Can’t find the fabric I’ve been planning to sew myself a dress out of for this weekends gigs so I dug into my archives and found some old costumes to wear I guess. Annoyed.

I think we need to come to a consensus as to what length hoochie daddy shorts are because it’s 3”, not 5” 😤

Down 90lbs since December, eat my fucking shorts.

I didn’t log my Monday run on Strava and it’s bothering me.

Fasted for labs this morning but now it’s after 10 and I am very cranky

Finally bought a reflector harness so I can run at night safer, since this week has been a week of getting my runs in at random 🤷‍♀️

I haven’t hit the wall sewing yet tonight but I can see the wall from here.

Shout out to my sewing lighter, the real mvp of the sewing studio.

Well this was a bit of a bust, but not because of Koby who was very calm and non reactive, but the other dog couldn’t not calm down, his anxiety over being near Koby was clear, and he lunged at him a couple times :/ I’m sure the work could be done to figure this out but it’s simply not practical :(

*edm starts playing in the car* My husband, exhasperated: Is this your running playlist?

Taking Koby to meet his potential little brother day. Having a very stern conversation about how mommy needs this cus he won’t be here forever but who knows if he’s listening even

I got to leave work 30 minutes early so I had time to run before and now I’m sweaty in a way that feels concerning 👍

If you’re gonna look like Tarzan the least you can do is talk like Jane 😤

Just wind two bobbins every time you have to wind one. Just fucking do it.

There is nothing more irritating than pressing a seam fixing everything like what do you mean the number one thing I do t want to take the time to do is the solution

I have been deeply inconvenienced by the lack of Joann fabrics several times during this project 😤

I’ve never abused any substances, they’ve all been loved and respected 😤

Having a couple hard runs early last week led me to days of wondering if this wasn’t something for me to pursue but I had one half decent run last night and I’m back to picking out races to sign up for 😅

Every time I sit and knit socks for pleasure I like to think how I probably have an ancestor who knit them out of necessity and wonder if they enjoyed it or not.

Officially meeting the potential new beastie on Monday 🐶 if all goes well, we’ll try to introduce him and Koby on neutral ground and hope for the best.

Never would have guessed I’d grow up to smoke weed while listening to audio erotica but sure why not

Found the perfect baby pink nail polish unfortunately the polish itself is garbage 🥴

Got all worked up about drag capitalists so I decided to take a break from sewing to go for a run and finally made it thru a full run of these harder intervals so basically I’m an immortal god now sorry

Like what if this guy came and lived in my house?

I hope there’s a drag king named Mons Penis

Might be meeting a dog that might come live with us maybe. Lots of variables but he’s very cute and I can’t stop thinking about him 🫣

Yall out here celebrating short “kings”that are, at best, short serfs.

I’ve been obsessed with this sugar free mango pudding at meijer and went to buy my next fix earlier and they had rearranged the planogram and removed the pudding from it 😤

New cpap cushion who dis

Nobody warns you about getting really in to a physical activity that everyone will find annoying in your 40’s.

Bestie and I telling our work mom how easy it is to get guys to show you their dick when you’re in drag. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel but the fish are dicks 🤷‍♀️

My blood sugar has been high all week and I haven’t been able to figure out why and just realized I never took my glp1 🤦‍♀️

Did not make it all the way thru this run today, 2min run 30sec rest is kicking my ass 😅

In desperate need of people to practice Spanish with in person 😭

Get thee behind me, satan (McDonald’s app)

I was bemoaning that I was having a hard time finding fun fabric for 3” inseam running shorts and my husband said I should try the 5” because I don’t have to “be a little slut” every time I run and like… what is the point then????

Made myself follow thru on a strength training workout today and was pleasantly delighted that my legs have gotten stronger from running 🏃

My run today was kind of a bust. New locale was great but the change to longer run and shorter recovery intervals didn’t mix well with the terrain 🤷‍♀️ will try again.

Grabbed a lemon yogurt not a banana yogurt this morning.

The entire day we spent at the zoo there was almost always a cardinal near us, and I’m pretty sure it was th same one several times. It never let me take a picture of it, tho. Anyway, if one of you dead bitches was trying to get to me you need a less shy messenger.

Possibly the perfect man idk

Happy Space: 1999 day or whatever

Trying to decide where to do my run today mostly because my plan is to keep it easy today but I still wanna train on some hills and get a little distance in 🤔

It’s amazing how unimportant my heart rate is to me at this phase in my running journey and how directed correlated that unimportance is to the fact I can’t afford a smart watch rn.

Honestly when you’re at the point where you’re researching how to run faster and for longer it’s definitely too late for you (me)

Me, seeing a gun in the first act: I’ve heard about this

Me: hey Adam Scott I’ve got a project for you Adam Scott: no thanks Me: I’m Kay but some weird shit happens at the bottom of an elevator AS: you son of a bitch I’m IN

Got cuddled half to death by a needy geriatric Boston terrier today so yeah life is good

Another trip around the sun with this fat faggot

These are not the same color and I’m mad about it.