My piercings are way less sexy on an x ray

MAD magazine knew the Truth in 1991

*insert something poetic about the single wilting rose someone left in the Walmart bathroom*

“We’re not here for trouble… we’re just here to see our family members.” Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark on Day 4 of the hunger strike, a 10-year-old whose father is detained inside confronts masked guards, asking why they won’t show their faces. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

I laughed way too hard at this one

I’m so over the “cumming at the same time” trend in fanfic. If we went back to the good old days of “I top and then you top and then we’re done” we could heal ship discourse and I can be free.

Watched #Dtfstlouis and it got me so bad I might actually write a fix it fic.

#KVKAppleBlossom reroll day 1: bloom. Something has been reborn from the water. #plantcest

Nemophila bloom season has begun in Japan. Every spring, the fields of Hitachinaki Park are transformed into a blanket of blue, where over 5 million delicate blue flowers bloom, creating a "sky beneath your feet" effect.😍 Good image for Bluesky .

“ Stay. “ #KVKAppleBlossom #plantcest

“When homophobic hate comes my way and says, ‘Why did you have to make it a gay story?’ We say, ‘Because you ask questions like that. It’s not a gay story it’s a love story, you asshole” —Nick Offerman, his response to people bitching about his character being gay in The Last of Us.

clear eyes full hearts no kings

Lauren southern said Andrew tate sexually assaulted her? How tf did I miss this?

Why is a TikTok I made 4 years ago address the false claim that Jensen Ackles is homophobic popping off again??? What happened???

Sometimes people like my old comments and then I get mad at how shitty I type due to my dyslexia

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I’m really tired of this wave of people trying to make fanfic smut into educational PSA’s or adding in stuff to appease the fanfic police 😭😭

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

It is kind of validating that every horrible person ever seems to be on that list.

Oh, brother #plantcest #vk

I have an orange female cat and she plays fetch with me. I was truly given an interesting life

Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc

Curled my hair today and realized if I went platinum I would be Griffith from Berserk

My town is currently cutting down a massive strip of trees because we have a couple homeless encampments there 🙃🙃🙃 we could use that money to help those people and NOT cut down a fuck ton of trees.

I like BlueSky. It is BY FAR my favorite.

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

“This is another Tuskegee” is not hyperbole. good reporting from IM

Democrats are free to go out and look for votes. But that's not what they are doing. bsky.app/profile/carl...

Everyone’s making fun of this but I wore it to my custody hearing and the judge said “nice hat” sooo

Apple Daddy 2 (find KPDH) #LuciferMorningstar #HazbinHotel #Lucifer

Very pink doll.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Just a reminder of where we’re at right now on the dooms day clock. 89 seconds to midnight

Our hearts were in the same place🎄🎅💕💕 #HelluvaBoss #Fizzarolli #Asmodeus

Love when losers try to use Grok to prove their point and grok tells them they’re wrong. Love it even more when they try to get grok to change its answer and it won’t lmaooo

If you use or promote AI I’m blocking you so if you wanna block me first that’d be cool

You guys are on my side, right?

They'll talk about it when they get home. #dkbk #dekubaku #BKDK #bakudeku #IzukuMidoriya #KatsukiBakugo #MHA

You’re telling me the immortal snails have the files?

RIP Claude

I don’t know if y’all know, but #ArmoredMMA is absolutely insane.

Yo, if you don’t already watch #ArmoredMMA you absolutely need to go watch some. This is what the pinnacle of man looks like.

I’m not a professional yapper, I just do it for the love of the game

Seat & Strip - p25&26 / 35 Omegaverse - Ω!Izuku / A!Katsuki Domination dynamic - Dickussy (Uncensored version & Page 27 to 29 already on P!) #bkdk #bakudeku

THANK YOU FOR THIS WEEKEND ❤️ Seat & Strip - p27&28 / 35 Omegaverse - Ω!Izuku / A!Katsuki Domination dynamic - Dickussy (Uncensored version & Page 29 to 31 already on P!) #bkdk #bakudeku