3 months :)

you fucj a girl prettier than you and you write poetry about it i fuck a girl prettier than me and i open gmod and spawn npcs just to execute them while she's sleepig in my bed

if you haven't used twitter recently, this is what you've missed

oh hello, that's me i was surprised when this, of all tweets, hit 60k

wghebn the revolution comes , we all slwallow

theyre pumping poop particles into the atmosphere so the general population gets afflicted with a condition known as "shitbrain"

Wes Anderson

Hi @skepchick.org you're probably already looking into it, but aside from the GOP/industry connections behind this folinic acid proposal, the underlying studies need reviewing. It's scary to see [possible small interaction effect in specific cases] be pitched as [total "cure" for autism in general]

these hoes are little fish eating the dead skin off my feet

The year is 2059. Cancer is illegal. Guns are sentient. The last dog was just made into soup. To protect my stash of Blu-Rays, I line my apartment with claymores saying "You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol". All burglars are androids now. They do not get the reference and also survive the blast.

why are you making me remember portal? i live portal.

i eat my parking tickets

Streets are saying that this video essay of mine is pretty good. I'm happy to hear it :D

Hey all! Sorry for neglecting you on here. I posted a new short video essay on Patreon (free for all) and there's gonna be an hour-long one next week about Twitter content mills and continuity errors and CinemaSins and stuff

the average ChatGPT user is a man who would rather evaporate an entire lake than use excel

Let's rock with our cock.

post went triple platinum on the hitler app

That's it. The dumbest conversation on this platform. Apparently, I made up House of Leaves. It's not a real book that's been in print for 25 years.

I'm 22 today btw :)

You guys ready for $160 Mario Kart 9 and Death Stranding 2? Because it's a countdown until learns the videogame industry is 6-8 times larger than film.

watching a shitty "video essayist" getting a new asshole torn for plagiarism was so cathartic that it made me want to format all of my video essay's sources with in-video citations and timestamped references on a spreadsheet. fuck yeah. i love applying a minimum level of academic integrity and rigor

bro last night was ludonarrative dissonance

my final rankings

hi all, i posted another monthly video on patreon (for free). if you watch it, lmk what you think. feedback, criticism, and tips are all invaluable :3

Hi 👋 @ossyflawol.bsky.social I'm gonna be mentioning you several times in my upcoming script(s), and was just wondering what pronouns I should refer to you by. Should I stick to one (particular) set, or should I alternate? Thanks

i’m at soup

One of our modders on The Anacrusis added clippy as a key chain - Clippy haunts me. Back in 2005 Marc Laidlaw started emailing me as clippy from a hotmail account and stalked me for over a year as clippy. We shared an office.

relatedly:

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

as far as im concerned , all trauma is "blunt force"

If y'all are interested, I've started to practice for the big video essay on YouTube by making smaller ones on Patreon (for free). The first one's about busting a minor myth that I had never questioned before. Give it a watch? :3

they dont have showers on the severed floor, mark better spend the whole s3 covered in blood like that

fuck it, we're reviving the printing press

oh yes, the three genders:

working on some b-roll in blender for the next video and i decided to try to emulate anamorphic lens for the first time: it's KIND OF A MESS but i managed to make it work

don't you just love spending half an hour writing a two sentence email to someone you've never met? aaaaaaaaaaaah

*fucks with gamers*

I may not have any visuals in my dreams — just vague connections and movements between nebulous spaces — but I sure do hallucinate music and voices, especially when on the cusp of sleep or waking up. This time, it was Ru Paul on Jimmy Fallon saying "Draaaaag queeeeen?!" then I woke up

It's really daunting knowing that my video is most likely going to be between 5-7 hours long instead of 3. But also I can't wait to finally finish the first draft so that I can see how long the test recording is!

Little update since I haven't been posting here. Next vid is my longest one yet, about an hour and forty minutes covering Tyler The Creator's discography, and some really tragic new turns in my life that I've related it to. I've got one chapter shot and edited, and I'm moving on to the others now ☺️

Rest well Viktor Antonov. What a legend he was - his work was always incredible no matter what he made, and it’s a tragedy he was taken from us at the age of 53. 🕯️

Whelp, Tulsi Gabbard is now the director of national intelligence. In case you missed it, here's me talking about the BONKERS HOMOPHOBIC CULT that influences her entire worldview www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDv...

Hello @chetsucks.com 👋 I've been wondering about something for a while, so I thought I should ask you: when was Lab Rat written? I'm guessing it was between Jan-Mar 2011, but I don't want to speculate

Happy #portfolioday I'm Wyn, and I'm a freelance game developer and 3d artist. If you want a 3d model or character hire me so I can get money please 👉👈

(citing completely made up statistics) thoughts on this?

ah fuck, off by one

I made a gingerbread panopticon

ears glued to her voice like an hbomberguy video