Tubi is short for Tubitha

If I ever get executive function it’ll be over for you hoes

I upgraded from an iPhone 10 SE to a 15 pro and now I want to buy an $80 phone case, it feels so vulnerable

We named the Eyeball alien Eileen 👽

It’s spooky movie season

What an awful week to be someone who finds Taylor Swift enjoyers annoying

Oh gee, checked Facebook and it’s the birthday of a friend who passed away a couple of months ago, lemme go cry now

Big cats are inherently gender queer cause they are both very pretty in feminine ways and very handsome in masculine ways, at the same time They are the fruitiest apex predators

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

Very big cat vibes

Instagram Map, you will never know where I am, bitch.

I spent 2 hours last night vigorously taking notes on how to make a fire bending Druid build in DnD and now I’m ready to burn something down (in Minecraft of course)

happy thursday enjoy jinkx monsoon dragging jk rowling to the depths of hell and back

I saw the fantastic 4 and honestly the baby was such a twist

Coming out as a sushi hater

Someone with the license plate “BZYBEI” honked at me for stopping at a red light, tailgated me after, and was changing lanes very recklessly just to get 2 car lengths ahead and stopped by a red light… bitch needs a fuckin’ chill pill

Nice novel I’m not reading that

I ordered a cool dnd miniature and I thought it came in the mail today but it was just one of my boring medications

It’s the Late-Night Lion Club iykyk

congrats to this years sanrio character ranking winner, pompompurin! 💫

TEA

*loves being a dragon* did you know I love being a dragon

I bought some miniatures to try painting and they might just be lost causes at this point, I’m not giving up yet but it’s seems so impossible to do such tiny details

I wanna be a giant reptile of vague gender.

1000%

yall i'm gonna keep it real with you- idc how many people decide bluesky is dying, i'm not going anywhere. i simply do not have it in me to move to another social media platform. i'm not leaving until they throw me out

Is it just me or does gladiator 2 not make any sense?

Played Secret H*tler and got shot twice, I was a good guy both times 😂

Finished paying off my Student loans ☺️

I often have people that run into me IRL that will do a song and dance about how manly I am and I just don't want to hear it. It doesn't make me happy. It doesn't fulfill me. I'd rather hear how I am like a dragon, a bear, or tiger, or something other than just a man. I'm not on the same level.

Whomstever thought it would be a good idea to put pickles on a crispy chicken sandwich deserves to have their ass ate

If you’re gonna take up space at a drag show, talk too loud, and ignore the performers, fucking go home, especially if you aren’t tipping

I’ve already been so busy at FWA

Vacation starts with a haircut!

Watching D&D on tv, new hyperfixation, how can I play this GAME?!

Me: a hyper sexual asexual.

Hey, glad that Sinners reminded everyone that Hailee Steinfeld is awesome but please don’t forget that she has a pop song that is an ode to jacking off youtu.be/bMpFmHSgC4Q?...

it sometimes feels like fatfurs think of fat bodies as these hypothetical things from their sexual fantasies and, just like any other fat fetishist, relegate their love for fat bodies behind closed doors. the fatter the more secretive and dirty it is. and they forget that fat people are like, people

CORRECT! 😂

Normalize hating your parents for their awful behavior.

Never had a twink death, was never a twink. If your experience of losing skinny privilege doesn’t radicalize you against fatphobia. I don’t know what to do with you as a person

No twink death here, I’ve always been fat.

I had to explain private equity scams to my mom this weekend because she wanted to know why Joan fabric was closing

They did surgery on a kernel of corn

What if I fucked around and streamed again…?