I watched tenet, great movie, my favourite part is how john david washington and robert pattinson are time boyfriends

amab, assigned mommy at birth

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really nice to see that in the wake of Alberta conducting a full-scale assault on trans people's rights, Mark Carney has been working tireless to negotiate with the Premier of Alberta to deliver on a new oil pipeline.

god when the entire economy collapses due to the ai bubble popping its going to be so much worse than everyone thinks

I will never respect anyone who is like a proud fan of gacha slop games, that shit is meant to be enjoyed only with your curtains drawn and a strong sense of shame

a cool thing is when a mega deranged person becomes obsessed with you and follows you around online trying to ruin your life. fortunately all of our adhoc systems of online mob justice involve a process of intense vetting and contextualization and could never be weaponized by a malignant sociopath

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there is a certain type of trans woman who spends her evenings on 4chan because she is addicted to self loathing and she had convinced herself that they are the only people who really understand her bc they are willing to tell her the things that everyone else is too nice to say.

The person who first said don’t cry over spilled milk failed to consider that spilling milk actually really fucking sucks. Easily one of the worst fluids to accidentally spill.

ermmm paging doctor bonerrr -3- #nsfw #femsky #trans #transfem #tgirl #transporn #transnsfw #lewds #nudes

I wish all these trans making emotionless doll stories could have played more happily. A doll is a young girl's friend who she can make up stories about, and who gets married to and divorced from other dolls. not an emotionless cold vessel... this is the trauma, again, isn't it.

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

when you really think about it the midway point between 1 and 1000 is 15

I wonder if Trump’s gambit to pretend to support the release of the files so he can throw senate republicans under the bus will actually work or if its just going to backfire even worse

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

there’s honestly a world where Trump gets impeached over this

thinking about the time I got perma banned on tinder because some terf asked me rudely about my genitals and lectured me about how lesbians dont like dick and I replied ‘Ill have you know the lesbians I know happen to like my dick just fine’, which was apparently worthy of a permanent ban

wasnt aaron friends with the prostasia foundation guy or something? I might be misremembering but I recall that being a thing

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

idk as a dog owner regularly not cleaning up after your dog’s shit is genuinely anti-social behaviour that should have social consequences. Like if it happens once or twice because you ran out of bags then whatever, but if you just never clean up? Thats a social contract breach Im afraid.

Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."

its funny hooking up with a cis woman who mostly fucks men because she insists my dick has to be bigger than seven inches because the guys she sleeps with who are smaller than me keep saying theyre packing eight

Sometimes surrender is the bravest thing you can do

I understand that its an interesting pun in korean but I will never get over how stupid the name ‘Lies of P’ is

transphobia is fine as long as you are equally transphobic to all trans people and arent just singling one person out, ok

yall gotta watch pluribus

vince gilligan is fucking COOKING with this show

still thinking about how I had my whole fist in a girl last night

Im currently 7k words into a twine project and I can already tell this really has legs

hussies story from earlier today was wild

my condolences to the TL

if the blue jays win, the players in the stands will all turn on drake like voracious animals and sacrifice him to a dark god and then proceed to destroy the entire city of toronto

just watched the vvitch for the first time. Im gonna be real it was kind of mid

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oh yeah its cascade day

this makes sense, as mamdani has been attacked relentlessly by money both nationally and locally, and his campaign has only been focused on fighting back locally, the rest can be worried about later.

Finally put my dyke ass in a suit for the first time post transition and I'm told it was a winning move.

Several months ago, actors made it clear that they were withholding work from Genshin Impact because of a lack of basic AI protections Hoyo fans told them it would/could never be an issue Last night, Hoyo posted several official videos promoting Genshin's new mode Here's what the VO sounds like.

the thing about how people have talked about platner that bugs me is that people have been saying ‘obviously hes not a nazi’ like its a given. Like my guy he was in the marines and has a nazi tattoo, I dont think you can discard that possibility so easily

when I become gender stalin I will have one message to the men of the world: You don’t have to be a woman but you do have to be a faggot

UPDATE: COLOMBIA’s President says 🇺🇸 government (Trump) “committed murder” and bombed a fisherman with no ties to drugs “The boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure”

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.