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he’s hiding … 🐱

Preparing for my call with Donald before i reject his ceasefire plea.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

Sain viimein valmiiksi. The Flying Scotsman. Keskittymisharjoituksena ja vähän sormille näpräämistä.

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"Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.” bsky.app/profile/henn...

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"Mommmm? Can we go see the wolves? Pleaseeeee?" Mom: "No we have a wolf at home." The wolf at home:

To Prez, this remains one of best community notes of all time. To prove we can’t be beaten this idiot tweets a picture of 5 of our warships, 4 of which had been sunk. The remaining is probably now out of action. I am surrounded by idiocy

Donald: "Whenever one side is ready for for peace, the other decides they don't want it"

Today's frog is the northern trilling frog. It looks stupid because it is.

Näillä taktiikoilla ensi viikkoon ja uuteen vuoteen.

*Sigh* "I have to do everything around here." 🛒 Aubuchon Hardware, Clinton, MA.

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Princess says have a silly upside down #Caturday #CatSky #tuxedocats #tuxies

The side eye.. 😂

They hired him to taste-test the menu. Not what he had in mind.

Today's frog is the eastern banjo frog, also known as the pobblebonk.

Minä ja kuu (vai ufo?).

😄

"I don't always sit in boxes, but when I do, it's a box that contained something expensive you bought me for Christmas that I don't give two shits about"

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Järvi kuin luistinrata.

Maahisten maja.

The ‘Christmas tree worm’ evolved one of the ocean’s strangest senses: it can see with its gills. 👀 apple.news/AF2qdDcDpQ5W...

the frogs are always watching

Merry Xmas from Gotham #batman #dccomics #digitalart #gotham

I told Rupee He got over a THOUSAND likes! I told him he's famous! He was so shocked he started singing! 🐸🎶✨️🎄 #greytreefrog

Päivän mellastettuaan ja kikkailtuaan, hän väsähti.

Olin ulkona. Oli pimeää. Maalla, niin oikeasti pimeää. Ei luntakaan. Kirkas tähtitaivas. Kuun sirppi loisti heijastamassaan auringon valossa. Tuuli. Puiden latvat näkyi heiluen "kuun valossa". Pimeässä metsässä jossain huhuili pöllö. Hetki, jonka olisi voinut jakaa jonkun kanssa. Yksinkin hieno.

My Frog Rupee wishes everyone a very safe and Happy Holidays! ✨️🐸🎄✨️🎶✨️ #greytreefrog

Ei olisi uskonut, jos ei olisi omin silmin nähnyt.

My traditional values Christmas day Morning: Mass missile attack on civilian power stations. Lunch: Bomb food ships Afternoon: Pretend oil price rose Evening: Unwrap presents 🎄✝️

Easy to tell difference. Donald always says what Prez says but a day later.

These declassified exchanges between Prez and W Bush in which I completely deny Ukraine's existence just prove the West provoked Russia by claiming it does.

100 years ago today: CNR freight train at the Don River, Toronto - Dec. 24, 1925 #OnThisDay #1920s #torontohistory #toronto #jeremyhopkin

Famous people actually born on Christmas Day… Gregorian Calendar: Clara Barton, Conrad Hilton, Humphrey Bogart, Rod Serling, Jimmy Buffett, Barbara Mandrell, Sissy Spacek, Annie Lennox, Ricky Henderson, Justin Trudeau Julian Calendar: Sir Isaac Newton

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Rankkaa olla kissa.

Mikä se oli?

Mitähän jäynää sitä ihmisille tänään keksis?

Hän ollut vilkkaalla tuulella tänään.

Kissa, joka ei kaada puuta.

I haven’t stopped thinking about this frog since learning about it a few days ago, so now this knowledge is your problem too. Meet the turtle frog (Myobatrachus gouldii) – a round burrow gremlin from Australia. It gets its name from looking like a turtle that lost its shell. 📸 Stephen Zozaya