Middle-aged fag

I just dropped under 200 for the first time ever (198!) since like middle school. I don’t really recognize my body when I get a decent look at it but that’s mostly okay. If I had done this 20 years ago I would have been a menace.

I am getting diarrheas you can’t imagine from lettuces you can’t comprehend

What if I bought underwear I felt cute in 🤔

The house we live in is like a hydra of tenants rights violations and we *have* to move in April or I will kill myself and take all of you with me

Not trans enough to be remembered for trans things, not Mexican enough to be remembered for Latino things. Intersectional identities are a fun source of disappointment socially

I need to mount the full length mirror I have so I can look at my whole body at once because I mostly see myself in the bathroom mirror and it’s tiny and only shoulders up. I have no actual idea what my body looks like right now.

I’m feeling so dissatisfied and let down by hevy guiding my strength training. Idk, I need to build my own workouts so I feel like I’m putting in work where I actually want to. But I’m also realizing I don’t want to strength train more than twice a week and I *need* it to be running focused.

I got rejected for an internal job today so I took an extended break where I returned a hospital systems recruiter back and now I have two interviews set up for jobs that pay more than I’d get after the next 5 annual raises. I don’t really want to leave but I need to make more money.

I don’t think a European vacation is in the cards for me any time soon but several men with great tits that I follow online seem to be having a great time and I love that for them

Me on run day: no I can’t skip today it’s run day. Me on strength training day: idk if I’ll go to the gym or anything today, it’s not like it’s run day.

There’s a point at my consumption of every hot internet guy’s media where I’m like okay okay okay I need to know how tall you are for this to continue.

Did I get the diarrhea virus or did I stool soften too close to the sun?

Still haven’t heard about the internal job I interviewed for so that’s fun.

If I fuck with you I will love you loudly in any room you’re not in.

It is wild to me that people get hired to do the same job as me for a wage it’ll take me multiple years of annual raises to reach and then I have to help train them. If they have so much experience why does someone who had so much less experience need to train them?

I have full devolved into that person who is always cold in the office. Like I don’t let my hands touch the desktop directly because then my hands get colder. It’s a problem. I’m freezing. I’m wearing a sweater in July.

Helping my drag daughter write roast material after work tonight, truly fulfilling my calling as a drag mother.

Banana oikos triple zero yogurt with mini chocolate chips that’s the tweet

Excited to get home tonight and enjoy mandatory cuddle time with my stinky old man.

The thing is if I make “boy kibble” it’s actually “tranny chow”

Local lazy transsexual runs 5 kilometers in public park

Having to go to the gym by myself means that I don’t get to go find my husband when I’m done to be validated for my hard work and that’s a lot to ask of me.

I swear everything about “The Gilded Age” was developed by scientists in a lab specifically to entice me.

My scheduled long run is 5k today. Gratified to see my weekly mileage going up and that I’m able to handle it. Hard work is paying off 🥰

Honestly it’s good I’ve had as much laser hair removal as I have cus if I could grow a beard still id be an absolute menace right now.

My heart is so open to sweet potatoes and every time I’ve eaten them it’s been a disappointment.

It’s wild that the director of evil dead burn is that hot

I left Hevy running when I started my NoneToRun workout so hevy didn’t save heart rate data and NoneToRun didn’t record to Strava and I pouted when I figured this out, none of these words are in the bible.

Being a lump after work but trying really hard to talk myself in to going to the gym especially cus this is my day to get in an extra run this week and I’m trying to get 4 a week in but my husband wanted to go with me and he’s napping still so I’m just drinking a Diet Coke and sitting here.

The evening ritual has been a nap on top of me after dinner lately.

Had a meeting with and a walk thru of a new venue where I’m going to try to produce a drag show. Very excited!

Some of yall have never had a geriatric Boston terrier snore himself awake while resting his head on your boob and it shows.

Forky and Karen-Beverly are most definitely a T4T couple

Is there any better feeling than unburdening yourself of small trash you’ve been carrying around for a while?

I think the greatest contribution I have to the zeitgeist is this: keep a pair of scissors in your car.

I picked him up off the floor and sat him next to me like this and he just kinda stayed there

Having drag kids was such a good idea, they keep me so inspired. I love the way my lil drag fam all hype each other up and trade work. This is the artistic community I’ve always wanted to be a part of.

The only time I truly feel shame is when I get a rick and morty reference

Going heavier on everything in the gym makes me feel like I’m actually doing something, which is an improvement.

Finally ordered a new corset and some new shoes. There’s a chance I was too aspirational with the corset size but we’ll see.

New Madonna makes me feel like being productive in the studio.

I think if you’re going to send a friend a horoscope or birth month meme you should send yours AND theirs.

Me: this random guy I saw at the bar last night added me on Facebook Christopher: ooh a chaser! Me: I don’t think he’s a chaser, we didn’t even talk. C: why do you say that? Me: he’s cute 🤷‍♀️

The best part of going to the gym is coming home and taking a shower then airdrying in front of a fan.

My husband has gone back to work after his surgery recovery so now I can’t just drag him to the gym to body double me whenever I want.

Kind of gagged that the strength training I’ve been doing has helped me walk and stand in heels better 😂 I wore the worst pair of shoes last night (I forgot why I don’t wear them) but survived anyway. Hopefully I didn’t look like a lumbering oaf.

I’ve gone out 3 nights in a row this week who even am I

No. Diet Pepsi is *not* ok.

None of my drag shoes fit anymore and it’s so annoying.