reacting to Mr Beast

Imagine you’re an 18th century captain seeking a way through the ice to the North Pole and you encounter the exhausted figure of Victor Frankenstein in pursuit of a distant, superhuman form, and you bring him aboard and eagerly ask for his story and he opens with “It all began when I was 5”

Morning, All.

Does anyone know what Tesla stock price fall is needed for Musk to no longer be the world's richest person? Bezos is a toolbag also, but this would bring me a smile on balance.

Your grandad’s gone to Superdry again.

Trumps EU booze tariffs are so ridiculous. Supply is going to be totally inelastic. You'd be mad to plant a US vineyard that takes >5 years to grow on the back of tariff supported domestic demand. With near zero chance the tariffs last that long, if until this afternoon.

see, this plane got measles and was perfectly fine

Stone Cold Jane Austen

The state this woman driving on the motorway is truly shocking, she can't stand let alone walk.

I ordered a british insult guide and they just sent me this

a short thread of Nicolas Cage resembling various philosophers 1. Spinoza

Come for the meme, stay for the Alt text.