Fuck it, for one night only, he’s Michael Jordan. #oscars

You can’t do a bunch of stupid comedy bits and then play people off when they’re having the biggest moment of their life. It’s bullshit.

EEEEEEEJAAAAEEEEEEEE! #oscars

Honmoon fucking sealed. Give them the Oscar now. #oscars

No James Van Der Beek on the #oscars In Memorium feels like a snub. I know he was primarily known as a TV guy but he should have made the cut for Varsity Blues alone.

Democratic leaders and media properly attuned to reality would be acting as if January 6 had effectively never stopped and the insurrection had just spread and deepened, because that’s basically what happened

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

It blows my mind daily that we barely survived the first Trump presidency & the American people decided to do it again. No amount of propaganda should've made anyone forget. It's hard to come to grips with just how fucking stupid the "average" American really is.

Not today, Satan!

@kenjennings.bsky.social YOU HEARD THE MAN BRING BACK @katienolan.bsky.social!

@commandersterling.bsky.social I’m playing Date Everything right now and I just got to what brand of tweezers I like with Barry Styles and I grinned like a Cheshire Cat seeing that Creedle & Crabnuts makes tweezers!

a lot of commercials do a really good job of making never want to buy anything

Racists were so concerned about Bad Bunny they completely forgot about Lift Every Voice and Sing.

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social Without going into specifics or naming names, how far right was the NFL locker room when you played? Feels like nearly every player is MAGA.

Eat shit, Puka Nacua. Got plenty of time to stream now.

Taunting penalty to keep a drive alive and then toasted for a touchdown the next play by a guy who streams with Adin Ross. I'd retire

I’m firmly on team “All NFL Stadiums Should Be Domes” because this is unwatchable football.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.

I used to really enjoy #TheTraitorsUS but after the last two episodes with Michael Rapaport and how the cast treated Ron Funches I think it’s pretty diabolically exploitative on the part of the producers to be putting sociopaths in a social game with neurodivergent people.

Call me Ishmael.

Man I love Double Fine so much as a studio but I dunno about this Kiln game.

#MLKDay is like Yom Kippur for racists. Just tweet or post one “Darkness cannot drive out Darkness” quote, and you believe you can just wile out the other 364 days of the year.

Refs learned their lesson from yesterday and aren’t calling ticky tack DPI.

Wish we had Crabtree and Richard Sherman for this game.

I think the no-call had more contact than the called pass interference but what do I know.

There have apparently been two other overtime playoff games at Mile High. The two receivers who caught the game winning touchdowns, Demariyus Thomas and Jacoby Jones, both died young. Eerie.

If the state has a Republican state legislature, they count refuse to certify, or at least delay delay delay. What happened with Adelita Grijalva in Arizona is a litmus test. And again, Johnson could just refuse to swear them in.

So because I watch RedZone over the course of the season, I don’t really get the chance to experience these Fox and CBS broadcasts the whole way through.  Tony Romo is horrible. Absolutely no energy at all. And he gets tens of millions from CBS?

Thought popped into my head that it’s a shame that Tucker Kraft couldn’t participate in this game. He’d be so fun.

Absolute miracle Rams-Panthers is a 3 point game.

Dave Mathews took time on his birthday today to speak out on ICE and the murder of Renee Nicole Good 🔥….HBD Dave! "Renee Nicole Good, murdered in the streets. He shot her three times in the head. Murdered in cold blood. These people are trying to tell us not to believe what we see. F*ck ICE"

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Open up your comments, you coward.

The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance. Everything Trump Touches Dies.

Elise Stefanik is going to be out of a job and Jake Paul got his jaw broken. Nature is healing.

Having children doesn’t automatically make you a good person.

It’s incredibly ironic that Paul Levesque has been booking the show so poorly for the past few months and is getting shit on by the fans for the first good booking decision he’s made in a while.

RUN THE FOOTBALL, EAGLES! #mnf

you don't get to fuck the elephants and cover the circus, that's like the most basic journalistic ethics imaginable and I'm sorry I don't care if the elephants were dominating and patriarchal or whatever, if those are insurmountable obstacles for you why do you have the prestige job

Ready for another Bandido classic! Putting the cap on an incredible year #rohfinalbattle

Does Anthony Ogogo do anything anymore other than walk out with STP? #ROHFinalBattle

SWEAR JAR #ROHFinalBattle

Oh no! No more Mox! #ROHFinalBattle

Hell yeah 2005 Nigel yelling at the heckler in the crowd! #ROHFinalBattle

Wow Nigel is going MORE than 30! #rohfinalbattle