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You can hate wolves but a wolf will never hate you. That’s the difference. In the hearts of men there is room for darkness yet in the heart of a wolf there is none.

Resky to give every rat a tiny cocktail sword

memry cridmas, !!

My brand is pretty strong.

honestly this but unironically. At one point I got sick of it and tried to convince a customer that I didn't know what Christmas was.

no, I said a GIF that keeps on giving. That r/bettereveryloop shit. The kind of thing I'll be using as a react until the sun burns out. What the fuck am I going to do with a physical object that "makes infinite amounts of yogurt" and "is literally indestructible"? Thanks SANTA

I've made three quoteposts on this already but fuck it it's easy to clown on this post and I have nothing better to do

America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like grape jelly as cake frosting. But what if grape jelly as cake frosting is the only way to revitalize the dying cake industry?

Oh fuck oh shit *pulls the big lever that says IDEAS on it into the "ON" position* woah that coulda been bad if someone had left it like that, huh.

Huntress Wizard, Flowering

Any discord server of sufficient size should have a "buy that broke bitch a copy of the game we're all trying to mulitplayer" fund.

shaking my smh head, techbros always re-inventing things that already existed. Are we talking, like, tithes? That one era where the church just straight-up owned the land and you worked for them? Oh buddy's really going to like the pay-to-sin economy the Italians had going for a while

サムスキャンセル。

Settling in for some Christmas surveillance.

Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.

Merry Christmas to all of the queer women wearing 1/8th of a Santa outfit and making out on my timeline today

guhhh (she/her) 🐈🏳️‍⚧️

I've decided that the way you celebrate it is by chewing on pine trees

Winter Teto!!!

helo

Laura Palmer's Theme

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

My stupid stickbug wife

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

furret + linoone 🤎🖤

Six such Puzzled Cats

my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree me: who my mom: the gay pride sheep

Can we just have the gift-giving part of Christmas be a kids-only thing? N adults buying N^2 gifts for each other is a logistical nightmare, and we all know that most gifts are going to be gathering dust by New Years. I like gift-giving minus the surprise factor, maybe just do that?

the tiny apex predator is sitting on me, because we are friends and also because she wants to warm her paws up

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I love how Akira Toriyama draws machines. Everything looks so round and friendly and awesome but also very mechanical and... powerful? Inspirational, really.

Learned recently that unlike all the other ones, the superbowl after XLIX was simply "50" and not "L". Bothersome. The L was taken.

woah they're VTubers now? good for them

one thing young people need to understand is that most surviving traditional arts are old people activities. Young people activities used to include throwing rocks at each other and writing slanderous accusations on the sides of buildings.

Five such Puzzled Cats

me attempting in vain to explain to Europeans why ambulance rides cost so much: "Well, it's like an apartment on wheels with also a personal-to-you doctor in there, and rents these days amiright"

i wish the war on christmas was real so i could join on the side of the war on christmas

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even better!

just realized i do the opposite of "vegetables are the food my food eats". My partner and I are vegetarians, but the miniature entertainment and comfort panther we keep in the house absolutely eats meat.

idea for a food: Weef Bellington, which is a steak someone snuck croissant dough in the middle of for some reason

tangential but you should check out keiwan.itch.io/library-of-b...

Revolvers in Rimworld require electricity to manufacture. So just for a moment imagine your 1800s US frontier town with a massive (sepia-tone) wind farm so they can all have themselves a six-shooter plus more to sell to the next sucker to come out this far west.

Wild how much large collections of books don't function in video games. A whole bookshelf will give you maybe one book with two paragraphs of text in. I know all of the reasons why, but I'd love to see a virtual bookshelf in a video game that leans on things like Project Gutenburg to fill shelves