please,, i'm too cool and sexy to have to do core exercises,,,,,

I try to give someone a bull ride at every con! I'm a strong bull, hop on! #cfz26

He's got a point, yknow Quick draw commission for @joewolf1973.bsky.social Thanks again big fella :3

the contract.

at the end of the day i really just want to opt out of society... i don't care if it's because i'm an inhhunan monster, or a shameless sleazeball, or a NEET wreck, or an impotent pet, or a literal dog.

maws........ (vore............)

New brisket ref sheet!!! This was needed for a long time with all the art I've gotten. The amazing @almostabull.bsky.social knows brisket so well now. I had to have him set the ref sheet standard!

last night i was hanging out with old school friends and they made a joke about a "bong for dogs" and i was SUCH a good boy and did not make ANY weird comments.

my apologies to everyone waiting on a response from me, but i am fighting demons (sleepy)

@dobie-ace.bsky.social noticed a football bull and we got some great photos at #cfz26

i am SO glad to be a fat animal person. what a joy!!!

bought a beautiful painting in the artist's alley, and they offered to swap it from its frame to a wooden board they were using for a WIP, so i could fit it in my luggage. folks? they accidentally ripped the WIP clean in half while demounting it. i am a monster.

i went into this con with the assumption that i would enjoy cons, that they would fill a gap in my life. i think the revelation here is how big that gap turns out to be, i did not comprehend how important what it was i was missing until it was no longer missing at all.

anyway time to do the opposite of all that and go nice friendly Seal Mode for the transport staff social.

furcon mantra: i am going to get so much fatter i am going to get so much hornier i am going to get so much weirder i am going to get so much sleazier

Two servings of beef at #cfz26 With my moo @buchananbull.bsky.social Photo by lexrypics on telegram

confuzzled is perhaps the best furcon in the world if your favourite thing is getting hissed at by geese

identity flows like a river [dumps a barrel of waste into your internal river and turns you into a sleaze]

don't get it twisted tho, there's a lot of terrific stuff and i bought: a lot.

i'm not sure if there's a dearth of fatfur and/or ram stuff in the dealer's den, or if i'm just extremely unobservant. does make me wanna make stuff to sell, though...

life could be a dream............

finally checked into my hotel at ConFuzzled, headed back out to the con now! please feel free to say hi if you see me! please also understand i am basically face blind if i do not see you!

what’s up BRO!!! :3

update: headed back over to the NEC to do pre-reg & she came along with me. a fursuiter brushed up against her and she turned to me and went "oh no. it's so soft. i think i might need this for myself."

look, i may not be as into air travel as i am public transportation, but twin prop airplanes will never fail to get me excited.

i am going furcon mode. i am of becoming furry.

fucked up that my flight to BHX is departing from the gate beside where my flight to PHX usually departs. a furry adventure either way, i suppose!

did not realise how stressed i was about not having packed and having to do a webinar until both tasks were done. now i'm as free as a dog racing through a field, woof woof

i have no strong feelings about there being a heatwave for confuzzled. i am not thinking about sweaty fatfurs.

[old art] casual morning

I am beyond delighted to share this incredible commission of Prixin by the talented (& very handsome) @drewgreen.bsky.social. I've loved his art for years & never thought I would have a piece of his work. He was a delight to work with & I genuinely couldn't be happier with the finished piece 🥰🦁

they're gonna put me in the iron maiden at confuzzled. they're gonna take one look at me and put me up on a crucifix. i'm gonna step foot into the con and they're going to kill me in ways not yet invented.

He's a crane operator from Staten Island. Don't judge. He clears $165k a year and half his day is taking union-mandated donut breaks (Just something quick to prove I'm still alive lol) #fatfur #fatfurs

listen to this talented panda's excellent new song RIGHT NOW. i'm biased but i don't give a shit because i am correct.

me on a typical friday night tbh this is fucking great and i love it so much and it's literally what i look like IRL art provided by the very very talented @borizborito.bsky.social #kodiart

our bellies should fight for space with each other, overflowing love handle pressed against overflowing love handle, spread across enough space for four, testing the limits of furniture and stretching each other’s appetite, putting on a show and an example for one another

Sketch comm for @bowetheribbonseal.bsky.social

okay i am becoming normal again. so, uhh.... where was i? um, big... stinky... werewolves, anyone? can i get any bites for some kind of hedonistic asshole ram?? anyone?? what about you there, at the back? no?

the "making out with strangers in the darkroom of a bear night" to "high fever of 40.5°C" industrial pipeline

become unrecognizable Eat MORE

Well fed seal #fatfur

was already in the "maybe i'll never build up any fattening habits, maybe being fat will require constant effort, maybe i am just a bad gainer" headspsce, then i got hit with an in-person "you're a gainer? but you're skinnier than the last time i saw you"

Almost missed it, but happy vore day. Here’s Reuben enjoying his favorite snack, measly knights >:o) #vore #fatfur

Get you a boy that can Eat. #fatfur #fatfurry #weightgaim #stuffing

new weed dealer is so comically my type, basically just @marsnbars.bsky.social as a chubby stoner. i'm genuinely afraid he's gonna mistake my gay panic as me being a narc.........

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He spent his 4/20 the way god intended. Tysm @dimplemozhi.bsky.social for the comm! 🧡

Thinking about this amazing YCH I got from @toontouchin3d.bsky.social on a previous 4/20. One of my favorite pieces of Cooper thus far! Everyone should enjoy the weed that makes you fat today 😈🍃