me after drinking down the 48 OZ bucket of coffee in one gulp

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

Galactic core and pines, life in the Milky Way galaxy.

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this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

there is nothing on earth worse than being like... 40% sick. too ill to complete all the stupid shit you have to do, not ill enough to take the entire day off and feel justified about it

watching people experience sonic shuffle for the first time and i think im actually gonna throw up from laughing so hard

yeah #ffxiv

just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

rem's cool big brother

leather knight ⛓️

Commission for @musclechubrhino.bsky.social

There is a venn diagram of "We need to believe that AI can develop a real consciousness," "I now adhere to a truly bizarre health routine" and "I need all the money possible and I need it just for me," and at the center of it is "I am terrified of dying and I don't know how to fix that"

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

Ninajirachi’s I Love My Computer is an essential 21st century text

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I AM SCREAMING LMAO

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

Hello. It is me. I am Bear, from Sega's hit 1988 game, Altered Beast. I hope your day is going well. Do you have any honey. Hello

Seeing someone negatively compare the FR/LG ports to the mmbn collection and i feel like you're completely disregarding that the mmbn collection was also like a soft remaster

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

unbelievable things are happening in glasgow cuisine

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American." Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

Almost fell over when I looked at my phone playing music and saw this was the song video background

Studios are chasing Fortnite, but without the awareness that Fortnite launched to weak performance with a game mode that wasn't very popular and only became "Fortnite" by copying PUBG and doing a ton of post-launch investment.

jobs that make money now: gambler, professional lie creator jobs that don’t make money: healthcare worker, educator

IT ATE A BEE

Literally. A woman, Lucille Ball, got Star Trek made when no one else in the industry would. Later, another woman, Bjo Trimble, rallied the fans to save it from cancelation.

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Normal Moogles: "I am just a little guy Kupo!" Ivalice Moogles:

New playmat finally got here

Nidoking Shiny is....💙

looks like my summer vacation is… over.

if you got isekai'd into the yugioh duel monsters anime you'd probably be like top 8 in the world at yugioh right? nobody deckbuilds correctly in that world, but you'd never be above top 8 bc there's 7 assholes running around doing magic to win their duels

Cat Man Orders In Fluent Hannish, Shocks Patrons and Staff (the real answer is his accent would probably be some hybrid of Italian or Russian due to being raised in Garlemald, but he also can speak Hannish accurately due to one of his adoptive parents being from Radz-at-Hahn)

Many of you.