Where DOES the good go?

Project Hail Mary was super cute, loved it.

How life feels having never seen an episode of Euphoria

It’s ya boy ~~~

I have that disease that makes me want to tell people I went to the gym

I worked out too hard and frew up :(

I need hug n kiss

Mike is not gonna be happy that this leaked

Every Game Changer book is cuter than the last one jfc I love them so much

heated rivalry altered my brain chemistry. I cannot express these feelings of yearning with words anymore

Made it to episode 5, this is supposed to be the one! Better deliver

I wish my body didn’t have the stress response of “you’re clearly in danger of dying” because I need to go to a different laundromat

No thoughts, only bad bunny

Incredible interview! A must listen for Mike Flanagan fans

Drank too much caffeine yesterday and ended up staying awake till 5 am jfc 🤣🤣 anyway Caveat is a fkn scary movie

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Envious of all the people having such a great time in whatever gay vacation spot is this week, I had to drop 1 k on car repairs and survive a blizzard. your mom’s a ho

It's been like 3 fridays ago since I drew this, but whatever

Imagine: fat noodle dragon paws

Sorry mom bullying won’t make me wanna go to church

I don’t fuck with blue cheese.

The people working at valv*line look so haunted O.o

I love this evil peacock lamp from Suspiria (1977). #filmsky #horror #movies

not a man, not a woman, but something else. something far, far worse. 😤

My damn electric blanket stopped working, it might be 2 yrs old. That’s pathetic as far as quality goes

I was going to stay up all night watching the mighty nein, but mercifully they only gave us a few episodes

*rubs my beard against my handsome friends own beard.* It’s for good luck.

Do I buy a $100 artisanal crafted broom? Idk

Tubi is short for Tubitha

If I ever get executive function it’ll be over for you hoes

I upgraded from an iPhone 10 SE to a 15 pro and now I want to buy an $80 phone case, it feels so vulnerable

We named the Eyeball alien Eileen 👽

It’s spooky movie season

What an awful week to be someone who finds Taylor Swift enjoyers annoying

Oh gee, checked Facebook and it’s the birthday of a friend who passed away a couple of months ago, lemme go cry now

Big cats are inherently gender queer cause they are both very pretty in feminine ways and very handsome in masculine ways, at the same time They are the fruitiest apex predators

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

Very big cat vibes

Instagram Map, you will never know where I am, bitch.

I spent 2 hours last night vigorously taking notes on how to make a fire bending Druid build in DnD and now I’m ready to burn something down (in Minecraft of course)

happy thursday enjoy jinkx monsoon dragging jk rowling to the depths of hell and back

I saw the fantastic 4 and honestly the baby was such a twist

Coming out as a sushi hater

Someone with the license plate “BZYBEI” honked at me for stopping at a red light, tailgated me after, and was changing lanes very recklessly just to get 2 car lengths ahead and stopped by a red light… bitch needs a fuckin’ chill pill

Nice novel I’m not reading that

I ordered a cool dnd miniature and I thought it came in the mail today but it was just one of my boring medications

It’s the Late-Night Lion Club iykyk