Hey cutie, wanna come join me in this train toilet? You can hold my belly if you want.

Time to enjoy this belter all over again.

The Piano in FFXIV’s “Heroes Forge Ahead” gives me such a boost. It’s unmatched.

This bi dude I’ve known since I was 19 that I also suck off every once in a blue moon keeps pretending to check in on me when I know it’s eventually going to lead to him asking to be sucked off while his wife is working. I’d rather he just asked outright instead of this fake conversation.

Ffxiv help: I’m looking to start leveling machinist but I cannot for the life of me remember where to gear up. Any tips?

Ran outside to take a funny pic and Angelo of course got involved bc a task that requires 0 cats must have 1 cat at all times

So bear brained that every fat bearded guy I see I assume he’s one of us.

Ooft. Doctor gave me a bollocking. I’ve been slacking on taking my metformin and my blood test showed a massive spike in cholesterol and blood sugar levels…he kept asking if I had abdominal pain or an inflamed pancreas and told me to stop slacking and take my medicine. I always forget :<

How hard is it to FOLLOW UP after sending me a DM saying “Can I buy you something you want Sir?” Just do it. Don’t ask questions. Donate to the PayPal/revolut without asking for permission. Buy off my throne. My Amazon wishlist. Don’t fucking ask for permission. Do it.

This paypig bothers me and keeps asking to buy me stuff and when I give him links he does one of three things. 1. Buys it and cancels the order 2. Ghosts me 3. Reluctantly buys it after feeling guilty I’d dump the fucker but when he actually does what he’s told it’s a good time.

A cutie patootie for sure

Looking for an active queer friendly FFXIV FC. I’m currently in the Light data centre but I’d be willing to move for the right clan. My current clan I’ve been with for 13 years is dead now. The owner has moved 20 times since I was last on. RIP PRADA.

DQ12 MC....not a fan soz

I love this drink

I was out in that sun for five minutes putting my bin out and I’m now in front of my fan cooling off. It’s too much for a fat boy.

My drops have been pretty decent tbh

Did a massive huff of poppers while blocked up with allergies and I literally sneezed the fumes back out instantly. Didn’t even get a buzz lmao

So fat I’m spilling out everywhere

So fat I’m spilling out everywhere

Is this acceptable evening-wear? I feel like it’s not revealing enough. Maybe the shorts need to be shorter? More belly peek? What do you think 🤔

Hate that I’ve became one of those people that don’t want to take time off work even if I’m sick. I don’t owe my work anything, and yet, I feel guilty. How tf do you stop this.

Well, I can't trigger the final achievement so I'll just call it 100% complete lol

I am officially looking for a housemate. If you or you know someone that's looking to live 25 minutes via train outside glasgow in Glasgow please get in touch. I have three cats, they're very kind and it'll be a queer household, so I'm looking for LGBTQIA+ applicants. DM Me!

My place has sold. Finalising on Tuesday yayyyy

Thought about you bouncing on my dick btw.

Now I have to force my bf to watch fate Stay/Night: UBW so he understands just how amazing this collab is with HSR

Two viewings yesterday, two offers today. Goddamn.

Pup: when you come down next week, let me pin you against a wall and I’ll mercilessly throat fuck you full force, non stop, barely letting you breathe and I won’t stop until you cum Me:

About to be so loose a family of 4 are gonna move into my arsehole and pay some rent

Man. At least it’s being kept online and kept alive. My clan are mourning, but we did move onto other games.

Give the world to the people who’s media tab isn’t just the same 2 pictures posted over and over and over again.

fucking disgusting

Me opening Instagram this morning to find that a muscle gay has done a "smash or pass" of fat boys and passed on me immediately

Woke up this morning and almost puked seeing a “15 year old gainer” follow me on TikTok. Blocked that fucker so fast. Why do kids wanna be in adult kink spaces so bad? Go play Roblox or RuneScape and come back when you’re old enough ffs

Look at this handsome big dog!

My place was put up for sale an hour ago and I've already got viewings lined up. Wild.

I keep wanting to get back into FFXIV but on PS5. I really didn’t enjoy playing it on PC Luckily I’d only need to get Dawntrail on PS5.

Checking the “Nearby” tab and Immediately being blocked by the TWO Glasgow fatfurs I dislike is cathartic.

Back on grommr btw

Thank you Teto for fixing the bsky servers

Enough horsing around. This stud needs to breed. Be a good mare and get on your knees.

Enough horsing around. This stud needs to breed. Be a good mare and get on your knees.

I took the best fucking picture ever you aren’t READY holy fuck

A world Boss spawned? What World Boss? 🤔 #DiabloIV

I binged all of the new Amandaland and Smoggie Queens in one sitting of Diablo 4 What now

Btw be prepared to never have a spotless home no matter how hard you try when you’ve got a cat or multiple. I clean my place daily and no matter WHAT there’s always paw prints or hair everywhere. One nap on the sofa = one hoover session bc their fur goes everywhere.

Can I have a belly rub pweeze 👉👈 I’ve been such a good boy lately 👉👈

hey babe where do we get our poppers from and what do we use bc I am trying to find my brand and I am struggling lmao

Oh, and because I forgot earlier, first look of MRW ✨

I have zero tolerance for being swore at by customers, so today I hung up when they swore at me. Tell me why I’m getting into trouble for hanging up to protect my peace lmao