80 degrees at 5AM. July is brutal for running. It’s barely summer and I’m already daydreaming about the fall.

If Arnold Rothstein gave a press conference while fixing the 1919 World Series

glad congress isn’t alive to see this

Statement from counsel for David Hearn, the just indicted ex-Olympian, charged with felony destruction of property, in connection with something he did at the Reflecting Pool.

"Muh-dami." "Expecially." I'm amazed this guy doesn't accidentally swallow his own tongue.

The frantic rush to ban trans women from playing sports has never been motivated by a genuine interest in women’s sports or improving anybody’s lives. The fact that it’s clearly going to hurt cis women in addition to trans women is an added bonus for the people who have pushed for it

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

My office is ~ thirty feet from a lab with a malfunctioning vacuum pump. If you know you know.

I'll tell you one thing, any Democratic 2028 presidential candidate who says they're going to "restore balance" and not fire every last Trump appointee on every commission on their first day in office doesn't deserve a single primary vote

At first glance I thought this was a really weird picture of Landon Donovan. The world cup is ruining my brain.

I read this paragraph at least five times.

LOL who invited Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Sophia Bush?

you just know whichever suit is responsible for putting Alexi Lalas next to Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic has Big Thoughts about DEI and that's super funny to me

For all would-be SpaceX investors, reading "A City on Mars" is a strong recommend. Very funny on the many ways space is terrible, uneconomic, and the decades/centuries of (boring, non-phallic rocket related) research needed to make settlement even a vaguely realistic proposition.

If you credulously do a segment about the vote in California in which you don’t say the president is lying, you’re spreading disinformation to your listeners.

"Football is basically the same. Sure, the goalposts have moved, there’s more passing, and science has shown that the sport causes brain damage, but at least there are still cheerleaders!"

So basically every pizza joint, bodega, restaurant and other business inside the zone not only loses out on the extra foot traffic from the game but on what they'd make during the regular PM rush. And it's all because of one guy's ego.

This is the photo on the wikipedia page for the Sault-au-Cochon Tragedy. The caption says, "A DC-3, similar to the aircraft involved." I mean... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadia...

Free Speech Champion(tm) Bari Weiss demanding CBS News smear an American executed by her government for protesting bsky.app/profile/elio...

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

What an insane thing to say. And now I have questions about more than just his AI use.

I don't know why, but the funniest thing about this is tagging Wikipedia.

This is a really ballsy speech by student reporter Santiago Campos, winner of the Mike Wallace Memorial Scholarship ($10,000) and worth watching in full.

I feel attacked

Now that the sting of yesterday has faded I can say that I'm genuinely happy for Mikel Arteta. He stuck to his vision despite loads of criticism and it paid off.

Taxpayer dollars for rioters. People who assaulted police officers and rubbed feces on the walls of the U.S. Capitol. This country is unrecognizable.

$1.776 as in 1776. As in celebrating America’s 250th anniversary by robbing the Treasury to reward those who are destroying the country

MASON & DIXON, Thomas Pynchon THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA, Ernest Hemingway (novella, whatever) THE OUTSIDERS, S.E. Hinton

Curious: how many non violent offenders are in Colorado prisons for non violent offenses? Do they get pardons too?

Currently reading The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco Underworld (1933) by Herbert Asbury. A thoroughly enjoyable book for anyone interested in California history.

In Louisiana and likely Alabama, actual, cast votes are going to be tossed out as officials speed ahead with new (or previously enjoined) maps. This is such an extreme use case for the Purcell principle that the court ignoring it here signifies that it was always a made-up toy, not law.

Gifts to Cornell Lab of Ornithology received before midnight tonight will be doubled. It's #BigDay2026 and birds everywhere are depending on you! give.birds.cornell.edu/page/188858/...

ironic considering who they were originally going to feed

TODAY'S TOP STORY: Security Successfully Works As Designed This is apparently a big problem that should prompt widespread blame, sympathy for the not-actually-victims, and major policy change

It’s been a rough start to the season but that was fun. #royals

hell yeah let's get stupid

Billie Little had worked for Thomson Reuters for about two decades. She was fired after questioning whether federal immigration agents unlawfully used their products.

Hallelujah #royals

This season might kill me #royals

Three for three this year. #recordstoreday

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

Indeed

Everyone who says shit like this has a vested business interest in AI. It's no more complicated than that. deadline.com/2026/04/sand...

that was awful #royals

pain #royals

I miss having a functional SEC. I really do.

A leadoff home run from Garcia. Happy Saturday everyone. #royals

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

The entire story is infuriating but this bit really highlights the calculated depravity of the ghouls involved.