the crush i have on mychal threets is too fucking bad bruh 😭 quirky, whimsical, tattooed men who love books are just 😮‍💨🤤 i need my shot with him fr, just one shot

A kind soul is such a turn on. Idk what it is, by that's a prerequisite for me.

i'm a gemini venus, i'll ghost if you aren't interesting 😭 the second i start feeling AN IOTA of boredom???

i have a few 🤭 1) getting engaged/married in your 20s is weird 2) your hetero male partner NEEDS to have female friends 3) it's a red flag if your partner isn't at least cordial with some of their exes

my most recent ex is genuinely always there if i need him. flat tire? he's on the way to help me change it. locked myself out of my place? he's coming with a lockout kit. what would the green flag be, then; integrity? positive masculinity? protector/provider mindset? it's a few mixed into one

chile, the amount of family members who tried talking me out of a degree bc i'd never keep a man if i got one 😭 i grew up southern baptist & i was told that i'd be too intimidating or wouldn't "know my place" if i'm doing better than him. mind you, none of these mfs are happily married

i lowkey love bad texters bc *i'm* a bad texter; if we only text to confirm dates and/or do quick check-ins, that's my fave dating setup tbh. anything more feels real sus and lovebomb-y 🤨

honestly, i hate coffee dates 🫣 if i get asked on one, even as a first date, i'm assuming that this is a friendship thing. i'll tell guys this (bc i also just don't drink coffee) and i've had some GET MAD AT ME for it. yeah now there ain't gonna be a date, punk 😂

Just want to smoke with somebody’s handsome son and listen to him explain random things to me.

if you need me for anything today, please don't. i lost my ankles somewhere in the last mile of that 5k 😮‍💨🫠

I have nothing for any man rn, but ESPECIALLY military/former military. Please know. Absolutely not lmao.

would. IMMEDIATELY. raw, even--

Me and who ?

i'm at 19/10 books for the year, and i still have 2-3 more to go so i finish every series i've started this year too. the literacy crisis was NEVER gonna get me, but y'all be easy though 😮‍💨

I think I deserve to be handed $10,000 just bc

I only need one person to make me feel heard and understood. I only need my person to get me. One day I’ll meet that person

Let me put my legs in your lap while I yap about my interests

You haven’t told that woman in months that she looks good but I bet the men at her job has.

Weekends really are not long enough 😩

Reading Rainbow episode 3 is live now on KidZuko on YouTube! 🌈🎉📚 Let's read "More Than Peach" by Bellen Woodard, who was just 9 years old when she wrote this inspiring story celebrating every beautiful shade of who we are ✨💖😊 youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared

Remember kids, writing hashtags with every first letter of a word as a capital letter makes things easier for people who use screen readers. That's because then, it reads them as separated words. ThisIsAnExample of how to do it.

just got invited to a private halloween party in the basement of a victorian funeral home, let me lock in the rest of the month to make sure these curves are curving in this costume 😤

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get, there’s a difference. 🖤

make no mistake: i absolutely did run 3.2mi this morning, but that doesn't mean i'm not going to get ice cream w/ rainbow sprinkles for brunch this morning

i was gonna skip run club this morning but then i remembered how angel reese looked at the vs fashion show and hit a pr instead 🤭

My mama and uncles was getting hosed down by fire hoses for the right to vote and the white folks in my mentions claiming that bringing kids and bouncy houses and coordinating with the cops has the same effectiveness

having a yt man repeatedly tell you that "i can tell you're intelligent just by looking at you" like it's the highest compliment he could ever give you (as a black woman) is just so...... emblematic of trump's america in 2025

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

Anyways, happy October 1st. Happy Creole Heritage Month. Happy Hoodoo Heritage Month. Shanah tovah to all those who observe Yom Kippur. 💗

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

got stung by a wasp for the first time ever & now i'm sitting here waiting to see if i need to run to urgent care (my brother is deathly allergic and i've never had an allergy test before 🤩)

now why the hell is my period starting just before my first-ever 5k in the morning......................

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

I truly don't understand how democratic leadership think they are going to move forward after voting to honor a white nationalist who essentially called Black women—the base of the party—stupid. It's insulting. I find it personally insulting.

have any of us considered that netanyahu is on the epstein list, and that's exactly why 1) trump & bibi have such a strong relationship personally, 2) that's why the trump admin continues to cover for israel, and 3) why all of our pedos in the us end up fleeing to israel before their charges come?

I highly recommend taking a break from social media. Some of yall are empaths and constantly absorbing the absurdities being shown can be a lot. Protect your mental 🫶🏾

We're about to see a lot of white people say they don't recognize their country anymore. Spare me, Suzanne.

Yall look like yall date white women when y’all shave them beards off

in my 10+ years of learning yoga, i've never been to a class with a black teacher... that finally changes tonight 🥹 i'm SO excited i could scream!!!!!!

i actually buy a small stock of the pilsbury pumpkin cookies (the ones with dream cheese chips, not the sugar cookie) throughout fall so i can eat them periodically throughout the year 😭 they're good af

Wash yall fuckin hands, wear fuckin masks and for fucks sake stop takin yall ass in public when your sick 😭😭😭

I would be simply too powerful if I was able to get a full nights sleep

Bey was dancing DOWN on Check on It. that belly roll???

You can’t vote out fascism by the way. Not once in power. It has never happened in the history of the world.

these yt political podcasts & platforms are worrying me 😭 if you haven't been moving through the political space with *some* thought that someone could, or would, commit violence towards you, you have been moving through this space with an level of arrogance and privilege that's frightening.

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

At some point, the white community is going to have to do something about the high rates of crime in white neighborhoods.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace