Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

I actually just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham. He's fine!

[Right-wingers desperately scouring this post for signs of "communism" and "woke".]

Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

I’m not even ON threads but I’ve seen this more than once, and this is exactly it

Fuck, @theonion.com strikes again.

This is the most American thing I have ever seen.

Remember when "apolitical" chuds said that they were voting for Trump in 2024 because they didn't want Harris to embarrass the country on its 250th birthday?

Six days does seem excessive.

Why? Does he plan to perform at them?

RFK Jnr's about to tell everyone to build their natural immunity to it.

100% accurate. And, I will add: when CEOs speak of free markets, they mean "free to rip off our customers, and destroy the environment."

I tend not to share these things very much, but I happen to think Wikipedia is one of the single greatest things humans have ever made. So, if you haven't yet donated to keep it alive, you should. donate.wikimedia.org

Don't like the current president? Collude with your competitors to artificially jack up your prices, and create anger in voters! 👍

Incredible.

Checking in on MAHA day at the American State Fair. Managed to get pretty close to the stage

This looks so dire.

Yeah, conducting airstrikes definitely does test the very definition of the word "truce".

Holy shit, that is some stat.

Insanity. SHE PUT HER HAND IN THE POOL FOR A FEW SECONDS. CALL THE COPS.

Translation: "Yeah, my boss is doing Nixon-level shit every 12 hours"

Let him in, you monsters.

Has Jon Ossoff always had that Obama-esque rhythm in his speech delivery? Or, is it just a recent thing? 🤔

"Greetings, human spouse."

You love to see it.

"That was just for personal use, your honour"

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

I am quite serious when I say that Democrats will have failed their duty, unless every single person involved in these corrupt dealings is prosecuted and put in jail.

Well... maybe Gary Player's caddy is also a Presidential historian?

Does Tommy understand the role of a United States Senator, I wonder?

Imagine how f--king boring that would be.

"And, coming up after the break, dog bites man."

There's literally an entire reality TV show about autistic people going on dates. Fuck this clown.

I cannot see this acronym without first thinking "United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?"

*laughs in Australian* That there's what we call "Queensland winter weather"!

I was also told that the US was winning bigly, so I don't even know why there needs to be an agreement.

It's not even a deal... it's an MoU! LOL

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Labor stans will see this and be like "if only somebody could do something about it!!"

Fuck yeah. #socceroos

Currently experiencing sports overload: NBA finals, Australia playing in the World Cup shortly, 24 Hrs of Le Mans, F1 race tonight. Good shit.

They really have a "look", don't they?

This meme must go so hard if you have an IQ under 65.

This goes so hard.

Just putting it out there. I think Japan will make it to the quarter finals of this World Cup. They will be the 'breakthrough' team this time around.