The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

I had to work today and it still feels like a fake Sunday. Sunday night blues included.

This is fine. M

Ew. Why?

Fyi the reason a lot of others will often say 'appears to do X' before a conviction is recorded is because rich fuckers can bankrupt outlets very easily regardless of who wins in a court of law

Here a side-to-side comparison between Hitler and Musk and their salute... you decide if this isn't a nazi salute

Has anyone used the iPhone call record and transcribe feature a bit? Recording works a treat but the transcribing is super buggy. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Just a lil spinning wheel and not much else. Is it too long? Help!

8 years is a very long time.

Was there some kind of industrial design competition to craft the most uncomfortable seats possible for Sydney buses? Bravo to whoever won. Truly exceptional work.

Imagine if Obama hadn’t put his hand on the Bible while taking the oath.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

The Trump YMCA dancing video is perhaps the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a whole heap of truly gay stuff in my lifetime.

We live in a post-shame world.

What the fuck does this even mean?

The call is always coming from inside the house.

What year is it in Adelaide? Because this take is about 15 years old. At least. Who actually buys newspapers for this sort of stuff?

Reminder that Donald Trump was the one who originally wanted TikTok banned because people were making viral videos making fun of him injecting bleach

“If the Autopilot malfunctions, the Tesla car causes a pile-up.” #Elonosophy

Young in their teens and 20s, especially men, are spending more time alone than in previous generations. They ""now hang out about as much as someone 10 years older than them did in the past." Interesting data from @jburnmurdoch.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/2305...

Many thanks to @lassiewelsh.bsky.social for this print copy of Richard Flanagan's excoriating analysis of prime minister Anthony Albanese and the Labor party which was published in the Sydney Morning Herald yesterday. #auspol

Sometimes you use a pen that turns out to write way better than you thought it would and oh man that’s the good stuff

Why I’m always tired, a tale in two images.

If I was Matt, of all people, I would probably not muse about where kids are gonna be spending their time.

After months of putting it off, I’ve finally migrated away from Wix and its insane price hikes to a new platform for my portfolio and personal web presence. It’s called Journo Portfolio and it’s simple and intuitive but fairly impressive. I whipped this up in a few hours: shannonmolloy.com.au

2009 Obama 28°F 1977 Carter 28°F 1961 Kennedy 22°F It’s not about the cold… it’s about the small crowd size.

Jan 20, 1961. A blizzard the day before. Temperatures well below freezing. Without a coat or hat, JFK gave a speech we still quote today. Robert Frost, 86, recited a poem. Steinbeck and Hemingway and Rothko were among the VIPs. A million people gathered in the cold to hear it. This is the precedent.

Some action is better than no action, I guess. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

You know, it’s at the point where I wouldn’t really mind if something took out the entire internet for good and we went back to a time to before it existed.

Well, well, well...🙄

The temperature at noon on Monday will be 22 degrees which is the same temperature it was in 1961 when Kennedy was inaugurated. The ceremony was held outside.

Space X’s drag name is Deb Brie

Maybe Elon just secretly really likes things that explode.

I got hit up to do an opinion poll tonight. It was all about politics - who I prefer, who I usually vote for, bla bla bla. Then it was all about climate change anxiety levels. And THEN my thoughts on a possible election commitment to offer everyone free rooftop solar. Now that would be something.

SpaceX: Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly during its ascent burn. Everyone else: It blew up.

Italian football dick pic scandals are much more colourful than Australian ones

I don’t get the confected blind outrage from conservatives about Michelle Obama ditching Trump’s inauguration. Aside from the fact he was horrid to her and her family for years, didn’t Trump not go to Biden’s four years ago?

I have an intense hatred of wind. I don’t know why, but it absolutely enrages me. Like, I have an acute physiological response to it. So… the past few days have been testing.

WTF does this even mean?

Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

While developer turned global fugitive Jean Nassif lives a life of luxury in Lebanon, countless owners of his dud properties in Sydney face financial ruin. Full story: www.news.com.au/finance/real...

Honestly, I begin each day thinking the world can’t get any stupider or crazier, and yet…

“15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.” — please take a bow Noah Smith

reminder: if i post a link to something written by a journalist or writer, please don’t respond “paywall.” these people (me) deserve to be paid for their efforts. if you don’t want to pay, that’s your decision! but no one owes you anything for free

How exactly do Gen Zers look at this and go "yup all true"

American teens are flocking to a new video app

You know what would’ve helped during this absolutely wild mega storm that smashed Sydney? A rail strike by a militant union that can’t read the room and thinks a double-digit pay rise is too low. #fuckthertbu

Alarming number of Victoria Police staff investigated for alleged domestic violence and sex crimes www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

What exactly does Albo stand for? www.capitalbrief.com/article/nrl-...